NK PARADE HAPPENING

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>The Nork QT's marching

ok

America is fucked

F

DIGITALS SAY EVERYBODY NEEDS TO GO TO SLEEP. HABBENING CANCELLED

Kim says you must watch it

SQUARES AND SQUARES AND SQUARES

Massive activity at suspected testing site. Kim won't test the nuke until the end of the ceremony.

America will bombard the Nork reactors in response. Praise kek.

>dat march tho

I'm exhausted just watching them.
So awkward and uncomfortable looking... Well, if Donny won't drop the bomb, we can look forward to one of the norks falling.

reroll

>8088
ooooooo

Womemes have arrived

Noice actually

TANKS IN 5 MINUTES

yes!

This parade is genuinely spectacular. Imagine if Trump could harness the power of fear the way glorious leader has. The possibilities would be endless!

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What they have in numbers, we make up for in fire power. North Korea will be destroyed.

which one of you faggots keep posting "BBBBBRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPP"?

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Kim jung un looks uncomfortable

A military parade in the west would just trigger all the sensitive faggots.

It's just bloating, don't you worry. He has a lot of gas

Ikr, he keeps looking back and forth, and looks low energy.

Of course not. Trump pres now. consequences never same.

>mfw when I owned a 1978 Lincoln Town Car back in the day.
> as rich as the leadership of NORK.
nytimes.com/2011/12/29/world/asia/at-funeral-of-kim-jong-il-american-made-lincoln-limousines-stand-out.html

>Send nudes
>I said nudes, not nukes

Anyone else hoping it happens?

Korea might get more nukes

right now it's only gooks and califags at risk

Fucking drop the nuke so I can go to sleep, FUUUCK!

He's been standing for a long time now.

he's high as fuck

NORKS PUSSYING OUT

NO NUKE TESTS

THEY KNOW THAT TEST WOULD BE THE LAST

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Those gooks happen to be important allies and trade partners. Don't be an autist user.

Neat!

Are those the nukes?

At least they are united. Our marchers wear vaginas as hats.

Kim's paranoia is showing, he keeps looking all over the place. He know's Uncle Sam is about to butt fuck him.

fuck NK looks comfy af fuck off America

Mid range ICBM's with conventional warheads. Long range are rolling up now.

Left general is super impressed at the 105 formation with those planes

starving and being forced to do labor is super comfy yeah

These armaments are all paper mache and fakes. Why would you have your defense paraded when you're about to get butt fucked?

Anti-aircraft systems i think..

RARE

n-no

D.VA ISNT FAT REEEEE

>believing biased propaganda

This is standard for nork parades.

haha they look like ACME rockets lol irl

they will rebuild and in doing so increase USA GDP

getting rid of norks also help us a lot in terms of positioning vs china

Kim is mai waifu

>Giant dildos

Brebare your anus burgers

not at all

north korean utopia is real?

NO FUCKING WAY

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alright i have to do this, where does this meem come from guys

Would those even fly?

Imagine the pressure on everyone on a day like this?

One mistake, one tank out of formation, one truck runs out of gas, and they're probably off to the gulag, if they're not just shot, and everyone knows it.

NEW

I'm pretty sure they put every single person you're related to in the gulag too if you fuck up

id say significant chance those are fake

>tfw have to toot toot horn perfectly for several hours

They spend around 40% of GDP on military. It's basically full-war economy.

your mums dildo arrived.

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lmao these parades must be the most homo fucking attempt at posturing iv ever seen

look at muh big rockets guys!! very tough guy here!!

>implying they are not just showing off their ancient technology because they trade with aliens and have technology that is 2000 years ahead off us

let's be honest. You all are intimidated as fuck.

wtf i love north korea now

1/10 made me reply.

ultra >top kek
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Everyone invited to the Happening Party!!!

source?

>USA and NK are the same colors

THEY HAVE CHEM-TRAILS

big ass fuckin parade float approaching now.

Is this the fighting Uruk Hai next?

no idea

I always imagine they're displaying their entire arsenal. I'm sure that's not actually the case, but the NK meme is so notorious that it's the first thought that comes to mind.

This is impressive as fuck. Damn we fell for the propaganda... they're fucking loaded the fuck out.

that north korean cutie was smiling and didnt look oppressed at all...

have we been lied to about NK?

>tfw drunk as fuck and alone on a friday night watching a NK parade

when did everything go so right?

that was kims wife.

This is a human float

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>Shilling this hard

Reported for treason, enjoy the firing line.

>that unending shout

That old man on Kim's left, his hands must be so tired, goddamn.

alright lets be honest here.... their parade is impressive as fuck. Our Army would fall out standing at attention like that. And those sign switches look unreal. Damn Kim.

>yfw american bombers come flying in at the end and carpet bomb the whole parade

Korean Dramas are always so exciting.

So what's the deal? Does kim usually test the nuke before or after the parade?

We get it , you want Kim's meaty chode in your mouth.

The American military could literally destroy all of Korea with a few nukes right now if it really wanted to

ded?

>tfw no qt nork gf
jdimsa

Announcer lady's crying lel.

>All those qts holding the flag
Hngggg