SHADOW BROKERS DUMP HOLY SHIT

SHADOW BROKERS DUMP HOLY SHIT

Alright guys, there was a previous thread on this but the OP was a faggot, didn't title his thread correctly, no one saw it, and OP left to go get spitroasted by Tyrone and DeShawn.

LAST WEEK

Last week's dump: github.com/x0rz/EQGRP

Last week's message: medium.com/@shadowbrokerss/dont-forget-your-base-867d304a94b1

For a little background, there's a hacking group called the Shadow Brokers who stole a shitload of the NSA's cyberweapons. They had them up for auction on the deepweb for a million bitcoins (~575 million USD). No one paid so they dumped some of the tools last weekend after Trump attacked Syria. The tools all exploited old vulnerabilities, as far back as 2003. They also released a message implying that they're ex-deep state and they're pissed Trump is becoming a globalist.

Other urls found in this thread:

github.com/x0rz/EQGRP_Lost_in_Translation
steemit.com/shadowbrokers/@theshadowbrokers/lost-in-translation
archive.is/pO320
medium.com/@shadowbrokerss/dont-forget-your-base-867d304a94b1
abcnews.go.com/International/us-officials-isis-toyota-trucks/story?id=34266539
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

FAST FORWARD TO TODAY

Today's dump: github.com/x0rz/EQGRP_Lost_in_Translation

Today's message: steemit.com/shadowbrokers/@theshadowbrokers/lost-in-translation

The Shadow Group released another dump, this time with some fucking juicy ass shit. Last week was old vulnerabilities, this week they dumped EIGHT NEW ZERO-DAY VULNS IN WINDOWS. That means anyone can download the tools and own any Windows machine connected to the Internet right now. Why isn't Sup Forums and /baph/ all over this shit? We could be hacking the ADL right now. Also, it was revealed that the NSA hacked into the SWIFT network and set up backdoors to monitor financial translations. The NSA knew about the theft of their tools 96 days ago, yet the vulns released today proves the NSA failed to tell Microsoft about the vulns and possible leaks, oops! Their message contained the word Kek and the password to the encrypted files was REEEEEEEEE, so I think it's obvious the Shadow Brokers are one of us. In fact, they may be here reading this right now.

https:// motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/the-latest-shadow-brokers-dump-of-alleged-nsa-tools-is-awful-news-for-the-internet

https:// motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/shadow-brokers-dump-alleged-windows-exploits-and-nsa-presentations-on-targeting-banks

CALL TO ACTION

1. Draft a list of targets we want to fuck (ADL, Clinton Foundation, Kushner's Cadre, whatever).

2. Anons who aren't tech-tards, use the 0days exploits to steal information from globalists.

Attached pic related for anyone who doubts the exploits released today work.

And due to the lack of comments so far, I know you're all a bunch of tards who need hand-holding. Here's what we have in today's dump:

EASYBEE

appears to be an MDaemon email server vulnerability

EASYPI

is an IBM Lotus Notes exploit that gets detected as Stuxnet

EWOKFRENZY

is an exploit for IBM Lotus Domino 6.5.4 to 7.0.2

EXPLODINGCAN

is an IIS 6.0 exploit that creates a remote backdoor

ETERNALROMANCE

is a SMB1 exploit over TCP port 445 which targets XP, 2003, Vista, 7, Windows 8, 2008, 2008 R2, and gives SYSTEM privileges

EDUCATEDSCHOLAR

is a SMB exploit

EMERALDTHREAD

is a SMB exploit for Windows XP and Server 2003

EMPHASISMINE

is a remote IMAP exploit for IBM Lotus Domino

ENGLISHMANSDENTIST

sets Outlook Exchange WebAccess rules to trigger executable code on the client's side to send an email to other users

ERRATICGOPHER

is a SMBv1 exploit targeting Windows XP and Server 2003

ETERNALSYNERGY

is a SMBv3 remote code execution flaw for Windows 8 and Server 2012

ETERNALBLUE

is a SMBv2 exploit [source] that also works on Windows 10, even if it wasn't designed to

ETERNALCHAMPION

is a SMBv1 exploit

ESKIMOROLL

is a Kerberos exploit targeting 2000, 2003, 2008 and 2008 R2 domain controllers

ESTEEMAUDIT

is an RDP exploit and backdoor for Windows Server 2003

ECLIPSEDWING

is an RCE exploit for the Server service in Windows Server 2008 and later

ETRE

is an exploit for IMail 8.10 to 8.22

FUZZBUNCH

is an exploit framework, similar to MetaSploit, which was also part of the December-January "Windows Tools" Shadow Brokers auction

DOUBLEPULSAR

is a RING-0 multi-version kernel mode payload, EquationGroup used this to scrape Oracle databases for SWIFT data

ODDJOB

is an implant builder and C&C server that can deliver exploits for Windows 2000 and later, also not detected by any AV vendors

JEEPFLEA_MARKET

appears to be a tool for collecting data from several banks around the world

penis

Nice

FYI nearly 2 million machines open to the internet are vulnerable to ETERNALBLUE.

boobies

inb404

thank god im safe on my ubuntu machine

brb gonna immolate my pc

Intredasting. Keep me posted.

