I WAS PROMISED HAPPENINGS

I WAS PROMISED HAPPENINGS
NOTHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING
FUCKING LARPERS

Trump was about to have a glass of milk before bed but then decided to bomb milk

Relax, it's only noon in NK, plenty of time for the "big finale"

I'm gunna need a rake

Back in my day a man made his own happings,you lazy nigger.

>No happening in Shemitah
>No happening in Blood Moon
>No happpening in DAK
Nothing ever happens

Pretty sure the previous nuke tests were around 8-9am NK time so safe to assume nothing is going to happen, i could be wrong though.

want a happening
go shove a pool stick up your ass

>tfw DEFCON level is still at 4 since April 11

Nupol is filled with a bunch of faggots who dont realize north korea holds military parades multiple times each year.

やっと式典終わった。
軍事パレード最初面倒で退屈だったが終わったら清々しい気分だ。
最後は中国のだっさいディズニーランドのパレードみたいになっててちょっと引いたけどみなさんお疲れさまでした!

i'll shove a rake so far up your ass you'll be screaming LLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

DPRK is a bunch of 5' tall starving midgets in a " country" smaller than Mississippi.

/This

>tfw no armageddon

...

nigger :)

My great friend, Kim, called me from Pyongyang. He informed me that the nuke testing was called off. Wise!

When will NK finally attack America
When will Venezuela finally go mad max mode
When will the Middle East turn into glass including collateral damage in Isr*el

What the fuck even was DAK

calm down white man. these digits predict a major happening tomorrow.

Yup.

DPRK is now PURE SHIT in Sup Forums's eyes.

Best Korea meme officially over. Ended under Kim Jong Il.

Kim Jong Un is a little bitch boy

What about a major happening T O D A Y?

CHECKED AND KEKD

>always thought normal fags were the ones to fall for fake news
>Sup Forums manchildren and larpers are the ones falling for them
garbage board

Post-election Sup Forums is almost entirely filled with normal fags desperately trying to fit in.