South America on WW3

What will our nations do???
Will we stay neutral? Will we take it as an oportunity to bomb Bolivia and annex Uruguay? Will we fight for the jews? or maybe nothing will happen because we are so irrelevant. Who knows?

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We will take Uruguay, brazilian rightful clay

>Will we stay neutral?
>nothing will happen because we are so irrelevant

We stay out of it totally and safe on our degenerate shit pits.

HISPANOS UNIDOS JAMAS SERAN VENCIDOS

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Our armed forces suck balls, so no reason to go for anything

We stay neutral and hope to die peacefully from the fallout.

I hope we sell a fuck ton of food and stay the hell away from it.

Agreed, what will happen with Bolivia though? surely it isn't gonna get away without an invasion

You'll do as we tell you paco.

HAVE FUN GETTING FACE FUCKED BY THE GOOK WITH A NUKE FAGGOTS.

> Be irrelevant
> Be degenerate
> Nobody cares about South America
> WW3 happens
> Europa, USA, and half of Asia annihilated.
> comfy watching the war.
> Somehow bad.

we dont want no more brown native looking people, Argentina can take the shitty countries like Colombia and Bolivia

Getting BTFO is like a Bolivian national tradition, they'll probably declare war on someone randomly just so that they can get beat
Realistically, no South American country will do shit in ww3, we'll just sell our products

Define WW3.

Because U.S. allies against North Korea, Iran what is left on Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Yemen, a part of Pakistan and some of the poorest country of africa is the WW3... damn, it's like beating children...

I hope we do nothing as usual.

We failed as human.

I truly hope this world ends soon enough.

>mfw a bunch of low IQ mongrels will inherit the earth

yeah we wont be fighting against China or anything like that. But will we fight against eachother? I knkow for sure Peru and Bolivia want Chilean clay

Funny meme m8

Our commie government will probably send oil and shieet to others commies and then we will be nuked or something.

Ahhh probably nothing, South American countries generally stay to their shacks. You guys are just too poor. Honestly.

>being invaded by brazillians
a fate worse than death. literally bioweapons.

>We failed as human
That doesn't mean we need to fail as animals.

Now that's the brazillian spirit

kek

Well, apart from our own governments.

White girls as refugees coming to Brazil when?

Can't wait for WW3, white males dying for the jews in a pointless war when us mutts get to fuck their women

get comfy bros

Who is this ejaculation inspirer?

STOP DOING REGGAETON

Sofia Vergara, she's old as shit now, but the tits are still big

that's puertoricans

We wont do shit as usual, we're too busy destroying ourselves from the inside

Civil war when?

Why bother taking territory? There's nothing worth the effort with our neighbours.

Let's all just chill and watch as the big boys destroy each other and we magically become top dogs simply by not collapsing. It's great that it's happening during fall/winter, so we can all watch it comfy while drinking mate.

Lmao xdddddd

Hope you get nuked leaf

As if Bolivia could lose anymore land.

Hopefully the south will use the commotion to eject the fuck out of the upper country. We are too big.

For know I just hope to kill in the most painful way possible the commies of my country. Anything else is off my mind desu.

At least you will be a first world superpower :^)

To be honest I think it'll be more like this
America: Alright! let's get 'em yall!
Western Wold: Nahhh... I'm good over here.

South Korea and Japan get dragged in only to prevent obliteration.

>mfw my country gets annexed

Is that a fucking challenge?

I just said that I'd rather not do anything but god DAMN I want to bully you so hard you cry.

Meh, best case scenario is balkanization. Each state can do as it likes, bahia becomes a communist dictatorship and são paulo becomes a tropical singapore.

Maybe we can turn paraná into ancapstan.

>in b4 Chile uses the opportunity to annex even more coast

That's the spirit you fucking chimp! when's the civil war though?
Or maybe a G O L P E D E E S T A D O ?

until WW4 starts over some disputed football match

Every time I'm reminded this poncho wearing llama fucker represents my country i cringe.

