WILL THE LIVESTREAM GET NUKED?

Will you witness a live nuking of norks? get on livestream boiz

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Have to admit their band kicks ass.

Kim Jong Un looks really pissed

was a pretty sweet parade desu

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Agreed and agreed! That was a nice jam!

delet this

so erm. When's the nuke?

Grab some beer and watch the world burn

BBC just said that Beijing contacts have warned conflict on the peninsula may be imminent.

anytime now

He looks bored as fuck and like he doesn't really know or care what's going on.
His clapping is like:
>oh, everyone's clapping, guess I'll clap too.

i think he just said trump

i heard ching - chang - chong

their language sounds like a really shitty banjo play

Panzer?

so much squares ...

FUCKING KEK! It's such a strange way of making words sound. It's all over the place!

the shitty camera makes it seem like most of the soldiers are cgi

Can anyone fucking translate and why the fuck is kim jong un near a button?

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from other thread.

>this parade

wtf I love North Korea now

The guy close to Kim just whispered something

Smells fishy

>wanna play some Kirby later?

Damn they are right in sync with that marching.

Now would be a good time to nuke.

Sine there are soo much pink maybe

Communism has the best parades.

Not much food, but the parades really are top notch.

Seriously, why can't we have military parades this impressive?

that has to be terrible on the knees

try listening to vietnamese

i'm pretty sure this is all their military is used for

>can only see one set of legs when they cross right in front of the camera

there is only one word to describe this parade; gay

TFW you can watch a ceremony where your entire military goes by and you have to face America later that night.

YO THAT SHIT IS 3D TECHNOLOGY BLUE BEAM
>YO THAT SHIT IS 3D TECHNOLOGY BLUE BEAM
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mfw the kim wants to make fugg to all the gook soldieresses

SHWOSKHOWOSKNNNGGGG WHSONGHEWHSOWNSGSGOWSANGWGSONNNNHG

>youll never march for your fat NEET dictator he removed the normie proletariats.

is this 30 seconds of archived parade footage shown on a loop?

Lawl

>you will never march under a flag that isn't Israel

Something seems (((fishy))) to me

I was thinking that but then I randomly see unique uniforms

NATO BOMBERS INBOUND

Why do koreans sound like they're taking a massive shit when they speak.

swongHONGPONGshwlewuNE!

105 nukes?

airplanes, nice

>nothing else happend between 1940 and 1950 that could effect japanese life

The tanks loom fakd

North Korean language sounds like
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Wait for your stroke to be over before typing my lad

Lil Kim looks fucking nervous

Because largescale military parades went out of style years ago when superpowers realized that if they dedicated those hundreds of hours to something that mattered, they'd have that much better a military. Not to mention how egotistical it makes the leaders look for ordering them.

This is also a completely retarded move. They were told of potential retaliation, so they move a huge portion of their military and military equipment into one area while burning a bunch of their fuel. Absolutely fucking retarded.

Their artillery trucks look like AT-STs

>watch the world burn

That article about the flag ban is not true. Haven't checked the first one though, never heard of it.

>missiles

USA is fucked we don't have half that military

I wouldn't be surprised if the vast majority of equipment and vehicles in the parade are fake.

Also North Korea has about 5.2 million soldiers (frontline and reserve combined) so those in the parade are only a tiny fraction of their military.

Are they looping the footage?

>implying

looks really nice desu

No

North Korea is not concerned with military implications, this is an internal propaganda issue. Projecting strength internally.

People really think we're gunna attack them for testing a Nuke. Even the Norks know they;d get their shit wrecked hard by even South Korea but, they a know nobody wants to clean up the broken shithole that is Nkorea.

I wonder if any other countries military analysts around the world are sitting there writing down everything that NK is showing it has militarily so that they can come up with a strategy to counter it, at least in theory.

You can't deny that's a lot of military. I don't have a single tank and Kim has over 500 it looks like

Perfect time to strike, while all the military is in one spot. Drop a FOAB and most of the problem is gone

Are those just empty tubes? What are they supposed to be? Long range missiles? They seem way too long

Wait, did they already launch the missiles?

Yes, but everyone outside the Hermet Kingdom knows the general state of affairs, aging equipment, famine, gulags. But to the people inside, the force he is showing is insurmountable. And the time he steals from them by forcing them into parades tires them and prevents rowdy unemployed citizens.

The whole show is for internal consumption, he obviously aims it at SK and USA but it is not concerned with anything but self-survival.

Why does the announcer always sound like hes about to burb while he's talking

Really? You don't even have 1 fucking tank? Do you live in a shitlib state or something? Use your 2nd Amendment rights, cuck.

The Crystal Shards?

lol all the guys are wearing 1950's style business suits some with tie clips and double-breasted blazers

I must say the lack of degeneracy is innocent and cute.

Is it me or did they just looped the part of the crowd cheering?

the sound is repetitive and annoying as fuck m8

Norks bent the knee, kimmy is a pussy

we have satellites, user

these norks are really high energy

Their military is twice the size of US and Japan together. I don't think we can win this war guys

Here's our military might

People enlist, problem solved.

TOMAHAWKS INCOMING IN 7 MINUTES. JUST HEARD FROM MY SOURCE AT NBC

So, will they do the launch when it ends?

It looks like the Norks backed down from their nuc tests and ballistic missile tests.

when will this end I have very important shitposting to do tomorrow.

North Korea decided they won't do anything provacative. This is their typical "day of the sun". They backed down on their nuke tests and missile tests it appears. No reason to keep watching tonight.

fucking perfect. I fucked up my sleeping schedule for this shit!

We all got hyped over nothing bro. Trump talking with China actually shut the fat bastard up. Sucks for our happenings but it is what it is. If the cuck obama was still president we'd at least get a nuclear test and test missile launches happening.

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Even New Zealand has a better Navy than that.

Its fucking ridiculous that south korea didn't do shit when they had their ships sunk by NK and their civilian populations hit with NK artillery. If Obongo was still president NK would have no doubt tested their new weapon today and tested more missiles. those days are over.

Is this legit?
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is this the only channel norks have?

Who are these ass clowns

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