North Korea

>Living in California

How fucked am I, Sup Forums?

Also North Korea general board

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>Living in California
>How fucked am I, Sup Forums?
You are fucked regardless of NK.

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>Tfw North Korea can't hit us
>Tfw only burgers will be vaporized

>They're all called 'Dong.'

I like it!

FUCK DARWIN. NUKE IT KIM

Yeah it looks like they have a type o' dong that can hit that.

We store our worst burgers on the left coast, Kim's doing us a favor.

Japs will get nuked too though. Poor anime bastards

>NODONG

If I would be Kim, I'd use kamikaze nuke submarines on LA instead ICBMs.
Everyone is now watching out for missiles, they don't expect point-blank fire from some diesel sub.

>leafs
>poos
>chinks
>yanks
>spics
>commies
>pakis

GO GET EM KIM

Why is he never wearing a top that fits. I know they are poor but c'mon

FPBP

The mainland US is in no danger from nork missiles. The Soviets needed a billion missiles to get past our defenses, so the norks firing off five or ten ain't gonna do shit against AEGIS Standards, Patriots, and probably black ops secret missile tech we don't know about.

His weight probably fluctuates.

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we get bombed by isis though

fpbp

Maybe based Kim can save commiefornia from itself?

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NORTH KOREA TO STRIKE CALIFORNIA:

youtube.com/watch?v=H1o4B9SWrX4

So will there be a happening in NK or not?

>Vancouver
>Los Angeles
>Portland
>Seattle
>Northern Territory of Australia filled with abos

I'm okay with this.

wow how come ausfailia doesnt get bombed

You already have bad hombres dumping sewage into your beaches.

Too bad it doesn't reach Australia's capital.

>Tokyo will be nuked and Anime will cease to exist

No, it won't cease to exist.
90% of the Anime/guro/shit worshipers are non-asian. FACT

kim will keep his promise

I could care less about Canberra, just get rid of Melbourne

I'm honestly more concerned about japan. i don't want my chinese cartoons to be affected by the fucking norks nuking tokyo.

california deserves to be nuked multiple times tbqh

DAY OF THE SUN IS ALMOST OVER FOR NORKS.

NO NUCLEAR TEST. :(

I hope the entire western seaboard disappears very soon. Reno becomes oceanfront property.

The pacific ocean isn't that small.

How will califags ever recover?

Not the same scale tho

still 3 hours to go

>Implying any missile would get passed the shitton coutermeasures between NK and the US
>Implying some city in California would get fired upon before critical targets in SK and Japan

fpbp

Yay i live outside of the range by at least 400 miles

they dont do shit in the evening.

no happening

just hope its not windy

>california

hopefully completely

dayum son

Why is that so different from this?

Because it goes up into the air and then back down

They have a missle called "no dong".

> Asian masculinity

Oh shit. You're right.

>mfw unaffected

AUSTRALIANS WILL RULE THE LAND

SF and Soul would get one, my guess.

If the US ever try to attack them, Best Korea is going to smash the American Empire and give an end to the American Century
youtube.com/watch?v=ExlPGDBQsgM

What about over the arctic? is that feasible?

petition to flip australia 180 from the north pole

Can Kim just fucking nuke Shia, thanks ty.

Hopefully Best Korea is merciful.

kek

>not posting the real one

YES

I don't care it's only gonna be Darwin for us, that means more dead abos.

lel

REEEEE I WAS WAITING FOR THIS DAY SO LONG AND WHAT DID I GET? NOTHING

Is good banter, Ivan. Motherland is proud.

You know that rocket will probably be some fireworks strapped to a bottle rocket right? Won't be even able to reach japan.

fpbp

That map is crap, the Pacific Ocean is much larger than that

>tfw living in the farthest point from the world's two hottest conflicts

North korea is best korea

>and still live in a helllhole

nothing is going to happen for the millionth time

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does NK even have decent ICBMs?

I can't help but laugh that the US media is now pushing the narrative that NK actually has the ability to bomb the US.

Any adult can clearly remember the hundreds of stories about NK consistently fucking up their missile tests. But because Trump is finally being tough on NK now they are suddenly a legit nuclear power.

Give me a fucking break.

you actually are more fucked than you think.

FBI has mobed 200 agents to NY and are suposedly searching buildings for somthing big and heavy

FPBP

feels /safe/ man

>Admitting you live in California

I honestly hope they do. They'd be annihilated but at least become relevant and earn their place in history. I think yanks honestly need a few hundred thousand people vaporised to set them straight.

Why are you libing in a flooded wasteland, nukes could only be an improvement

mfw Brazil has almost 4500 km from North to South.

Fucked. Most people seem to think they'll be the ones to live in the wasteland like it's their own personal fallout game, in reality they'll be the ones either dying instantly from the blast or slowly over the course of a week as your stomach lining begins to dissolve and you bleed from every hole.

>kim little shitty fireworks can't even touch glorious polandia

*laugh*

why nuke it when its already a wasteland?

Grasse Risaie

>those ranges
how can these missiles possibly hit their targets accurately? i bet you not even the us military can hit it's target accurately on those distances. hell, how far away were those tomahawk missiles that missed their target?

nth post best post

Incredible joke, as expected from cucked anglo

what is that buillding? looks neat.

not trying to be a dick but for a capital city thats pretty unimpressive

God I want to see that alternate timeline where those same red countries team up ala the 8 nations alliance and stomp North Korea's ass if they went full retard and started trying to threaten their puppetmasters china and russia.

Ruski with the 10/10 bantz

Post YFW the missile intended for LA flies off course and hits mexico city

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and who creates anime? retard

You mean 360 degrees, retard.

Technically Americans

This.

The nuke is the smallest problem you have.

couldn't we easily intercept it with an EMP over the sea?

NK calling Trump morbidly obese. Have they seen Dear Leader's 60 pound head?

what is this from?

>japan's face during all of this

also why are people worrying about commiefornia when Hawaii is worth way more? The gooks love attacking Hawaii, it's the equivalent of smacking your baby sister.

depends where you live.

nobody's nuking Colorado or a low population density area, plus the mountainous regions of the USA provide natural cover for even the strongest blasts.