>hello
>my name is elder price
>and I would like to share with you
>the most amazing book
what do
Hello
Jack Bailey
Other urls found in this thread:
Connor Anderson
tithe until you die
Jaxson Flores
If it's so amazing why have I never heard of it?
Josiah Brown
Sure! I hope it isn't something crazy like a book about how the Garden of Eden was in Missouri or that a convicted conman read the scripture out of golden plates in a fucking hat in the forest
Elijah Bailey
Send me the link for the app
Caleb Mitchell
>Reply, if it is not in the Koran or hadith, it is not worthy of reading; if it is already in the Koran or hadith then it is not needed
>ALLAHAKBARRRRR
>go fuck goat
Nathan Gomez
Turn 360° and walk away
Chase Morris
> Canada flag
you didn't even need to greentext it
Nolan Reyes
Say: "We're already members with full endowments. And we expect you both to stay for dinner. We'll invite the rest of the family. Do you have some oil on either of you? Grandpa needs a blessing and we're one Elder short..." And so on.
Hunter Morris
Lucas Baker
Ask them on which planet next to star
Kolob does their god live?
Nathan Myers
are you sure you haven't?
Lincoln Foster
I'm Catholic
Dominic Perez
I HAVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY JESUS
Jace Murphy
>or that a convicted conman read the scripture out of golden plates in a fucking hat in the forest
Chase Brooks
>open door after hangover
>drink coffee and scratch balls giving a grumpy look at them
>they leave
Landon Myers
put one of those jewish door things on your door
they'll do a 180 when they see those
Nicholas Jenkins
Sure thing, elder price, as long as you'll do the kindness of allowing me to share the glorious story of Kek with you in turn.
Jeremiah Perry
>soooory no speeki dee eenglesh
Matthew Cruz
>sorry but i already have a Mein Kampf copy
Chase Ortiz
>I'll buy and read your book RIGHT NOW if you smoke some meth first. How committed to God are YOU?
Thomas Walker
I Know you trully want to share, but I am not interested. *Repeat until they leave.