Wake up on the first day of being a stay at home dad

>Wake up on the first day of being a stay at home dad
>Kiss my working wife goodbye
>Drop off son at school
>Go home
>Not much to do I think
>start cleaning the whole house
>Clean my PC, clean my desk
>Not even exhausted, have energy to do other things too
>Clean the windows, then wash my car, which was never done because after a long day of slavewaging I never felt like doing it. Now I do
>Finish all that by 2:00pm
>Didn't even break a sweat
>Make lunch, watch some TV and browse 4chin
>"Almost 6 o clock"
>Made a nice taco plate for my wife and son for dinner
>Still not exhausted
>Actually start washing the dishes and clean the oven
>Wife wanted to do this but fuck her
>Later on, literally butt fuck her, have the energy to actually do this since not a wage slave

Why do women hate being stay at home moms again? They literally had it easy, with little to no expectations out of them, other than not being fat.

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>stay at home dad
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I think women should work part time at least, men were cucked back then because they just let their wives lay around in luxury all day

95% of women want to be stay at home moms and would be perfectly happy doing so. The 5% at the bottom just screamed loud and tricked a bunch of the women into selling themselves into wage slavery

>The 5% at the bottom just screamed loud and tricked a bunch of the women into selling themselves into wage slavery
this
Women getting a career to make themselves "free" was the biggest meme there was in our lifetimes. And women fell for it.

>stay at home dad
wew lad

She's fucking her boss.

I plan on being a stay-at-home mom to 4-5 kids. AMA.

Aww bless you user, you sound like a good bloke, your wife and son are lucky to have you.

how about take up a hobby or do a course?

Are you white?

rude.

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She won't respect you

Oi I'm from Landan you facking cant, explain this or i'll smash ya boat old china

What do you do if your wife eventually wants a divorce?

Yes and so is my husband.

You have to go back.

lel

Good job.

>They literally had it easy, with little to no expectations out of them
this was when jobs paid a living wage so a woman could get a job and have lots left over after paying for the sitter.it was actually worth it then

How much does your husband make? What part of the USA do you live in?

>>drop son off at school
>>stay at home dad

Pick one

Are you retarded? You dropped all the work off for someone else to do and you want credit cause you cooked a taco and cleaned a lamp

He's going into a field that generally makes around $100,000 a year. We live in the South.

>cleaned a lamp

my sides

I'm a stay at home dad
I don't do drugs
I'm a stay at home dad
I get high on baby hugs

>>drop son off at school

Where he will discover he's trans

>She won't respect you
please. im a stay-at-home-dad too. my wife brags to all her sjw friends, she gets mad progressive points. meanwhile my life expectancy just jumped up +10 years not destroying my body and mind at a job

>being a nu male cuck
Your wife is going to leave you. You are a man, act like one and take care of your wife you degenerate low life faggot.

Lazy nigger. I was a stay at home dad. I got bored in like a week and got a part time job making 15 an hour working only 20 hours a week with the ability to work 40. Fucking awesome set up and I dont feel like a fucking bum.

>cleaned a lamp
Don't ever change.

Have fun with your overly aggressive daughter or nu male cuck son.

Is that Xev Bellringer?

Oh right because using your brain is what destroys it

but how can she support you not working?
women only get paid 76% of what men in the same positions earn!

pls be real

must have been awful, watching your kids grow, knowing all day that no ones molesting them.

>taco plate
Kill yourself Paco

stay at home dad life:
>work 12 hours per day
>don't even get paid for it
>sleep for 8 hours
>4 hours of free time

wageslave life:
>work for 14 hours per day (includes chores, paperwork, etc.)
>sleep for 6 hours
>4 hours of free time

meanwhile in NEET life:
>1 hour of work per day (showering, wiping dust off keyboard, using toilet, washing hands, etc.)
>sleep 7 hours
>16 hours of free time

if you don't have at least 12 hours (half your day) of free time you should really consider suicide desu.

Tits or gtfo?

You drop off your wife's son at school? Who picks him up, Jamal?

How long have you been stay at home? Both stay at home safe I know got divorced within 5 years of staying home

>Butt fuck
Faggot

"No"

Women want to fuck every Chad possible until their pussy dries out, having a job makes them independent from betabux and able to pursue Chad's thundercock.

10+ years added to the end of your life big fricken woop now you can sit in a fucking chair for 10 more years.

hour of work per day (showering, wiping dust off keyboard, using toilet, washing hands, etc.)
>>sleep 7 hours
hours of free time
>Not sleeping for 12 and having free time for the other 12.
At least try lmao.

pfff. im an mechanic but ive worked in kitchens, costumer service. all my thoughts are of the mundane tasks or suicide while im at any job

>be your wife
>know very well keeping house hasn't been a full time job in a long time, leaving her mom plenty of time for drinking vodka and cucking dear old dad
>stay in labour force
>meet Chad, her better looking and richer manager
>find whatever pretext is necessary for flinging you out on your "useless" ass
>marry Chad
>quit job to live on Chad's money, spend days drinking vodka and cucking Chad
>live happily ever after

>be you
>get flung out on your ass
>start looking for work again
>job connections dried up
>"what have you been doing for the past year that could be an asset to the firm, user?"
>"doing laundry"
>"KEKEKEKEKEKthankswe'llcallfaggot"
>end up back in mom's basement or homeless
>kill yourself with alcohol or the cheapest gun you can find at the local pawn shop

This was a trap, OP.

