/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - BULLETS FLYING EVERYWHERE EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

chitownmugshots.com/

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

What's an Adam?

Listening.

EIGHT
EIGHT SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

Day shift.

adam is day shift before Robert. so if adam is still around he is working looooong hours

Callsign for the cops that work the shift before Robert.

That Roberta with the crappy radio sounds QTAF

>no "Who is Robert?" in OP
WHY

Oh I thought A was morning, B is evening, and R is night.

B,A,R seems like a weird order.

Not if you've ever met a cop off duty.

It can also, when used alongside a 1 or 2 digit number code, refer to the action taken on a specific incident. If it's after a 3 or 4 digit number, then yeah it's a car from a different shift.

First day in the 80's

chicago fucked tonight.

I just copy/pasted from the last thread, no bully

Partying in the parking lot of 7-11
Need more Rooftop Poos

Goyim, I...

kek

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I just noticed that florida robert is rocking a pilot G-2 0.7, good taste in pens

Thanks user, I got a good laugh

>ELEVEN (11) SHOTS FIRED

Threadly meet up shill. I can't get a hold of RogersParkAnon at the moment. I grew a nutsack and we are doing Parsons Chicken and Fish tomorrow. Starting at thirty till Real Robert Hours. 9:30 pm.

Come hang with the lads. No pressure. It will be wierd, but we're all nice folks so let's hang. If real Roberts show up it would be hilarious.

shots fired motherfuckas

Oh Shiiiiitttt

AH AH AH

>11
>11 shots fired
>AH AH AH AH AH AH!

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Nice OC, lad. I've reached maximum /comfy/ and this pic is right in the pocket.

it's about time

A+ user

Fucking love Count von Body Count. Easily the best meme Sup Forums has created in the past few months.

Gotta get bingo goin'.

I love it too user :)

>my first quints in all my years is a meet up shill

> 5550 kenmoore.
> Home for mentally disabled people.
> Man with a gun.

kek, I bet he has a FOID card and a CCW permit, right goys?

'spanics smokin

spics smokin MARAWANA

little village user. i'm in. the one on armitage at 9:30?

>couple foot chases
>couple guns recovered

>Brazil having police
Jokes on him.

LARGE GROUP PARTY IN THE STREET

Someone's drunk in the BURGER KANG

Yessir.

>tfw wrong side of the country to hangout and listen to CPD with internet roberts

WHEEL THEFT

>All these radios sound like crap

> "All these radios sound like crap just so you know."
Kek

>All these radios sound like crap, just so you know

What a champ

FIVE
FIVE SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

Lots of shots fired this evening but I haven't heard any requests for the body snatchers.

>all these radios sound like crap
C R A B B Y

FUCKING BINGO TIMES FIVE!!!!

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Nigger took her pussy and her shit.

Did someone get raped?

Holy fuck. Kek is with me.

STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION

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>caller is locked in her room
>male black with the cubs shirt on is on the back porch

Poor girl. Hope she is OK

Where you at, user?

Male black on porch, woman locked in her room

>dribbling the basketball

Summoning a triple Homicide.

No, I don't believe so. She took him home from the bar - presumably fucked - then he stole some shit as he left.

Hottest nigger lesbian on TV.

Someone needs to check their damn keys

CHECK YO MAFUCKIN KEYS, ROBERT

> This open key

I'm sure she's part gook

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10-4 Robert

>male black threatened the caller with a pistol

>Drunk trying to get in the club

Way late getting in here, good morning everyone.

BEING BELIGERENT

>shot in the arm

How many people were shot tonight?

Morning, Robert.

Morning Robert

Can someone give me a summary of this thread?

Are the callers, dispatch, and officers all nigger tier?

Motorcycle gang?

Look at someones bingo card

wtf is a bingo card?

Oh shiite it's going down at the Walgreens

>male blacks using profanity towards citizens.... Way out of line
>person shot... Cops Can't find him
>caller Alfredo has prosthetic leg is suicidal has gun booze and drugs
>car vs pothole; car undrivable
>where are the ambulances this is sooooooooo ridiculous
>seventeen shots fired
>shot in both feet, the right thigh, and the left arm
>fight at the hospital
>11 shots fired
>foot chase couple of guns recovered
> "All these radios sound like crap just so you know."

>REFUSING TO LEAVE WALLGREENS
>REFUSING TO LEAVE WALLGREENS

W A L G R E E N S

WE WUZ BURGER KANGZ N SHEEEIIIIT

Here is my bingo card

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thanks m8s

this shit sounds like a third world country

About 10 minutes ago Lady Gaga got denied service at the club again, you see.

Fucking yes those are amazing pens

Robert is /ourguy/

Sassy Dispatch is /ourgirl/

/MaleBlack/ is Robert's arch nemesis.

Stay awhile and listen.

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A lot.

Could be. There was a lesbian scene in The Wire that was breddy gud.

>male in a black hoodie and shorts