Michelle-Bernie 2020

Feeling scared, Drumpfkins?

Even Bernie is laughing at the thought of something so stupid.

Hm... Let me explain to you:

Michelle
>intelligent law grad
>beautiful ebony woman
>person of color (automatically not racist unlike Dump)

Bernie
>has reach out to people
>touched the hearts of millions of yoing americans (old white racists will die out)
>fresh, new economic ideas

You're forgetting that Bernie has already lost once, and Michelle is just a black Hillary.

>Bernie
>2020
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Bernie vs Cruz

Her illegal patient dumping scheme was pretty good too

2017 just started you cuck.

Hm... Let me explain to you:

>Americans hate dynasties
>BTFO two in one election inspite of the alternative being Trump.

>double bushes
>nearly double clintons
>hate dynasties
lmao?

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establishment wont pick bernie.

Bernie will be too old in 2020 senpai,
and Micheal is too black.

Yea, that's the ticket.
>Please please please.

Michelle already said she wouldn't be running and I kind of believe that, seeing that political shitshow going on.

Clinton never had a chance. Osama Bin Laden could have run against her and won. She never had a chance the first time she ran either, she lost to a guy no one knew in the primaries.

Will he still be alive?

sage

>Michelle
Did we already forget the lesson of Hillary? Allegedly fucking a president is not a qualification for office. To get her ready for 2020 the Dems would need to win her a seat in 2018, that's already going to be a shit year for them and they don't have any easy ones to toss her.
>Bernie
Doubtful, Perez is already purging the Berniecrats and the DNC will be controlled by Clintonistas for now. If they allowed Michelle to top the ticket they'd want someone they control for VP.

>didn't even practice law or accomplish anything ever
>was the wife of the affirmative action president who didn't accomplish anything
in 4 years there will be laws so illegals can't vote and democraps won't stand chance even if you run a nigger female

I like Bernando, I don't care for Michelle, but either way, Bernando is too old. He's still got the charisma, but he could go any day now. And 2020 is 3 years off, and 3 extra years doesn't sound like much until you consider it's from 75 to 78. And even if he did get elected next go round, his odds of making it another 4 to 82 dwindle with each passing week.

My dad used a similar argument on my aunt back in the 2008, it's not the he hated McCain, it's just that odds were good of McCain dying (though now we see he didn't but still, couldn't have predicted it) and then Palin would be in charge, and nobody wanted that

>don't let them tax me good goys

Black woman with the shoulders of a man. And Bernie who is king cuck at this point. I doubt, cucked how bernie is, that he would play second fiddle to Obama's wife. Didn't the dems learn there lesson running a former pres' wife? All of Obama's shit would be laid bare such as opening a new war in Yemen, secret drone strikes and the expansion of already bloated intelligence services. half of trumps attacks on Hillary was by proxy on Bills economic legacy failure which she supported.

styx?

Bernie will probably be retired then. We need a younger socialist candidate.

Oprah is going to be the Democrat runner in 2020.

>Black- gets the black vote
>Woman- gets the woman vote
>TV persona
>Socialist, known for giving freebees to audience.

You know. Once people realized how retarded Palin was, a lot of top GOP fundraisers started pulling their money from McCain because they were afraid for that very reason. That he would croak and she would be president. A literal retard. Then just a few years the GOP Supreme Court passed Citizens United.

And yeah McCain survived but u never know what the toll on him would have been if he were president, he may not have survived that. Especially inheriting that mess in 2009.

I'd rathe Oprah. At least she's legit business and woman with a hefty stake in America.

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I think this would actually be a strong team.

I doubt Michelle would be up for it though.

And Bernie is going to die soon.

KEK
If that old bag of bones is still alive

Anyone who now becomes president is owned by corporations, what don't you retards get about that? People like Ron Paul and Bernie Sanders will NEVER get elected because we haven't been a true democracy in over 100 years. They won't get elected because they actually want to change the (((status quo))), something that our corporate overlords will never allow to happen. Who fucking cares anymore who is running for President, this country allowed a corrupt billionaire to get into office with the fucking red carpets rolled out. America is over.

you say "she's" a nigger twice, then go on to day that "she" should win because "she's" a nigger. that's racist you dumb nigger

A crazy old fart and a retarded lunch lady, please let this happen.

