MURICAN MASTERRACE

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>apparently followed the rules of the road quite well
women btfo!

Why didnt they walk there?

Because we're not Canadian, okay? We have that go getter spirit.

You wouldn't understand, you aren't american.

They'll reach the moon for a burger, you gotta appreciate the burger ambition.

because burger

Fact: the McDouble is literally the perfect food.

There is zero overlap between people who go on walks and people who eat at mcdonalds

Americans don't walk anywhere. They literally drive down the street to get places

An American hero.

Can't stop lulzing or leling or keking or whatever the youths are memeing these days.

Not gonna lie, former Trump supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn.. But in all seriousness we can't let this man get the nuclear codes!

>Why didnt they walk there?

Walking is how African women bring large pots of water back to their huts. This is the first world, our superior civilization has developed more efficient means of transportation.

>Have world's information at fingertips
>DONT use it
The kid had it coming

My neighbors drive 200 feet to the mailbox every day

When my grandfather was a child, the only restriction on when you could learn to drive was if you were tall enough to reach the pedals and see over the steering wheel. Drivers licenses are unconstitutional. Children are perfectly competent to operate motor vehicles and heavy machinery.

stealth advertising is getting good these days. Of course this didn't happen, but it sure is some good publicity for McDs

They were too drunk.

Kids in my country steal cars.

>MURICAN MASTERRACE
>60%

it's efficient, snow nigger.

Don't ever speak of such heresy

naw, we have giant Big Macs now.

>30
>no driver's license
>walk all the time

Sauce?

I work as a tax accountant about 500 feet from a mcdonalds, when I eat there for lunch I drive.

You will never understand burgerlust. It strikes you like a baseball bat and can happen at any time and at any place and nothing else can sate it.
That wouldn't be nearly as much fun.

Tbh senpai a couple cents or less of gas vs getting tired, easy

they don't even walk inside supermarkets

plenty of sauce

cityfag detected

>learned how to drive on youtube

Gen Z is going to be a very interesting cohort.

>everyone goes to internet high, internet college and internet uni

internet is the most powerful race

I haven't seen this meme in quite some time.

>tfw mcdonalds costs like 5% less than a decent sit down meal here

topkek

Proof that any retard can drive automatic. Get a manual and drive cars like those are supposed to. You are missing half of the fun of driving.

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People actually do this?

I walk 1 - 2 miles each day.

Fact you're a filthy jew shill

I don't know any Spanish but I can understand that headline. It's like something the Bumblebee Guy would say

This is true, but don't pretend Canadians aren't the same.

CANADIANS

FUCK

DOGS

>decent
>Canada
Nice try. I'll bet your 8 year olds walk there too, don't they?

God bless these kids.

because of niggers

Food of the gods. Eat this and your country will be a super power too.

I learned how to drive from 80s anime
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That looks fucking disgusting, what the fuck.

I says "Police arrested 12-year-old kid who participated in car theft".

Finns are so fucking autistic

>Implying he's wrong

I drive everywhere I go because I'm scared of being jumped by a pack of wild niggers.

Shit happened to me four times in the last 5 years.

How do you shift while holding your burgers though? I tried that once but my hands were too greasy. I had to pull over to finish my burger and sold the car the next day.

if the car was manual then that kid is doing better than me

FPBP AUDIBLE KEK

>the dead shart in mart meme

At least we're relevant.

after watching that illegal immigrant kid drive in Logan, i believe it

No

meh, black children better.
it would be easier for a black child.
he would just steal a car and learn driving on the way. No time wasted on Jewtube

The point of driving is to go places. I don't drive for fun.

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For me it's the McChicken, the best fast food money can buy.

Wat is this "walk" you speak of?

the whore on the pic is sitting on Homer and Bible.They're two tenets of Western civilization. One is joy. The other is faith. And the hoe's stinking ass is on them. I want to kill her.
DEGENERATE

how do you walk to the drive-thru??

cuck detected

???????

Grand Macs my dude

I get the height thing but unconstitutional?
EXPLAAAIIIIN YOUR SEEEEEEEELF!

Like this.

Of all the chicken burgers it's the best, the Chicken burger of (((Burger King))) in the other hand tastes like fucking shit.

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because unlike Canada most cities in america are quite spread out why would an 8 and 4 year old walk .5+ miles for a shitty burger

Playing Grand Theft Auto taught me to drive.

nah, the whatachick'n sandwich is the best fast food chicken sandwich.

>or whatever the youths are memeing these days.
Did you just called us Niggers?

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fpbp

The dining might have been closed

Texas is part of the US, retard

lol'd

That is a nasty scar on her leg.

He said walking, not running. You don't get tired from walking.

they call it a secret, but I'm pretty sure it's thousand island

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Stickshift faggots think they're so high and mighty. But you people all drive the same shit, either a Korean hatchback or any variation of a damn Honda with the poorest fuel intake and miles.

>inb4 flag

This goes all to every one in the goddamn eastcoast, You're American, drive an Amercan car.

Superior Anglo master race should genocide these fat cunts

The point is that white pussy is the third and topmost tenet of Western civilization.

That's why white pussy is being tainted by the enemy.

Stupid Burger, that's the flag of Tennessee.

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America is more dense than Canada though. City wise that is.

quarter pounder cheese def

>walking when you could drive

Why does the government need a picture of you? Why does it have authority to force you to comply with its way of doing things, and you are not permitted to do things any other way? It's wrong. And evil. And the 9th amendment protects people from exactly this.

Didn't this happen in Palestine? I remember the article saying something about Palestine police being baffled at the boy driving the car.

that is why your country sucks

Imagine what else Americans could accomplish if the end result would be a delicious burger.