HAPPENING THREAD 1

IT'S HAPPENING

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

GET IN HERE
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HOLY SHIT

what is?

THINGS TO KNOW:
April is 15 - her 4th calf
April has never lost a calf nor had a stillborn
Oliver is 5 - his 1st calf

They have some of the largest indoor stalls in the nation (sq ft per animal). We take pride in our indoor housing and the level of enrichment and care to keep them happy and healthy. Unsafe weather and yard conditions may limit their yard access.

The calf will weigh around 150lb and will be about 6' tall at birth.
The front hooves will come out first followed by the snout.

Mom will naturally raise the calf, with weaning could take between 6-10 months, maybe longer. We will not rush this process – it is just a documented range of captive weaning.

Once the calf is born, we will have a contest to name it.

The keepers will go in with April, clean her pen, give her treats (but not Oliver). He is a bull - and a bull is a bull is a bull!

Giraffes are pregnant for 15 months on average

Upon naturally weaning, the calf will move on to another facility to start a breeding program there. We cannot retain offspring, as it would lead to incestuous mating and undermine the genetics of the program and species.

Those "things" on their heads are called ossicones.

Bulls (male giraffes) only really care about two things- fighting and the unmentionable....
Oliver may share space with April, but for short periods. Bulls take no part in rearing young.

They eat hay and specialized giraffe diet but love romaine lettuce and carrot treats.

April's water source, enrichment, and solo hay feeder are out of sight of the camera view.

This is Animal Adventure's first giraffe calf.

WHAT THE FUCK? HOW

>ywn impregnate a giraffe

its all going according to plan

the best part is around -1:15:00

I watched it all it's fucking intense

What is their end game Sup Forums? Why would they impregnate April?

I can't watch it. What is the video of?

North Korea launched missiles at South Korea.

NK fucked up

berkley riots today

2 legs hanging out of a giraffe's snatch

can i get a quick rundown on these two?

What a thread

you want information about the boggy's?

I aint risking my life mane

NORTH KOREA BEST KOREA
>INB4 FAKE NEWS

>570-thousand watching this live

What?!

i wanna get off the ride

wait what are the two cocks for

It's been like this for weeks and I don't understand it.
It's just a giraffe in a small room.
I'm sure it's popular with all the kids though

:O its so cuteeee

is it gonna pop a babby

The miracle of life...

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THREAD THEME!

holy shit. never once did it cross my mind
that, with a neck that long,
giraffes don't use toilet paper

stream offline.

snout didn't pop out for an hour.
assuming stillborn

>BREAKING: giraffe giving birth
>quick stop everything
>call the president, call in congress.
>war&peace, global economy put on hold

>Bulls take no part rearing young.
So giraffes are like niggers.

Make the giraffe an alt-right symbol to piss people off

THICC

>he doesn't have a personal giraffe to use as toilet paper
It's like you're a poorfag that hates the environment. I haven't used toilet paper in 5 years.

holy shit it just licked its own ass. what did it mean by that?

Somebody redpill me on the situation, is this all some kind of scheme by (((them)))?

(((Animal Adventure))) abducted and forcefully impregnated April. She doesn't want to give birth to her rapist's baby but (((they))) are forcing her to.

>April is 15
>Oliver is 5
disgusting

pretty much if you watch them fight they basically fling their necks at each other in a retarded fashion till one of them has a broken neck

>Alt-right nazis commandeer newborn giraffe to fight the left

Won't be surprised if I turn on CNN tomorrow and read this.

digits confirm that giraffus tongue their anus.

And they say the slippery slope isn't real.

THE JEWS DID THIS

She must give some mean ass anal man


THIIIICCC

>Bulls (male giraffes) only really care about two things- fighting and the unmentionable....
Sounds like niggers

>you will NEVER be a newborn giraffe being squeezed by April's huge wet vaginal walls

give it a bit of the old lickky bumbum

T H I C C
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Wtf

how come big girafe have 6 leg

Nk has attacked South Korea.. Imminent ww3

when manlets get the pussy too well

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Sauce on the Thicc Chicc? Is it just some Brazilian cosplayer or the like?

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I've been checking up on her every morning and am shocked and pleased April is on Sup Forums. Praise KEK

muh sides

BASED GIRAFFE PUTTING HER SPECIES FIRST
ABSOLUTE HABENNING
PUSH GIRL PUSH

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>imgur.com/gallery/KubTh
Thnx senpai, you da real MVP

DAMMIT user i love you

They're going to have a contest to name it, can we win it? And what name will just be?

Are these the same giraffes??

there's 1 million people watching this

y

we've come this far

just so we can watch a Giraffe do NOTHING

OP here. It was on my goodgoybook posted from several different local news sources. I think it's a slow news day and it's making the rounds; I also think there are thousands of people masturbating to this.

You're just mad that April's birthing pen is cleaner than any house in Brazil.

I can't take large animal births seriously anymore because of this movie.

I concur, we should go back to killing Brazilian men and raping their underage women.

what movie?

I wish that ebony goddess would sit on my face

Happening

oh shittt

Thanks

Squirt one out for us nature

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

You'll probably propose something like Niggerdick, which will be rejected.
Instead they'll take reddit's suggestion. Something like rainbowsunshine, or DeShawn.

youre welcome faggot

PUUUSH!

Ace Venture, When nature calls

>Sponsored by Toys R Us

The fuck?

April is such a slut, showing off her voluptuous pussy to the camera like a good girl and giving us some autocunnilingus and analingus. She knows a million people are watching with their cocks rock hard and ready for the money shot.

HERE WE GO

nothing better than trolling the habidings guys

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ?

Her pen is also cleaner than any American pants

>it just took a shit
wew

(((Toys R Us))) had April raped by a younger giraffe so that (((they))) can sell the newborn giraffe to a billionaire Saudi Arabian child that wanted it as a pet. It's pretty fucked up but they say "a toy is a toy"

It's giving birth, it's only secounds away

checked

Been like this for hours tho

He's a good boy, deserves his own toy.

>his 1st calf
Mind the pronouns, shitlord.

Mmmmmm yeah push that baby out you long necked slut

Lick that hole you freak, you're a good girl aren't you?

That's right Oliver go walk around your fucking cage for the 500th time like the cuck you are. Come on April give it to daddy, push harder

It's expanding. Any moment now.

>mfw stillborn

If you're not already stroking by now, it's time lads.

About fucking time!

intense arselicking rn

Kek this shits been in our tabloids for weeks now. Who really watches this shit?

great thread