Admit it, you're jealous

Admit it, you're jealous

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What's that? The new Norkpop idol band AKSU-47?

his harem

Harems are Alpha as fuck. Sucks to be a NK Pesant I guess.

sure, they are cute on the outside. but what are they REALLY like. you know, an ugly personality can really overshadow a cute face or a nice round ass.

>t. atheist redditor intellectual

He dresses like Hillary.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>tfw never will be as manly as Kim family is
>tfw could've been born as Khan during Mongolian empire so I could've have harems too

This is virgin talk, kys

>tfw NK is the only place left with pure women and it's about to get nuked

It all breaks apart when you realize, they're all wearing Chinese/Russian designed lingerie and pantyhose. Basically what our grandparents were wearing.

Why does every room in North Korea have a fucking ashtray in it?

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What the MSM won't admit to is the DPRKs laws are heavily feminist, almost more than Sweden. Strange place.

Aerocratic Atheist here

Message me on r/nu-atheism/canada

What would you do if you were Kim for one day?

jealous of being an infallible god ruling over an entire country with an unlimited amount of wealth and power?

youre god damn right Im jealous

Yes. Yes I am jealous. NK is a very structured and clean society.

Probably test that nuke right about now.

$100 says all those women are models and not actual government employees. Or, at least, not doing any real government work.

wtf now I'm jealous

Test a nuke

>girl gets executed if they can't please him

Damn feel bad for those girls

His wife a cute

They are women. Of course they don't do real work.

Depends on your definition of work. They are definitely working there, and are definitely employed by the government, but if you mean they are not politicians or businesswomen, then you are correct, they are essentially just a fat kid's hired squad of prostitutes.

What kind of hairstyle is this?

Why the fuck am I reminded of Barron Harkonen!?

If we want NK to successfully revolt this is the cunt America should put under pressure.

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The Moranbong Band, also known as Moran Hill Orchestra, is an all-female music group in North Korea whose members were selected by the country's supreme leader Kim Jong-un.

Probaly not much longer untill open harems are commonplace in Australia. A lot of Alphas here have side bitches & discreet harems already.
Its white Anglo females that join them mostly, although they keep a beta tampon bf around to cry with when there Harem master is too crule with them.

One that resulted in a dead hair dresser.

>We'll be raping those soon

....You're a delusional beta faggot aren't you.

Anglo females do not like to share. Especially their source of income.

Last country in the world that doesn't chase you out into cordoned off concentration camps to enjoy a cigarette.

I am jealous

Imagine being Ri Sol-ju and getting to chew out all those bitches and put them in their place whenever they fuck up their makeup or put on too much weight.

START WAR

>His wife a cute

thicc

Nice plywood missiles he's got there.

This is his ex-girlfriend.
She is believed to have been one of 12 well-known performers killed for violating North Korea’s law against pornography.
Victims were accused of filming themselves having sex and selling the material.
They were executed with machine guns while the key members of the Moranbong Band and the victims’ families watched.

Get out, glorious leader does not need plywood missiles when he has the real things

>buy Activision Blizzard
>threaten to destroy the Starcraft franchise if SK acts up

Apparently those things are real, but they can't afford to arm them.

The only thing they have in any threatening numbers are the old SCUD missiles.

Just another reason to invade.

>threaten to destroy the Starcraft franchise if SK acts up
Too late, ded game.

I'm sure all that happened and is definitely not South Korean propaganda

This guy has literally a great life

He's a cool dude, no doubt about it. I wish he could just go into exile and live a semi normal life in some european country. I'll be a bit sad when he dies.

They have enough shit to fuck over Worst Korea and affect international economy by taking out their industry.

That's about it and the only reason they haven't been invited to a round of FUCK YEAH WE GON FREE THE SHIT OUT YOU.

ok

He's living the dream, which is why I'm convinced he won't do anything because he's I don't think he's an idiot.

>Go into exile in some shitty European country or carry on living life as a god emperor

Difficult choices

source. more on this please

is this kim's amazonian guard?

All it takes to solve NK is a well placed bullet.
Stalinist regimes have the advantage of not having successors ready to take over (every candidate having being killed previously by the dictator)

Nuke midddle America, need to vaporize red states

>Go into exile in some shitty European country and live or carry on living life as a god emperor and die by the hand of some south korean / amerilard

How come the people following Kim are always taking notes?

I am.

