/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - DARKER THAN MALE BLACK EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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youtube.com/watch?v=iqhFN4WYhK4
youtube.com/watch?v=QyVwxmzNjHc
youtube.com/watch?v=uTwtAJt1JAs
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

someone's urinating in a garden outside

SHOTS FIRED

another shots fired

1st fo SHOTS FIRED

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reposting classic chiraq documentary from the last thread

youtube.com/watch?v=iqhFN4WYhK4

I tried making some OC this morning.

>female beaten by gang members in her apartment

some 70's esthetic pics 1/2

[70'S FUNK GUITAR INTENSIFIES]

2/2

CUTE/10

Bob-cut girl is my waifu.

That's a strange looking kitchen

messy bed-head is claimed.

>person laying on the street
>hit by a car

any Robert experts here? what does the "Y" on their CPD patch mean? they in the academy? or are they something else?

God, what happened to our beautiful country

I hope Crabby is working tonight. She's my dispatchfu.

Youth division (youth and family services)

civil rights movement / feminism

thanks. so these ladies dealt with the truants ?

Actually most of Chicago is fine. Us natives know which niggerhoods to avoid. The TNB is really limited to the south side and west side.

Marxism.

Because of democrats and BLM our Roberts have to fight the niggers with both hands behind their backs.

The Roberts know where the criminiggers are but we have a nigger police chief and a rat for a mayor.

women with children, probably stuff like domestic abuse

1 BURGER TO GO

>person shot

I really wanted to move to chicago, most likely the lincoln park area.

POOKIE GOT SHOT

>121152015 ▶
> (You)

I have lived in the suburbs my entire life. I've never been robbed or had to deal with niggershines. They really are contained to their niggerhoods. With that said I'm a registered gun owner as niggers do venture into the burbs.

>T R U C K E D
>declining EMS

What about Ray Ray?

Here's my shittt OC, leafbro.

You talkin' bout lil Ray Ray or East Side Ray Ray or Ray Ray Smooth?

I seen this one last night. It mad me chuckle.

>someone shot at jose

>Shots fired where is the fucking Count?

Robert just wants his mafuckin lunch.

>someone's key's open while he's taking a leak

>>Shots fired where is the fucking Count?

The count must be doing blow at this point.

open key while pissing?

Hahahaha, Robert farting and peeing in the washroom!

watchout yo key bro

Someone was pissing with an open key kek

Ayyyy thanks. I had fun making it, have no idea what I'm doing but it's a time killer while staying /Comfy/

lol and a fart.

>you know it.

>oh I know

my sides

Lupa giving whitey a hard time

It's all about stayin /comfy/ and keeping the coons at bay.

youtube.com/watch?v=QyVwxmzNjHc

Did she just say there was a bandit?

wtf is a 911 cell phone?

A cellphone with no carrier or number assigned to it can still call 911. But there's no return data, because there's no carrier.

>70 year old dementia patient missing

SILVER ALERT
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>heard gunshots
>felt pain

In a row, Kek is riding shotgun with Robert tonight

I wonder what they would think if they knew people were listening to them like this. It would trip me out

Shadilay, and may Kek keep them safe.

They know that people do listen, but they're way too busy to fucking care.

Did you mean to post Robert's grandpa, or just coincidence?

30 fries til RRH

I meant to, senpai

>UNITS
WATCH
>YOUR
KEYS

Keys... and male nig nog with a gun

>robert is in danger

oh shit Adam is freaking the fuck out

Male black driver. Go go go.

get 'em

Oh shit, is there a police chase?

>THREE TO FOUR
>THREE TO FOUR SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

I lost count, How many calls for gunshots so far?

More shots fucking fired.

Person shot! Robert is on it!

Someone is shot.

Still nothing on the Dodge Caravan that were wise to the PD tail

friday night nuggas

I'm truly puzzled anons. How can they have all these guns when it's illegal? Has anyone informed Male Black? Surely this is an oversight

4 or 5 in the last 10 minutes

PLEASE WATCH YA KEYS

aaaand 6 more

>12 year old caller
>mom is drunk and walking around with a butcher knife

>walking around with a butcher knife in her hand
>oooh perfect

>intoxicated walking around with a butcher knife


God damn Chicago is a shit hole

that brings back memories

What can be done to fix the open key problem in Chicago?

>male beating a female in front of a church

kek

we must heavily regulate and restrict access to keys

Roberts starting to roll

>when yo bitch step so wrong you need God to witness her asswhupping
youtube.com/watch?v=uTwtAJt1JAs

WWJD - What Would Jarvarious Do?

Beat dat ass in front of Jesus

third fucking suicide attempt tonight

>SEX OFFENSE: OTHER

another spic exposing himself

Robert's coming on duty early tonight.

>male white or hispanic exposing himsepc

>or

I think we know

another drawer dropper exposing himself

What is it with all the pervs with their dicks out today?

What do you guys think of that Live PD show? I'm watching it now.