...

kek its gonna happen

Don't "meh" me, there are absolutely no similarities between upper and lower Brazil, we might as well live in different continents. No way nationalism and greatness can rise from this fuckfest. As I've said, we're way too fucking big for the sake of it.

Chile should get all the west coast

Try your best.

In all honesty it'd be kinda cool to take the rest of Tierra del Fuego.

What's the point of taking more clay when we're not gonna do anything worthwhile with it. We're not even doing anything worthwhile with the clay we have now.

All i want is to fucking destroy Paraguay again, any Brazilianons wanna join me?

Will do

fuck off i would rather die on the Argentinian side

Well i would like it, chileans are cool and respectful, unlike brazilians.

Gib Patagonia

The "meh" is because i don't think it'll ever happen.

I'd love if it did, tho. And get down from your faggoty high horse, the south isn't as great as you commies pretend it is. Only paraná is worth anything down there.

Literally nothing will happen, get some sleepy sleep sleep

Negro is there really a paro on monday or is it all bullshit?

It's on.

Let's make it fair, go get Perú and start an offensive.

Honestly the maps would look a lot better if we took a piece of your tierra del fuego so that we don't just have half the island, or if you guys took the rest of it

Hummm, now that you mention it, we definitely could use some purging among ourselfs...

Also, dibs on chilean clay

everyone is going to ally against Brazil if they are dumb enough to try to make a movement against Argentina Peru chile or Bolivia, Uruguay or Paraguay .

I'm reaching this topic from a completely economic point of view. Do you know how business practices and liberties of the north affect the south's, or are you only focusing on memes of whiteness?

There will not be a WW3 and Best Korea will not be able to launch a missile beyond its border.

From my cold, dead, impoverished by inflation, hands

Will you finally get Malvinas though? seems like anglos would be too busy to care

Fuck this thread is so comfy and funny

Right? That straight line always felt off to me.

Also, what said. It's finally your chance.

We'll receive with open arms to every europoor running from war like we always do and get literally bullied to death when the war stops LIKE ALWAYS. We are "cum dumster girl: the continent".

good luck doing anything while the civil war is going on :^)

Imagine Argentinian whiteness and Chile's german uniforms

THE 4TH REICH IS COMING

We made that mistake in the past.
>Perú-Bolivian confederation
> 5 fucking Peruvian battalions switch sides and help chile
> get fucked in the ass once again

You are one of us and you will rejoin us one day brother.

We'll just bitch about it, and every time our economy is in deep shit the president won't forget to remind us about "muh malvinas"
Realistically though, i don't know how we would reat to the anglos not being able to defend them because nukes are falling on their island

HELL YEAH FUCK BOLIVIA AND PERU AM I RIGHT?

who i am to put up a fight , why do we even exist

dumpster*

My bad. Comfy thread btw.

Not having ALL the Titicaca triggers my autism

i like this guy

hehe yeah I member
we lost Patagonia while that was going on :(

Not if we win the civil war, and seceded from the shit part of the country

The south will rise again!

Huh, I heard from peruvians that it was bolivinas who bailed out of the war and left them to take most of the dicking.

GIB SEA WHITEY
GIB PATAGONIA NOT SO WHITEY
GIB EMPANADA WHITEY

We are the future for the white race.

Giving up already? That's the brazillian spirit!
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>We are "cum dumster girl: the continent"
I'm not complaining

we have a literal commie as president , Annex us daddy

I think I will rape women while the other men die in the war. I don't to die virgin.

This is the smart play

I feel like making a South american cone threads for all of us Southies
Wadda ya say?

>implying we wouldn't help the south and form an alliance

If WW3 rolls out Ill go back to Mexico. No need for a wall.

Welcome to the Brazil.

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Go for it.

Just to be sure, you only mean Chile-Argentina-Urugay here, right?

And south Brazil
GIBS NOT WELCOME

There used to be a southern cone general, it was legitimately comfy as fuck, but it eventually died since it was aimed at only three countries, i wouldn't mind including all of south america, with some links and interesting shit like brit/pol/