But he's fat, short, and probably has a 4 inch dick. I'm jealous but I know he won't do anything with all those prime asian chicks. Not that mad desu.

>They have enough shit to fuck over Worst Korea...

On paper that's true. In practice SK is way ahead of NK and will stop the vast majority of those things.

The only singular think SK is worried about is bioweapons.

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>Girl
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>kraut
>wanting crazy immigrants from the east to europe

Why the fuck would he switch his waifu harem for refugee neighbours?

he might have a small penis though. and maybe ED, does not help to have girls if you cant fuck them properly.

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she's quite cheery for someone who's entire family was probably brutally tortured and fed alive to dogs after she defected.

top kek

How the fuck do you stop artillery aimed at your biggest city?

The only chance Seoul has if the shit goes down is that US pilots can bomb all of their artillery before the order is given.

NK has existed for more than 50 years now and they've done much more terrible stuff in the past (literally a siege on the blue house to try and assassinate the south Korean leader) yet they continue to exist, I really doubt they're going anywhere anytime soon.

Anyone notice how there's an ashtray or cigarette in literally every picture of the fat fuck in existence?

So much pussy to eat. No wonder hes a fat bastard.

The eaten by dogs thing is a meme. They still get raped and tortured to death in forced labour camps though.

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its always funny the first thing a north korean defector does after leaving that nightmare of a country is get plastic surgery, really makes you think....

>enjoy
>cigarette

I am, but it's fucked up. And if I was in his position I would totally not use that harem (if power wouldn't corrupt me)

Intensely jealous. Wouldn't mind being in his position, either. Doesn't change how I feel politically about him, though.

>"Wow it must be so sad to be North Korean, they're fed propaganda so much they don't even know what's true!"
>"Oh my god did you hear that these people are fed to dogs and those generals who were killed by artillery fire!"

Phone Trump and tell him I'll give him all my clay if he nukes Tel Aviv.

Yeah, I'm not a fan anymore, I used to smoke in my youth. It's like Bill Hicks said, secondhand smoking is shit, the firsthand smoke on the other hand is steak and potatoes.

That said, I'm a firm believer that people can choose to not go an establishment that allows smoking instead of having the government mandate that you can't light up anywhere near the premises.

>implying
Come for gam-gam.

I don't know why the news has to fake this shit when they actually do worse. It's like Saddam's human shredder machine.

>if power wouldn't corrupt me
thats your problem right there.
There is a veerrry good chance it would corrupt you even if you cant imagine it now.
Thats why tyrannies are so dangerous. Its just human nature to get ridicilious if your power has no limits and there is no mechanism to stop you

I honestly don't care what people want to smoke as long as I don't have to smell it

First rule of propaganda, always make your enemy seem inhuman.

NK has true freedom

the point about that Norway brah, is that we are paying high taxes for the healthcare of others. When we do this then its also makes sense to care that other people don't get sick by doing obvious mistakes. Its kinda retarded to smoke and let other people pay for your health problems afterwards.

>t. projection artist virgins
I've ghosted fuckbuddies before because of their caustic reddit-tier personalities, regardless of how tight the pussy was

>Unironically supporting any level of communism

This is how I know Sup Forums is compromised by the kikes.

That's why I believe it's up to the individual establishments to decide whether they allow smoking or not, you can not go where they allow it.

Tobacco taxation in Norway pays for tobacco related health issues many, many times over.

8/10

Dear Leader has OUTSTANDING fashion sense!
Kim is sporting the Rodney Dangerfield line from Sears

I'm aware of that, therefore I said it. I can't know for sure. I feel sorry for NK people. Trump fucked up with Assad, but liberating Korea might be a good thing.

Of what? Tubba Bubba's harem of barely fed slave women? The generals and ministers that couldn't manage a Little Cesar's pizza store? Or the minor sized Parliament House with the outdated decor and shoddy materials?

Seriously: a drone army of 30,000, 400 parcels of medical supplies, 4,000 meat rabbits, and 60 tons of sundries - I can easily take that whole country myself.

Not in a million years would I want to be that shrimp dick, triple chin, mongoloid.

>America wants to fight these

Good luck!

South Koreans seem to have super hot figures with slim legs and Norks always seem to have chinky legs.

have fun in prison :^)

In an interview she talks about how she loses contact with her family all of a sudden so probably

This proves that you don't need to be fit to be alpha

JHC! That's like seeing a person who was raised in the fucking jungle, totally clueless as to how a developed nation operates?!