>NK tests nuke >US declares war >draft reinstated to beef up military with fresh conscripts >you get drafted >after four grueling months of training, you are deployed to a remote forest deep in Communist territory >you get cut off from your squad during a routine patrol and get lost in the forest >after picking off Norks all afternoon, you're down to your last few bullets >you hear a rustle in the bushes, and unleash a quick burst into the shrubbery >instead of the pained sounds of men dying, you just hear metallic clashes and ricochets >PIC RELATED comes into view >"너 지금 죽어" he says, as he starts marching towards you >more emerge from the underbrush
fish a frag grenade out of my underwear and lob it in their general direction >inb4 why would you keep frag grenades in your underwear
Nolan Green
Use my last bullet to kill myself
Colton Adams
save and exit
Leo Kelly
Play dead.
Isaac Collins
>5'2" >140lbs. >14 tons of participation awards
Daniel Fisher
Fragmentation and concussive blasts don't effect NK generals.
All out of bullets, kiddo.
Lincoln Richardson
>north korea >forest
Justin Roberts
There are no forests in North Korea
Logan Harris
Run. All that metal's got to be weighing them down.
Joseph Rodriguez
I pull out a giant magnet from my back sky rocket
James Gray
>down to your last bullets >no bullets kiddo pick one
Gabriel Bennett
bye commie faggot
Nathan Taylor
Unleash autism
Eli White
surrender.
look at all those medals, they are all masterminds.
Logan Diaz
I go on holiday to the US and bang the abundant numbers of lonely women
Robert Wood
>NK tests nuclear weapon on own land >Is a sovereign nation >be belligerent, (((IMF))) installing, warmongering, regime changing, enemy of the free world >get mad that someone might have sufficient means to stop you from spreading your (((freedom))) >start a war with a nuclear country before they get too powerful >Millions die >institute draft to kill more of your people >start drafting the women too >your masters make mega trillions and their population control plan starts to take effect >last bastion of freedom from (((IMF))) is lost. All that remains is Sunni sandniggers in dusty country
I would revolt, obviously.
Austin Clark
Rape
Jeremiah Cruz
stand still. they cant see you if you don't move
Julian Wilson
Do i have grenades? Claymores? A fucking knife at least?
Levi Baker
Rape them to death with my massive american cock.
Henry Green
Strip down naked and show them my small penis, and try to explain to them I'm one of them...
Lincoln Young
start getting major erection when he says "너 지금 죽어" and as he approaches, take out my hard penis and start furiously masturbating while staring hard into his face
Bentley Kelly
I'm sorry, but what I just saw on that parade feed is an affront to all humanity and God, be Him frog or Old Dude with a Beard. China is too pussy to put its own sick dog down, more shame to them, so its up to us.
Let's just get it over with fucking fast, this is disgusting.
Nathan Campbell
Nothing beacause I'm not a cuck to fight for jews
Lincoln Thomas
>US declares war We've been at war with them for decades.
You dislodge a large boulder and roll it down the hill at them while screaming "I'm bowling for commies!"
Carson Powell
get naked with my bare naked butt exposed then use my melee weapon to attack
Logan Campbell
Just step on them. Fuckers are only about a foot tall anyway.
Jaxson Ortiz
CAME here to post this. looks like you BEAT me to it, user.
Brody Parker
>start masturbating excessively
Ian Diaz
They are too small, i would stomp them, acidentally.
Carter Murphy
>briefly wonder how the hell my bullets ricocheted >observe they are old and marching... in a forest >see no apparent guns, but too risky to confront (they could still be good at hand-to-hand and have numbers) >save bullets and disappear innawoods (away from them) at a relaxed and careful pace >laugh to self as they try to give chase and fall over/injure themselves >keep tabs on group at distance, they're too dependent on each other at this point to worry about them fanning out. >wait for nightfall, 6:30PM, or whenever they all start passing out >signal my squad of alert and attentive youths to take them out and escort me out
Christian Edwards
Are you retarded? Do you not understand English? Do you not know how capitalization works? Fuck off dumbfuck sandnigger.
Nolan Jenkins
>after four grueling months of training The war is over lad.
Leo Hill
Take off all my clothes and go apeshit.
If i am dead either way i would rather die being a funny story a man tells in a bar than a sad story a man tells to his therapist.
Luke Nguyen
>try to go out funny >turns out you went out exacly how the propaganda described you and they use it as further justifaction for their mission
