/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - KOREAN BBQ EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #12 4/14/17
youtu.be/5-HAAlJebkY
>Pres Trump meets w/I-85 Bridge First Responders 4/13/17
youtu.be/YLvWLzOiKmM
>Pres Trump/NATO Sec Gen Stoltenberg joint press conf 4/12/17
youtu.be/bzDg7G9c1e8
>Sean Spicer/Kellyanne Conway @ Newseum 4/12/17
youtu.be/wDqAV2R-Yrk
>FM Lavrov/SoS T-Rex joint statement in Moscow 4/12/17
youtu.be/C8GYc5tvDUA
>Pres Trump on Mornings with Maria 4/12/17
youtu.be/8wY3K4pitjE
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Luke AFB AZ 4/11/17
youtu.be/wNHDzTn1mwA
>Attny Gen Sessions @ US-MEX border 4/11/17
youtu.be/uhQT41Z3e0M
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Assoc of Chiefs of Police 4/11/17
youtu.be/d2PANqxRC0o
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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awoo awoo awoo

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FUCK OFF SHILLS

Who /EasterEgg/ hunt?

If SKT wins Worlds again this year then Trump's presidency is a failure.

>no happening

if anyone is wondering how a ballistic missile works

the missile goes straight up into space

the earth rotates under it

the missile drops onto the target

so it is very easy to bomb the US for example, and doesnt take more than an hour (i think)

lmao where is this

awoo?

KIMMY BRINGS GREAT SHAME UPON HIS BLOODLINE.

>no happening tonight
god damnit
youtube.com/watch?v=XC-W93I_PNU

K-town LA.

Well I searched 'momiji' into Flickr once, and all the results were leaves. I'm just putting two & two together

Dumb awake posters.

wtf I love flat earth now!

AWOO!

Crisis averted????????????????????

Fine jeez. You won't see a post from me until Saturday!

Stay safe South Korea. We got your ass. Just don't elect that lefty who wants to take out THAAD.

yuor president is a weak orange asshole hahahah

i like trump

fuck you

Is there a caffeine/coffee/awake mascot that I have not seen before?

(Pic reposted)

>implying the wives don't already know anything Mike fucking Cernovich got his hands on
>thinking because he broke the Rice story he will have any more impact than the Edwards-breaking National Enquirer did (see Cruz and the Cuban Mistress Crisis, etc)

lol, trophy husband's ego is gettin' pretty oversized these days

So no war with North Korea?

There was no crisis to begin with.

>sweden

come on man it's like you're not even trying

>tfw finally getting around to watching World Peace

No, there was never any real major chance.

Your daughter wife and/or sister got raped hahahah

Awoo is for combat not lewd!

Kim would have been a suicidal fuckwit to test a nuke.
China has told him to back off or he'll get gangbanged in pyongyang.

I thought Kurt was rich, he had to have some liquidation thing where he was selling all his stuff and some right wing reporter showed up to post pictures inside Kurt's house just to embarrass him

>Tfw watched each episode 5+ times already

What is Korean BBQ though?
Someone explain this to me
It makes no sense

I will forcibly make you injest mickies if you dare speak that Heresey ever agaim

AWOOOOOOOOOOO~

She's working on that, it's slow going

Did Mike Pence create faceapp to drive up the tranny suicide rate?

did that gif-trail go thru yet?

Zoom in further, dumb phoneposter.

>Breaking News: Nothing is happening
Cool. Thanks.

tits are hometown
ass is life

Everyone who puts their face into it is going into a database for investigation and possible electrocutions.

Test

He liquidated all of his assets so he could sue a guy for posting a GIF.

F to Jew Goldstein

Why is Kurt selling all of his stuff?

>Google Kim Jong-Un
>The first picture

You got a thing for guns don't you?
Any chance you're a /k/ommando as well?
>Mfw this is my favorite (and only) awoo

Guys they are saying they have ICBMs

We can't stop those.