You walked right into it.

>Wife wanted to do this but fuck her
>>Later on, literally butt fuck her, have the energy to actually do this since not a wage slave
You're a black guy and hired a maid

a year. weve been together 8 years, married 5. relationships better than ever

MOMMY I WANNA MILK YOUR TITTIES

I can assure you I am. And not a goddamn degenerate trap or some shit like that.

hour of work per day (showering,

Not dabbing yourself with a dampy towel and spraying a half can of axe, it's like you don't even neet

I'm married and not a degenerate slut.

At least start day trading to bring home some bacon, otherwise your wife is gonna cuck you

>sit in a fucking chair for 10 more years.
being plugged directly into cyberspace traveling at 200 mph in my self driving car

>slaving 40 something hours a week for most of your life making a jewish CEO richer when you could actually be enjoying life

ITS IN THE FUCKING RULES YA DUMB BITCH. YOU EITHER SHOW TITS OR GTFO OF THE SITE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ok sign me up.

> not a degenerate slut
> 'teehee anons btw im a girl'

sorry, attention whores are still whores.

tits or gtfo

find a smart collage girl with baby fever

I didn't say 'teehee I'm a girl'

I said I plan on being a stay at home mom, which is relevent to the conversation because OP said
'why don't women want to be stay at home moms?'
I was just saying that I do.

Girls are gay

>Xev Bellringer
Sad to see you were probably referring to some porn star. I loved that series when I was 10.

>yo way yo

Your entire country is gay.

>Girls are gay
i think what user is trying to say here is that we are all assumed white males and are treated as such. breaking anonymity is bad form, turning u into a subhuman

>burgerland
diet day when

uuuh yeah thats exactly what i meant

The epitome of cuckoldry. Kill yourself

But I didn't say 'I'm a girl, teehee, therefore my opinion is worth more'

OP asked a question, I answered. I know a few women who want to be stay-at-home moms oncluding myself. I thought that was useful input. My gender was implied in my statement, didn't shout it from the rooftops.

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>Wake up on the first day of being a stay at home dad

fucking kek your ancestors are rolling in their graves you fucking embarrasment

>working 40 hours
Legal working time is 35 hours here with 6 weeks of payed vacations

This was one of the first things I masturbated to when it was on Sci-Fi.

i know,just say'n. you simply will not get to enjoy impute of that nature on this board

14 hours work a day? is that really a thing in burgerland?

input

>Legal working time is 35 hours here with 6 weeks of payed vacations

and yet Americas here will say socialism is bad while they work 40 hours with no paid vacation for the first five years of their job.

I see.

How do i find a rich beta wife?

>literally butt fuck her
Thanks for the shits n giggle

Whos dat grill

>no paid vacation for the first five years of their job
Wtf
Is this true ?

MOBILEFAG GTFO REEEEE

>when men do housework the rates of divorce skyrocket
enjoy your alimony and child support, you fucking beta cuck

ok so i'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're actually sincere and new here

what you appear to have intended to say:

'this is a relevant fact, ask me questions about it'

what your statement reads as, in the context of chan culture and the internet in general:

> I plan on being a stay-at-home mom to 4-5 kids.

'THIS IS MY IDENTITY!!!!!!!'

> AMA.

'GIVE ME ATTENTION BECAUSE OF IT!!!!!!!'

literally no one gives a rat's fuck. there are places where facts about your identity might be relevant, but an anonymous imageboard is not one of them.

I wonder if Jason Alexander knows he's meme'd so much on Sup Forums?

No, its a fucking leaf. Honestly unless its advice on which maple syrup to buy, they're shitposting.

in my state i would get half of my wifes money

topkek wat state is this?

Thought it would give some of the guys here some hope that they can find a stay-at-home wife.

ohio. we're a fifty,fifty state

Cuck her in alimony. She is the breadwinner afterall

Who hurt you, fellow taco

>"KEKEKEKEKEKthankswe'llcallfaggot"

im dying

sorry bro, but your wife is going to grow to resent you. it will come on slowly, even she won't really understand it. she will lose respect for you, bit by it, as her subconscious realizes you aren't a real man and cannot protect her

I'd rather marry a brazilian shemale and let her fuck my ass until I die than Tonne a fucking stay at home dad. Being dependent on a WOMAN is like the worst thing you can get.

Not even mentioning that it's the natural role of the man to be a work slave, take care of everything and be exhausted and depressed at all times.

You are not welcome where you live. You do not deserve what my ancestors fought for.

>Not even mentioning that it's the natural role of the man to be a work slave, take care of everything and be exhausted and depressed at all times.
you poor Germans. what happened man?

/r9k/ for maximum JUST

Stay at home dads cant drive rocket powered super cars and fuck bitches while listening to synth wave music. You are a huge faggot and you know it.
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