I hope Bernie dies soon.

Replace Michelle with Oprah.

put her in a wheelchair she will win 100%

Cucked how? Pls explain. The guy's platform is basically "fuck the system"

>michelle
>law grad
So you'd openly support a Jew being president?

>bernie
>beating trump at anything

Nigger Commie 2020. Can't fucking wait.

>Trump winning
kek

Of course the Dems will probably run Clinton again so Trump back for #2 is a likely chance.

he basically bowed to the system during this election. How can you forgive him for that?

>dems are going to trot out the same tired old people they havent been able to win with before

nope not scared at all, the right has a stacked deck of good people, left is finished.

>he basically bowed to the system during this election

Elaborate. Because he didn't fight harder after the established system fucked him, was exposed for fucking him, and everyone went about their business?

I'm not trying to argue with you, just to understand your viewpoint

>Michelle
>running
Didn't she say she wasn't gonna run because she knows she won't be able to deal with the stress?

I see this spouted often but never quite understood it.
The underlying part of it is that both individuals lose if not "united". If Bernie went to the Greens after losing the fucked up primaries, Trump was even more likely to win.

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Bernie is going to die before 2020

sure.

SAGE

>this country allowed a corrupt billionaire to get into office with the fucking red carpets rolled out. America is over.
Cry more ,Bitch! Waaaaaaah! The capitalist won because socialism is for lazy fagots!

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>failed tranny
>failed commie

Yeah, shaking lmao

That's mean. Michelle only failed to keep Mexicans and blacks from getting obese on welfare. She didn't take millions in bribes to sell our country's uranium to Russia, start the Syrian Civil War, attack Bill's rape victims, or have Seth Rich assassinated.

Michelle is like a mob wife who benefits from her husband's misdeeds. Hillary is satan.

Which one will be president, and more importantly, which one will be the man?

Made me chuckle along.

Bernie would be a Futrama head in a jar running candidate before next election.

racist white women tho.

>beautiful ebony woman
>beautiful
>woman
Only one of those three is truthful.

cheers to this.
If doubs then you are blessed for 3 hours.

Mosr former Bernie supporters still feel betrayed by him. He's no longer trusted at nearly the level that he was a year ago.
In fact, many of us here in Vermont aren't voting for him for Senator again, either.

*blocks your path*

Bernie berned out all his pull with the youth when he endorsed clinton. He's proven time and time again he doesn't understand basic economics, and got BTFO by ted 'the rat faced loser' cruz; CRUZ for fucks sake. Bernie is done. Forever.
Tranny Obongo could actually attract the same women and darkie demographics that clinton was aiming for. But she has even fewer credentials than King Nigger did, her running is a pipe dream.

>fresh
>new
Trotskyite proxy

>black people cant be racist because they are black
>michelle obama is a law grad

the dumb whore didnt even get to practice law before getting kicekd out for ethics violations

They did a great job photoshopping her fucking enormous jammal shoulders

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Perfect, let's put an old jew and a tranny in the white house and find out how dangerous the largest and most advanced military is the hands of mental and social cripples. Great job.

Ethics violations?

Thinking that there will still be elections in 2020.

nah...not really

of that epic fail?

no, I welcome it

Man-chelle
>not that smart
>not attractive by conventional standards
>the correct term is "colored person"

Berning the flag
>commies aren't people
>touched 0 hearts besides his own which is probably failing at his age (if old people die out, so does he anyways)
>communism is stale and old, like the one price of bread Stalin wanted everyone to share. It has literally never worked once in history and a new name won't change that.

Man-chelle and Berning the flag literally can't into USA. Please stop this post.

And she's a dude.

Emphasis on HEFTY.

>FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

>Michelle wins
>Barack really does turn into the First Lady

everytime I see picture of Mike now they are all blurry and shitty. This is from a vacation photo posted in the news.

Sweet narrative bro.

Bernie won't even make it to 2018 midterms.

What is Oprah's stance on abortion? Uh oh. There goes half the women's vote.

Somebody should convince Oprah to run as an independent party.

Michelle is busy doing Valerie Jarrett that just moved into the Obama house