>not lewding battle waifus

Got that one backwards chief

>ptg wants to destroy the world's last bastion of nationalism and conservative traditionalism


NEOCOHENS, HAVE YOU NO FUCKING SHAME?!?!?


NATIONALISM, NOT FUCKING GLOBALISM YOU FUCKING IMPERIALIST KIKE BASTARDS!!!!

Reminder: where's the wall? What about deportations? He bombed our friends. Fuck Drumpf. Stop this MAGA crap.

So what was up with the parade? That shit looked like a pc war game.

Bannon only attended the NSC once or never (depending on who you ask) and the principals committee has no formal power at all

Bannon has absorbed all of Trump's bad PR for a reason, idiots. He and Kushner have been working together for half a year, the rivalry is stagecraft. All of the infighting is.

Medical expenses, after his seizure

>tfw KT will choke AGAIN

>>We can't stop those.
But we can.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminal_High_Altitude_Area_Defense

don't laugh too soon like you always do

Remember "Trump will never be president"?

Remember "What happened last night in Sweden?"

FaceApp this?

AWOOOOOO

Does anyone remember Best Korea user?

I was really hoping we'd get WW3 so we could liberate him.

>implying north korea was a threat to begin with

The U.S. was stationing themselves around NK, China was yanking the leash they have around Kim's throat and Russia sent some boats to observe all of this. Lil' Kim ain't doing dick.

Bannon took the brunt of it for the travel ban and health care.

THAAD can't stop ICBMs. Oppenheimer dropped by /k/ to let us know today.

THAAD's actually p shit

That Sara is not nearly lewd enough

Tracy is a communist tho.

>communism
>conservative
You don't know what conservative means you fucking red. Conservatism = free market.

That's hilarious
I hope it fails

You're joking... Anywhere I can read about this?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba
I wonder if Vlad has any of these hidden somewhere.

wtf happened, /ptg/?

I wished beyond hope that Kimmy's parade would get rained on, but these fucking jungle Asian memes are cringy as fuck.

Almost Hillpepe bad, but very obviously actually trying to be serious.

they're commies user. here's your (You)

It depends, we have many defense vectors.

It is better than nothing and there is a reason why Russia and China put up such a fucking stink about them.

Is that what Bonnier AB has been telling you?

(The Bonnier family owns over half the media in Sweden. Sweden is less than 0.5% Jewish. Guess what the Bonniers are.)

I have lewder but I don't want to get banned again.

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>Traditionalism
>Society literally isn't even a century old
Just stop

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man up nancy costa rica gets banned like twice a night

That is actually just a bit sad.

He's not really selling all his stuff to pay for the lawsuit,

Right?

HAPPENING

vocaroo.com/i/s1Nx8PgR2ybp

Even worse. you see those people also ask suggestions.

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B-but my pass.

relevant

Yes, and he put himself on the NSC the same Saturday as the airport chaos for a goddamn reason

I'm not gonna whip out "4d chess lol" but goddamn we're like 10 days into this neocon pivot gambit and it's like everyone already forgot the past 3 years of stumping even happened

>Who would win in a fight: a Jew, his lawyers, and all his worldly assets, or one animated gif?

>This
Especially when it's not on his schedule. The US was standing on high alert, poised to react Kim would be a fool to play his hand like that.

The right play, if he is going to test again, is to wait until a time where US assets are tied up in some other conflict/crises like ISIS or Syria or there is a riff in the China or Russian relationships.

He could be crazy but I don't think he is suicidal.

I

And you're a Swede.

I'm starting to believe the "short-sighted jew" meme.

IS THAT SO???


PLEASE USE TOLL ROADS FROM NOW ON, MR FREE MARKET!!!

>missle goes into space
>has to wait for earth to rotate to align the drop
>plenty of time to find it and either prepare for it or shoot it down

please

You don't lose your pass for a 3 day ban.

This one?