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North Korean Television Live
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1st for death to burger imperialism
watching the liberation live
nice
its not Live
how can they have sun while its 4:30 am?
10:30 am in Pyongyang
THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME FOR US TO STRIKE!!!!!
so is the parade to prepare for the nuke test or is the parade because there won't be a nuke test?
M O A B
O O
A A
B B
how the fuck are the North koreans still listening to him?
does he do anything?
or is he just running his father's skeleton?
Why is it morning?
Parade for anniversary of Kim-Il Sung death I think.
105th birthday of their dead president
why are they celebrating his death?
did they hate him so much?
but I heard there was a confirmed announcement they moved a nuke to the testing tunnel
why wouldn't you celebrate the death of a living demigod?
the nuke test is part of the party for the birthday, user.
howd you get this video? if youre a hacker can you get into my gf's email? its hotmail. thanks bro
Implying I actually give two fucks what some skeletal squirts celebrate.
our boy looking fly a.f this evening
is that a new haircut?
is v v nice, kim
this is the official NK youtube channel.
Commiefornia fag here enjoying my last In N Out Double Double before the nuke hits us.
>devils trips
checked
I wish I could eat a burger but im on a diet
summer is coming
you enjoy that, satan
how much music do you have to play before you can test a nuke
get it over with
Just got a double double too user, we shall share our last meal
This would be the perfect time to drop a couple tomahawks or a moab, they're all right there
Mercedes ?
fug
CHECKED
this will be 2+ hours of this.
at least.
why doesn't the US do shit like this
what shit music
Fucking idiots.
I think you mean winter.
>not wanting to set the mood before a nuke test
user please
That incy wincy spider theme tho
They're in Korea you retard, it's 11am there
dis music is literally ten green bottles hanging on the wall
ffs NK get it together
that's not even your song
Send in the bombs. They're all gathered in one square.
Even though that would be efficient, this is the one time a number of foreign diplomats are attending and we'd piss off quite a few smaller countries.
the more music they play the more I worry they aren't actually going to test it
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how did they change their time?
how can communism alter physics?
Someone summon the MOAB now
time is just a human construct user
Send in drones now get Kim. Game over.
Who are the two idiots riding around in the Mercedes?
They're on the other side of the planet, bozo.
Lil fat Kim face tho
and now its "if you're happy and you know it"
The composer literally plagiarized english kids shows with his limited internet access granted to come up with songs
>the shittalk express
MOAB the fucking square, don't be a pussy Trump
if they won't announce any nuke test then it's worthless to watch
MOAB TAKE MY HIGH ENERGY
>MOAB TAKE MY HIGH ENERGY
MOAB TAKE MY HIGH ENERGY
>MOAB TAKE MY HIGH ENERGY
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>ten green bottles is incy wincy spider
Fuck em up Trump
this is the last time us bogs can help you out
How can Kim be so fat?
Do they have American food in Korea?
why don't you burgers MOAB em now
It's amazing how much the Norks can accomplish with a GDP per capita less than that of Afghanistan and the same as Haiti.
Little Kim looks nervous and pissed
The test won't be until Sunday night for the west. I seem to always remember this shit happening while I was out driving on a Sunday night.
Hopefully your shitty burgers go with the state.
Someone looks nervous today...
NK such a fucked up country.
>ten green bottles is incy wincy spider is happy if you know it
"thats a nice parade you have going, be a shame if someone Tomahawked it"
this
he isn't going to test the nuke. the long parade is to appease the peasantry
What did I miss ?
>sky lights up
>mass confusion
>camer feed gets cut
>jim jon un gets cucked
(((president)))
1st for kill all leaf chinks
Be a shame if someone MOAB'ed it
Can't tell if stupid or trolling...
PAY DEBTS!!!!!
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Do you even Ace Combat?
Post yfw Kim's head blows up
it's not the first time it happens
Previous tests have been Tuesdays, Mondays, Wednesday and Fridays. My happening hype is gone. Shit will go down on Monday though, you're right.
What was this?
>M O A B
>O
>A
>B
...
Fugg this shit is so Orwellian. Anyone got a stream with interpreter?
how long has this been going on for, am I late to the party? :(
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Tell your Great Grand Children About this day the Day you Witnessed the last DPRK Parade
just getting good
How many of those people have to pee really bad right now?
Oi faggot get Manus Island under control
No worriers, next Khan will delete them
yeah but guys I think we're missing the important thing here
>ten green bottles
>incy wincy spider
>if you're happy and you know it
ARE ALL THE SAME SONG
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>This is the perfect time to bomb them
Niggas don't you know shit about Juche? Kim Jong Un is a master of Juche. He is so mighty and glorious the mountains bow down to him when he wants to pass! If you tried to bomb him, he's use the glorious eight iron bulls formation and knock them out of the sky.
Do you think such a magnanimous and great leader as Kim Jong Un would allow even one of his citizens to be harmed by a disgusting foreign made bomb? He'll personally protect each and every person of North Korea with his indomitable Juche philosophy.
stream just started like an hour ago.
it is now 11 am in Pyongyang
R A R E
A
R
E
Like 1 fucking hour. Fuck this, they probably wont launch shit either today.
>overly enthusiastic clapping