>gold medal

lolwat

also: if the hackers managed to get all the way inside the NSA, why wouldnt they just target some juicy cunts like soros or clinton or one of hte child fuckers, if he was a real sick cunt hed get some dirt on trump and use it to blackmail trump into remaining a nationalist

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honeypot thread, don't respond

>Their message contained the word Kek and the password to the encrypted files was REEEEEEEE
so w-wait this board isnt just satire???

You know, since the gov tards use regular Av systems like mcafee and norton, I wonder what would happen if someone mass submitted these all to the AV vendors?

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if there is any validity to these techniques then yes the AV community would be looking at it themselves... it doesnt cost much to pay a tist to keep his keen ears to the ground

It was on this day that user realized that he unironically has autism.

I am autistic

Implying I would download or click this shit mein Neger.

>They had them up for auction on the deepweb for a million bitcoins (~575 million USD).
>No one paid so they dumped some of the tools last weekend
double or nothing, economics 101

I believe this is the most important topic of the month so far and has not had the attention due.

>ENGLISHMANSDENTIST

That's a creative name...

/pol, name our own exploits. I'll start:

CANADIANFAGGOT

POOINLOO2k

Hi autistic I'm dad

Anons on cripppplechan are actively exploiting shit for fun, and they even posted a how-to video for even complete and utter fucking retards like cuckchanners to understand and use.

GENETICALLYDIVERSEAUSTRALIAN

downloaded the dumps, my PC is now making wierd connections to hosts in China and Russia
dafuq is going on

Is this c and p from 8ch?

Link please

Yes we thought you tards would like in on the fun, but it seems you're all too busy with your trap porn.

I thought you guys were hacked. wb senpai

Hacking is bad, mm'kay

Do have the link

Is there a way to block this yet?

DINGDONGPINGPONG
NIGNOGKNOCKER
OYVEYTURNTHEFROGSGAY

Not yet, it'll be a few days at the least and a few weeks at the most before the poojeets at Microshit come up with an out-of-band patch. Until then enjoy hacking Kushner's Cadre or whatever else you think would be fun.

Most are SMB exploits though so if you're worried you can disable SMBv1, SMBv2, and SMBv3 and block SMB ports.

Hahaha those faggots promoting Windows 7 as the last good Windows are BTFO.

On the other hand they could have been the CIA or whoever this whole time.

tee hee good git

Only if they catch you.

Don't open your machine to the internet.
>put a router in front of it
>set it to block all inbound connections
>do not open ports
>do not forward ports
>do not enable DMZ

>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>yandex disk

if the media ever picks up on this maddow's going to have a field day for this link alone

You wrote a piefon script to return the output "backdoor sluts 10 - successful!" to capitalize on these so-called Windows vulnerablities.
> uses Windows XP

there was an article yesterday warning everyone to stay off their computers for the weekend. Looks like it was already archived.

archive.is/pO320

>Last week's message: medium.com/@shadowbrokerss/dont-forget-your-base-867d304a94b1
This is a clear, well-written article. At least the first few pages of it which I read.
But the rest of this thread? What is your point? Screwing things up because Trump has shed his base on his way to becoming a MSM-loved globalist warmongering neocon? Explain.

LEAFBLOWER

Deleted system 32, installed gentoo

Damn Russian hackers!

Just saw this, spicy as fuck.
Time to have some fun with an EXPLODINGCAN
Probably the most interesting exploit after ETERNALBLUE. A lot of the shit would be great for long-term surveillance/data mining, but it'll probably be patched soon enough.

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So how are antivirus companies reacting to these leaks anyway?
Any of them releasing updates to detect this shit yet?

I need to renew my antivirus license soon, seems like judging their reaction to this should be a good way to figure out which one to buy.

>JEEPFLEA_MARKET
>
>appears to be a tool for collecting data from several banks around the world
Nope, I believe it's used to track terrorists' payment patterns.

The name references this
abcnews.go.com/International/us-officials-isis-toyota-trucks/story?id=34266539

Basically someone sells a jeep and eventually it lands in terrorists hands.

>so I think it's obvious the Shadow Brokers are one of us. In fact, they may be here reading this right now.

y-you're the shadow brokers aren't you

He just copypasted those posts from cripplechan.

Target Emmanuel Macron's machine to get his gay love letters to Mathieu Gallet.

