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A national hero.
Now this is an edition I can get behind.
Daily reminder that Lib Dem rats are taking over parliament one seat at a time
user here hoping for further discussion of posh women, horses, books and whores.
Find me a pic with all of that in it. Go on. I dare you.
Additionally I've been working on a little scifi book idea for a bit. If anyone is so inclined I've been messing with the idea of an alien cult or group who are motivated to do things (Like drop an asteroid on an orphanage) because they find it funny.
WHAT THREAD TO I GET COMFY IN????
Yank here with more questions about Brit Bongistan.
Is Newcastle alright or is it paki infested?
Also what about Chester?
I've never heard much about it as its a small city, but apparently it has some history to it.
Not sure about you but 300+ argies drowning is a pretty comfy thought tbqh.
Didn't the Falklands legalise gay marriage this week?
I'll give anyone £150 to hack my ex gfs Facebook.
This the BASED Brit/pol thread?
I look forward to to 2020 headline
GIBRALTAR RECLAIMED
BRUSSELS FALLS TO 1ST ARMOURED MEME DIVISION
FIELD MARSHALL FARAGE SAYS BERLIN BY CHRISTMAS
Let it go.
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No i must destroy her
'WE'RE WINNING'
TOPKEK HOW DELUDED CAN YOU BE?
>thread theme
youtube.com
>She just got fingered behind the stable by the farmhand.
Why? What did she do to make it worth 150 smackeroonies to hack her facebook?
youtube.com
We'll stock out ships full of british beer and bullets
we mobilised the navy and we called up the marines
we sailed 2 weeks til we reached the falkland islands
so we could teach a lesson to those bloody argentines
In what way, in any shape or form will this make things better?
Im pretty well off so it's not that much to me. And she cheated on me
We used to blow cruisers out of the water everyday anyday. Sad what we've become.
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>If anyone is so inclined I've been messing with the idea of an alien cult or group who are motivated to do things (Like drop an asteroid on an orphanage) because they find it funny.
Didn't South Park play with those ideas?
Not to discourage you, quite the opposite, watch them and maybe it may spark more thoughts.
So the Premise is that these Aliens are basically Sup Forums /pol level aliens?
Also:
>I hope they aren't Sex Maniac Aliens:
and stay BASED.
>"she cheated on me"
I don't plan to make things better i just want to hurt her to make her feel the same pain she inflicted on me
The one called late night comfy edition
That war saved Thatcher.
>Bitch.
Aaw it's like she's reading to dobbin. This makes me feel feelings.
Also your ability to consistently find what I consider excellent softcore porn is to be commended.
The sinking of any enemy vessel is always news.
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Fuck off. This one's more active. Don't mess it up!
Friendly reminder.
>You were a shit lover.
You know what angers women more than getting their Facebook hacked? Seeing their ex happy with a girl. So go meet some lass and put pictures on your facebook of the two of you. It'll fucking wreck her head.
MOAR, NIGEL, MOAR!
New game lads:
1. Go to /r/unitedkingdom
2. Bring some left/remainer shite back
>Don't they realise that Germany's constitution forbids such referendums? To be honest, it is a pretty smart move and there is nothing anti-democratic to forbid such plebiscites compromising a representative democracy.
>KEK
>BASED.
I'm not attractive enough to just find another girl like that
I'll admit they are heavily inspired by you lot. Especially the Shia lebouf thing. I for one have found that hilarious.
I think South park did mess with the idea but I really want to play around with the notion.
Imagine you're marooned on some barren rock. The emergency rations when opened all play the moonlight sonata and broadcast a video of your face to some alien bar where they laugh their asses off as being not entirely bound by the laws of space and time, they came up with this idea ten minutes ago, out it into practice ten years ago and find it hilarious right now.
When did a man hitting a woman ever, ever, work out well for the man?
>South Park on CC +1 Now.
>Hate Crime.
>Oz Parody.
>KEK.
Im too white to this thread.
Good bye britcucks
I didn't say anything about hitting her
You don't actually have to find another girl, you just have to make it seem like you have. Fuck, it could even be a cousin or some shit. Just get some photos of you with a half pretty lass smiling and laughing and shit and plaster them all over your facebook.
Is that a quote? Tell me more of this.
Oh look, a brown person.
>poorer than ireland
>germany is gonna gonna make an example of you like a bitch
>will be the size of a parking lot soon
good going chpas!
Say goodbye to your Financial Independence when the IMF come calling.
>like that
Doesn't have to be "like that"; it just has to be something.
