North Korean Television Live

Get in here.

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1st for death to burger imperialism

watching the liberation live
nice

its not Live
how can they have sun while its 4:30 am?

10:30 am in Pyongyang

THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME FOR US TO STRIKE!!!!!

so is the parade to prepare for the nuke test or is the parade because there won't be a nuke test?

M O A B
O O
A A
B B

how the fuck are the North koreans still listening to him?

does he do anything?

or is he just running his father's skeleton?

Why is it morning?

Parade for anniversary of Kim-Il Sung death I think.

105th birthday of their dead president

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_the_Sun

why are they celebrating his death?
did they hate him so much?

but I heard there was a confirmed announcement they moved a nuke to the testing tunnel

why wouldn't you celebrate the death of a living demigod?

the nuke test is part of the party for the birthday, user.

howd you get this video? if youre a hacker can you get into my gf's email? its hotmail. thanks bro

Implying I actually give two fucks what some skeletal squirts celebrate.

our boy looking fly a.f this evening
is that a new haircut?
is v v nice, kim

this is the official NK youtube channel.

Commiefornia fag here enjoying my last In N Out Double Double before the nuke hits us.

>devils trips

checked
I wish I could eat a burger but im on a diet
summer is coming

you enjoy that, satan

how much music do you have to play before you can test a nuke
get it over with

Just got a double double too user, we shall share our last meal

This would be the perfect time to drop a couple tomahawks or a moab, they're all right there

Mercedes ?

fug

CHECKED

this will be 2+ hours of this.

at least.

why doesn't the US do shit like this

what shit music

Fucking idiots.

I think you mean winter.

>not wanting to set the mood before a nuke test
user please

That incy wincy spider theme tho

They're in Korea you retard, it's 11am there

dis music is literally ten green bottles hanging on the wall
ffs NK get it together
that's not even your song

Send in the bombs. They're all gathered in one square.

Even though that would be efficient, this is the one time a number of foreign diplomats are attending and we'd piss off quite a few smaller countries.

the more music they play the more I worry they aren't actually going to test it

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how did they change their time?
how can communism alter physics?

Someone summon the MOAB now

time is just a human construct user

Send in drones now get Kim. Game over.

Who are the two idiots riding around in the Mercedes?

They're on the other side of the planet, bozo.

Lil fat Kim face tho

and now its "if you're happy and you know it"

The composer literally plagiarized english kids shows with his limited internet access granted to come up with songs

>the shittalk express

MOAB the fucking square, don't be a pussy Trump

if they won't announce any nuke test then it's worthless to watch

MOAB TAKE MY HIGH ENERGY
>MOAB TAKE MY HIGH ENERGY
MOAB TAKE MY HIGH ENERGY
>MOAB TAKE MY HIGH ENERGY

youtube.com/watch?v=-b5X69vREAg
Thread theme

>ten green bottles is incy wincy spider

Fuck em up Trump

this is the last time us bogs can help you out

How can Kim be so fat?
Do they have American food in Korea?

why don't you burgers MOAB em now

It's amazing how much the Norks can accomplish with a GDP per capita less than that of Afghanistan and the same as Haiti.

Little Kim looks nervous and pissed

The test won't be until Sunday night for the west. I seem to always remember this shit happening while I was out driving on a Sunday night.

Hopefully your shitty burgers go with the state.

Someone looks nervous today...

NK such a fucked up country.

>ten green bottles is incy wincy spider is happy if you know it

"thats a nice parade you have going, be a shame if someone Tomahawked it"

this
he isn't going to test the nuke. the long parade is to appease the peasantry

What did I miss ?

>sky lights up
>mass confusion
>camer feed gets cut
>jim jon un gets cucked

(((president)))

1st for kill all leaf chinks

Be a shame if someone MOAB'ed it

Can't tell if stupid or trolling...


PAY DEBTS!!!!!

youtu.be/YhdNjzX4waA
Do you even Ace Combat?

Post yfw Kim's head blows up

it's not the first time it happens

Previous tests have been Tuesdays, Mondays, Wednesday and Fridays. My happening hype is gone. Shit will go down on Monday though, you're right.

What was this?

>M O A B
>O
>A
>B

...

Fugg this shit is so Orwellian. Anyone got a stream with interpreter?

how long has this been going on for, am I late to the party? :(

...

Tell your Great Grand Children About this day the Day you Witnessed the last DPRK Parade

just getting good

youtube.com/watch?v=8NRbI15ufqM

How many of those people have to pee really bad right now?

Oi faggot get Manus Island under control

No worriers, next Khan will delete them

yeah but guys I think we're missing the important thing here
>ten green bottles
>incy wincy spider
>if you're happy and you know it
ARE ALL THE SAME SONG

...

>This is the perfect time to bomb them

Niggas don't you know shit about Juche? Kim Jong Un is a master of Juche. He is so mighty and glorious the mountains bow down to him when he wants to pass! If you tried to bomb him, he's use the glorious eight iron bulls formation and knock them out of the sky.

Do you think such a magnanimous and great leader as Kim Jong Un would allow even one of his citizens to be harmed by a disgusting foreign made bomb? He'll personally protect each and every person of North Korea with his indomitable Juche philosophy.

stream just started like an hour ago.

it is now 11 am in Pyongyang

R A R E
A
R
E

Like 1 fucking hour. Fuck this, they probably wont launch shit either today.

>overly enthusiastic clapping