Target Nicholas Sarkozy's machine to get the gay pics of Emmanuel Macron and Mathieu Gallet holding hands in the forest.

My suggestions:
WEAPONIZEDAUTISM
OPISAFAGGOT
LUGGAGELAD
GASTHEJEWSRACEWARNOW
PRAISEKEK

why do u call it cripplechan

Go to Sup Forums and preach that shit fgt

nice try cia, not today.


not today.

Because it was founded by a midget in a wheelchair?
Also because Sup Forums's spamfilter used to not let you post the real name. Not sure if that changed since then.

>Because it was founded by a midget in a >wheelchair?
yes

>2017
>Using Windows
Nah, sry mates but even as a gamer I could not take this shit any more.

The spam filter won't let you say it, no.
I haven't tried all variations but quite a lot don't work. For some reason tho cripple chan still works.

we also call it kike chan because the guy who made it happens to be a jew as well

he's fairly based and has a surprisingly large penis

Are we talking about the chan with an 8 in it?
Sorry, your vagueness doesn't translate well.

this

who even uses MS DOS anymore?

Leaf go away

Do you really think the NSA didn't tell Microsoft about the zero-day exploits as soon as they knew their tools were stolen?

PLZ NIGGA, they are stupid, but not that much

Russian hackers.

This photo is an obvious fake.
Gopniks squat with their heels flat on the ground.
This must be a fake Amerikanski spy Gopnik.

Stay Cheeki Breeki.

>flat on the ground
is table

>Why isn't Sup Forums and /baph/ all over this shit?

To busy replying to shill threads with:
>Muh Blumpf BTFO
>Muh plebbit
>Muh WW3

Still he is right, heels touch the ground when slavs squat around.

just don't use the service. I'm sure you can do without shared files and directories in your Windows domain for a few days, can't you?
oh. wait.

My issue with these so called shadow brokers is that if they are smart enough and well connected enough to have access to these exploits and have the ability to release them without getting caught then shouldn't they be using them for the benefit of those whom they claim to be be a part of (the movement)?

Next issue with the shadow brokers is how quick they were to flip on Trump. Not saying Trump's optics are good right now but you'd figure people with this level of intellect would have more patience.

Well yeah, most "russian hackers" are actually burgers just pretending to be russian.
These "Shadow Brokers" included.
>broken english
>yandex
They're trying too hard.

but in this case he would either have to be too close to the monitor or off balance

Nonsense amigo, look at him placing his whole bodyweight on just his pinky toes. Only a level 99 certified slav squatter could pull off such a technique.

Trump is going to moab these faggot shoadow brokers.

The broken english is computer generated in order to avoid detection by text analysis programs

Let's fucking kill these globalist fucks once and for all then. The time for words is over. Take up your guns and rape their asses with it. These globalists fucks need to be slaughtered in the most gruesome way. Fuck them all. I mean fuck them, their families, their children, their ideology. Kill every single one of these fucks. End globalism, end any human perpetuating globalism, revert back to nationalism and rejoice in their blood. The only option is to kill now. Words and this counter hacking bullshit have no effect.

Its a honeypot. They are sick of meme war vets messing with them on the social engineering stuff, so they are trying to lure some of them into messing with shit they don't understand so they can crack down and dangle them as an example to others.

Remember the actual retards they were busting for plotting terrorism during obama era? Its like that.

t. Johnson

Their death is all they will find when they confront me. I will slaughter them all.

BUMP HOLY SHIT BIG LEAGUE

Fortunately, there are people here who understand this shit.

Yeah it could be that. But the timing is perfect what with the wikileaks dumps proving all this shit exists.

A man once said that the best way to die is against great odds

THIS x1mil

>hacking using CMD
Bait, or 10 y/o kid either way GTFO.

Real nigga hours bump

Dont be a fag, op, fucking do it

it is all smoke and mirrors
those that are not compromised in software, are compromised or co-opted in meatspace

you can test them yourself, and see how stupid you are

You realize that he just run python script that is pretty much system independent when it comes to attacker?

You seem nice, but you are exactly the kind of retard they are trying to bait.

This is completely different from the vault 7 leaks and honestly it's not even really mentioned in the snowden reveal, so it's very possible, maybe even likely its a counter punch to try and fight back against hacktivists in general.

A couple friendly tech writers, some L33t hAx0rm3n posting on cripplechan, and some gullible losers are all that is needed to run a cheap psyop to discourage internet activism. Notice how Pompeo was shit talking about wikileaks supporters today? You think that's a coinkidink?

These 'tools' probably don't even do what they say they do, but they very likely phone home and dox the shit out of the user.

This thread will now 404

I appreciate your concern but i'm no chump.

These tools were spelled out in the CIA dump that wikileaks did. We knew these existed.

As for whether they work or not; whether they are a trap or real, i'll leave that for people who are going to actually use them to figure out.