APOLOGIZE NOW!

Apologize before it's too late. You chose the chaos candidate. You COULD have prevented this.

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>Houston
>comfy af if you don't count the NOLA refugees
>you have to go back

>be me, newfag OP
>sees one picture of NK's "military strength"
APOLOGIZE NOW!

kek, NK would have the same "strength" if Hilary was the pres

lol, good i hope he hurries up and drops one sharpish. America was a mistake

>South Island NZ is outside the blast range
Do it Norks nuke the world

>No Dong

Who /comfty/ here?

all that would be left is
>me
>east coast cucks
>spics
>sub saharans

just kill me kim

Nothing will happen, nothing ever happens

I think all of south america is comfy and ready to watch the rest of the world blow the fuck up, Kek.

>Apologize
The fuck for.. current tech, they can hit up to band 3 range - cant even take out an emu-botherer.

So, leaves China, Russia, or, next door - which one y'think hes gonna attack there then? Apologize, fuck no - maybe, good time to dump any Samsung shares tho.

>tfw Colorado
I'm going to roll the dice on this one

Brazil
>MFW

>America was a mistake
pray to the east, cuck.

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The stream is already over and there's not a single missile fired. Trump cucked NK hard tonight, that should be praised.

Sorry

>MFw I live at the extreme range of Tae po DOng 2

Feel fine

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>only part of US that matters is safe
Kek. Enjoy your fallout worst coast faggots

Georgia ;(

I like how only america gets blamed when other countries bomb things. Should you blame the bomber?

THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN
THAT'S DIXIE YA'LL
ALL ACCORDIN' TA PLAN

HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK

>No dong 1
Is this some sort of meme?

>no dong

>tfw no dong

>Dixie
>implying the surviving states won't be under the iron fist of Maryland
>implying all government facilities won't be moved to the great city of Baltimore
>implying that the nation won't be known as Greater Maryland from Florida to Maine

Wut?

Do it Kim.
You're like the little weasel at school who picks on kids and intimidates everyone because you have a tough big brother who fought all your battles for you.
Only now he's growing up and he just wants to make friends with everyone and meet chicks but you're fucking it up for him so he's gonna let you get your ass kicked next time.

It's next time now and you found someone with big enough balls to call your bluff and stomp your fucking ass.

>No dong
They finally named one after the supreme leader

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH NUKES FOR ALL OF US KIM.

KEEP DREAMIN' YANKEE

THE CONFEDERACY IS COMIN' BACK
AIN'T NOBODY EVER HEARD OF GREATER MARYLAND

IT'S FITTIN' YALLS FROM MARYLAND THOUGH

LAND OF MARYS

HAHAHA

Kimmy is a bitch, after today's weakness, no missile/nuke test, he's done, just a lil fat bitch boy.

What happens in Ecuador?

I can't wait until we turn North Korea into a fucking crater and turn South Korea into an island by burying everything half of the Nork lands under the sea and giving whatever's left over to China to shut them up.

When we're through with you, you'll all be eating crab crakes with old bay for lunch and dinner

Trump and his ilk would probably celebrate is the US west coast were nuked. They'll wait just long enough for all of Trump's critics and decent americans to die before moving in and taking out the NK regime.

YA GON' COOK ME DINNER, MARY?!

HAHAHA

YOU'LL MAKE A FINE WIFE FOR SOME COUNTRY FAGGOTS OUT IN THE WOOD

Luckily nothing, although this shithole is in huge debt with china. If china wants military backup, were fucked.

Nope, all your women will be assigned to Maryland men, so like 10x southern bells per white marylander. You can keep the nigs.

Anyone who has paid attention to global events for longer than just the Trump presidency would know one thing about North Korea — everything they say is a bluff. Their method and goal is always the same. First they act out like bratty kids until daddy takes notice and gets angry, then they offer to shut up and go away in exchange for food and medicine. Same story every time.

And regarding the North Korean missiles,sure, the Norks have themselves a missile engine that can propel a missile across continents. However, the Norks have a missile guidance system that is no better than you would find in a high school science project. The Nork missiles have a better chance of landing in Pyongyang than they do Washington.

>inb4 asian drivers

>no dong

lol

NK won't do a thing check my single confirm

so comfy my brother