It's a post that has the highest amount of upvotes in a thread about a German politician calling for another referendum on Brexit.
Everyone in the thread is agreeing there should be another referendum, but saying that referendums in general should be banned.
Serious question.
How can ANYONE support Cuckbyn after he has quite openly stated he has supported (((returning))) The Falklands to Argenshitina when they are quite clearly owned by Britain and the populace of the islands have had refurendums on it and each time have 99.99% favoured British rule?
>poorer than ireland
American education everybody, it's such a marvel.
>t. pic related
hello fags
Go for it and write.
>Try Pen and paper.
Just write; It won't be amazing, but just write lad.
Once done put it away for a month or so and then come back to it.
Good luck, hope to read extracts on here Posn Nosh lad.
>Fuck Argentina Edition
but why ;_;
Hitting/damaging/revenging
At best you come across to all and sundry as an arsehole.
>but she broke my
Really. That's the best outcome
>she's a whore!
So? You're judged to a higher standard in this society. Sadly in a month no one will remember who was between her legs. In five years they'll remember who hacked her Facebook though.
Trust me. I've been there. Dont bother.
Also there's legal ramifications which can be pretty harsh if you're a bloke and get reported by someone angry and female enough.
Stop lying to yourself, accept reality for once britcuck like i did with the falklands.
Because it relieves the pain of a dying nation.
I love how the left will always ban what it doesn't understand.
Fucking Argie piece of shit get the fuck out of my thread, you lost the fucking war fair and square, we didn't even need America's help, you got BTFO by 20 year old technology because your shit dictatorship couldn't hope to match the British Empire.
Get fucked Spanish piece of shit and kill yourself please.
Use that £150 and hire the most attractive escort you can and just use her for photos of your "new gf".
It will make your ex cunt seethe.
make me
>you have some black people in your country
>therefore im white
Fucking niggers, they can't into logic.
>Welsh
>Manx
>Scottish
>Southern
>Royal
>Not British
What did Manuel mean by this?
If you don't get the fuck out of my thread right now I will personally fly 6000 miles in a Harrier and bomb your house you dirty piece of shit.
k, do it if you have the guts
brb calling up theresa may right now and asking permission.
I've been using a program called writemonkey for everything recenlty. Most helpful.
At least we are giving you (yous) rather than bombs this time eh Pedro?
oh yes insult fellow whites yet you open your doors to countless niggers, replace every non european in ur land with a white argie and all your problems are gone
i dont know if u are trying to tilt someone, u may have realised if ur not too thick that argies on pol couldnt care less about two stupid isles,
id rather see them be inhabited by white brits than by argentine negroes
dont take too long
>argies
>white
topkek
>Being this type of white people
>feeling proud of it.
>Correct BASED answer.
>thisiswharargentiniaactuallybelieves.harrier
keep fooling yourself lol
you know full well there are pure white people in here, yes theres a massive amount of niggers and other subhumans but there are whites. i dont get why it triggers you tho
come
>fellow whites
>argies
>fellow whites
Thanks for the laugh while scrolling the front page
Are you all just ignoring this or do you just not give a toss at this stage?
>being argie
>not killing yourself in shame
>Well done, Aye,
says the american mutt who probs has nigger/abo blood in him, at least i can trace back my ancestors to the old continent
>white people batter by nigger
>in london
Colour me fucking surprised.
Goodnight pol. Goodnight argies.
Goodnight fats. Goodnight rimmer. Goodnight lads.
London is lost. If it happened in the shires it would be another matter.
Goodnight pumpkin.
CRAGS OF TUMBLEDOWN
I'm fed up of being told England defeated you. SCOTLAND defeated you, England was just backup.
>being the lowest white trash of all europe
Look, nigger, no one values your opinion. You got absolutely fucking asshole decimated in 1982 so basically the opinion of your country is worth absolutely fuck all. No one gives a shit about what you have to say, just shut the fuck up.
If you don't be quiet I'll consult a casual resource such as Wikipedia's deaths resource which will bring great shame on your shithole of a country, dirty Spanish piece of shit.
good night sir.
>being this angry that an englishman called you black
G'night nigger.
HOLY SHIT THE NORKS FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT
TUNE INTO RT
i do agree that the country became shit after 1982, i'll give you that, however a few decent people remain and those coincidentally are the ones that go on Sup Forums.
We will get it back stupid Anglos.
Your population don't give a fuck about your unjust wars.
We had a minor border dispute decades ago. Why do the Brits and Argies on this thread care so much? It's fucking nothing.
If this all blows over I'm never coming to pol again.
It NEVER fucking HAPPENS
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