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aussie women are dogs

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>implying any of this matters when ww3 hits

not surprised. you cunts are all roided out to the gills because of zyzz culture.

just remember to stay out of the sauna

Think it is just coincidence? Australians are the most alpha race, when ww3 hits we will shit stomping the 3rd world beta male hordes.

You

Dude all there is here is chinks and ragheads

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best country

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you're missing out guys

Am I alone in thinking that our sheila's are worse looking tho?

but don't think you're entitled to the privilege of Australian immigration

tfw you deport all your criminals to a shitty island full of uneducated tribesmen and their descendants become the most beautiful people in the world.

Can the anglos ever fail?

>Australian women ranked 7th
no user you are not

how can one single country be so based. are other countries even trying?

Big Ass Cucks?

because we're out of residential spaces

What was that, aussie? Oh, that's right - nothing.

Sorry I don't get the temperature. Can you translate that to freedom units?

this is setting an unrealistic standard for us fat slobs

The elite of the Australians are descended from undergarment thieves though

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/2479134/Australian-prime-minister-Kevin-Rudd-descended-from-thieves.html

Aussies are good looking undie thieves. I'll give em that

*upvotes*

Nice meme! topkek!

good going fellow /pol user

im gonna move to australia
whats the avg temp there? 20 celsius?

Outta the way, convict!

You fucking wish cunt

This isn't the first time your education system has failed you

youtube.com/watch?v=_mWtWz_aGyk

It depends where you are. In the centre it's about 40 and along the coasts it's around 20 in winter/autumn and 30 in summer/spring.

Get on burger level. Fuck yeah.

okay

It's a big fucking country, so it varies. Here in Brisbane it's usually around 20 degrees in winter and usually low 30s and humid as fuck in the summer.

You're not alone my dude, I've often thought to myself "fuck, the guys are usually out of the chicks leagues" on a night out. It's especially confronting when 100% of women wear a fucktonne of makeup to make themselves look somewhat presentable.

No homo tho

>brazilian women hottest females

Who did these polls? Have they actually seen any actual brazilian girl?

Brazillian women are portrayed as being 'exotic' and being thicc, is this not true? whats the dating scene like in Brazil?

DON'T YOU DARE RUIN MY FANTASIES, user. I WANNA FUCK A BIG BUNDA BITCH.

they mean the light skin ones with green/blue eyes like prime adriana lima. not the black monkey girls

>The exotic dating website, which aims to pair wealthy but lonely men with attractive women looking for a free travel adventure

Fucking degenerates.

This is true. kiwi "women" runners-up.

It's the accent. It does things hnnngggg

>Britain
>4th hottest females in the world
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT.

so many are legitimately male looking

don't you dare sully this thread with talk of nigger women. Your flag looks like it should fly next to Kenya's. Also fyi this is a white board for white people, please leave. No, you are not white. You carry rape seed from a few pirates and what little of it was tarnished inside your fat drug addicted womenfolk. (((((Check))))) yourself out.

Results null and void.

Ok, what I meiversean is that brazilian woman are very diverse. We have a lot of hot girls with buig delicious juicy bunda to fill your hands with, but we also have a fuckton of malnourished poor nigger flat girls.

The AVERAGE brazilian woman is pretty disapointing desu.

you are all overlooking the main reason we are the most attractive.

the emus killed off the majority of the ugly ones.

based emus run this land and i thank god everyday for that.

you've had a few too many tonight matey but i still had a giggle

Every time I mention bad shit about Australia I get ripped to shreds over my flag but honestly Australian women are a disgusting cross between ditsy valley girl bimbo and trashy bolted on tits botox chav girl... the only difference is the tan is actually real.

Plus they're ultra slutty in a very bad sort of way.

fpbp

>2014

>pic related
>sexiest australian man user could find on google
>not even 6/10 in mediterranean master race standards
>skin cancer prone body
>needs tons of roids to create muscle
>ugly as fuck

you arent wrong mate.. we have way too many degenerate dipshits in this country.

>seventh

>roids

nah moite he's legit.. his wife is so unattractive though srs.

What's the point in living if you're not Australian?

His wife's a beard.

>mfw i convinced a virgin american girl from NYC, mba from harvard, to come here marry me, she did, nice hymen 10/10

kek digits dont lie.

>canadian """wild"""life

This is easily debunked. Notice how BRITISH WOMEN are ranked number 4 on hottest females while not a single Scandinavian female like Sweden or Norway is ranked anywhere in the top 10. That's how you know this shit is fake as fuck. There is nothing worse than british slags

Hes actually natty, if you watch all the xmen films you will see how long it took him to get like that

>he believed her

maybe 20 years ago mate but you are basically a Muslim country now and 99% of them are literal dog shit tier

Do you know what hymen is?

>Movie star with "personal trainers" to help him "get ready" for a movie
>Natty
Pick one

piece of fat under the anus?

The burka really brings out the eyes.

I'd still give the bottom right a go

Lmao nice try you anglo fuck. Norway and Sweden are both whiter than Britain. Britain is also the fattest country in Europe. There is nothing uglier than anglo women you guys are hideous.

A type of dog from Africa that laughs

>assumes roids
>wrong
>makes up random pick one bullshit to cover being wrong

must be female with this low test and intellect

now bow down to the alpha ozzie that is wolverine

Central Australia is the worst place on Earth.

she is yummy as fuck

would import/10

Literally everything in this post is incorrect

Sounds about right, keep up the good work lads.

obviously never been to a muslim country

>checks flag

sorry i was wrong

BLACKED

>kiwi assblasted over superior abbo women

Ease up cunt. We don't even fuck the sheep over here, they're all yours.

These sorts of lists are usually based off of famous people like actors. As no one knows anyone Swedish, but there are a lot of attractive British actresses Sweden and Norway do poorly. Ireland for example would win "sexiest men" when Pierce Brosnan was James Bond, for example.

However, as Australians are basically British, this means that British men are actually the sexiest.

thats just your low test talking

Listen to him! He never left brazil, he knows his averages!

its where we send our young for training. toughens them up nicely to fuck everyones women.

We haven't been British for 200 years you dumb kike. Say Hi to the Queen for us tho.

In Celsius water freezes at 0, boils at 100. Neat and tidy. The metric system is by far the easiest system. You can measure tiny and massive with ease. Why are you yanks still so stubborn on this issue

>nah, fuck that. Who cares about accuracy. 90 today, fucking cold. Get me a 9/16th 4ft blanket 6inches thick and fetch the abacus, I've gotta do some calculations

That's like asking what the temperature's like in Europe. Have a look at a globe kid

Careful a burger will cap you with his 0.35 inch gun

That would be a .45

you gotta find the diamonds in the rough mate, just like the landscape.

fuck that made me laugh more than it should

Is that a Mad Max scene?

an 11.43mm gun?

It's well known all Daily Mail readers are faggots. YHBT straya.

well look at that, a decimal

looks like your measurement system is broken

nah, that's just the typical outback

11430000 nanometres then

Do australia have delinquency issues ?

so you go from using a decimal to needing a screenlengths worth of numbers.... sounds like a broken system to me

it's 9/20 inches btw

A bloke on a big ladda.

We're all gonna make it

>Australia tops poll for worlds sexiest men

not surprised, who doesnt want an alpha chad roo named bruce to fuck them

Any pics below the waist line ;)

All the aussies I ever met were cool guys and the roasties here definitely fall for the accent.

Best alcoholic excon bastard half brother a country ever had.