My parents found my manifesto

My parents found my manifesto.

>be me
>35-year-old NEET
>never leave my house
>spend a considerable amount of time filling an old notebook with essays and musings on eugenics, fascism, the red pill, and a beta uprising

>2 days ago
>parents sneak into my room to check the size of my clothes
>find manifesto stashed in my dresser
>parents confront me at dinner
>mother sobbing
>father calling me a degenerate scumbag
>already mad at me because I bought $300 worth of horse figurines with his debit card a few weeks before without his permission
>lectured on how my ideas are somehow unamerican and evil
>says he should kick me out
>orders me into my room
>haven't left since

I'm scared, Sup Forums. I've never lived on my own before and I have no working experience. I can't survive without my parents' support. What do I do?!

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Stay in your room bitch

Can you post your manifesto?

I wanna read it.

I hope this is bait...

OP the type of whiteboi to have a manifesto

Post it so we can read it and make it better with you

how about getting a job ?

cool

Send your manifesto to the FBI, they'll get a kick out of it

>35
>lives with parents
>ordered into his room by his dad
WTF Move out you weirdo. Or at least tell your parents to fuck off when they try to ground a 35 year old man.

If it isn't bait, you should all be gassed.

>35yo
>never worked a day in his life

Makes me feel good about myself since I've a low amount of job experience and need work.

>$300 worth of horse figurines

What kinds?

>degenerate scumbag
>horse figurines
7/10 had a good giggle m80

lol i bet it is not. the horse figurines part is bs but the rest is true

>$300 worth of horse figurines

STOP REPLYING TO THIS PASTA YOU FUCKING NU-FAGS

is the manifesto

"Why we must push harder then ever" I got handed one today in Berkeley

...

It'll all be over soon.

I know this is bait but
>writing on paper where anyone can read it instead of an password protected hard drive where only you and the CIA can.

LOL 35 year old with no job living at home

>Never lived on my own
>Never worked
I appreciate you having the right ideas and politics, in my opinion, but it's foolhardy to have any say in politics unless you've experienced the world. I'd seriously get a job, even a shitty one, and meet fellow humans before coming up with political opinions mate.

You're a degenerate.

>Copy pasta

Kill yourself

>lol!

But seriously, you need to get a job. Doesn't matter what it is. Work, rent a room somewhere, get your own internet and you can buy your little figurines on your own dime.

Sort yourself out, Bucko!

youtube.com/user/JordanPetersonVideos

take photos and post it autismo

>35
>Lives with parents

Bro, I'm 24, and I own my own house.
I'm writing a manifesto as well.

Should have got a job and stayed living with your parents. You'll put tons of money in the bank if you avoid the rent jew.

nice copypasta. i've seen this exact post screencapped before.

>35
>never worked
>horse figurines

lmao this is top tier text

Please be fake.
No one is this sad of a human.

it's a copypasta, newfag.

can someone please tell me this is bait? i really feel bad for this guy now if this is real... being thirty fucking five and living at home without ever having worked is so hopeless and pathetic

>24
>owns a house

Not in the city you don't. Unless your a richfag or chink richfag.

Thank you fellow redditor.

I got my first job at 21 and that's pretty embarrassing.

>already mad at me because I bought $300 worth of horse figurines

it was believable until this

>already mad at me because I bought $300 worth of horse figurines with his debit card a few weeks before without his permission
9/10, got me laffin

>35 years old
>Ordered to room

Kek

Well, assuming any of this were real, I can't really help you with your parents, but I'd like to see some of your manifesto: it sounds based.

Of all places in Canada, I own a house in one of the cheapest places to buy a house, Nova Scotia, and in a secluded cheap area. On the plus side, I have an ocean view AND a savanna view.

>eugenics, fascism, the red pill
>horse figurines

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You don't understand. These are not like autistic MLP figurines. These are proud, prancing mares.

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LUL defo bait

Tell them you're trying to make up an ideology for a story you're going to write and you're trying to make it realistic

So you actually found a job there?

Kill yourself.

I came home for the first time in months and went off about how I hate Jews, gays and that non white raised blacks are inferior. They agreed with me but disagreed that the catechism of the church is true(we are Catholic). Get a more white family you fucking nigger.

>$300 worth of horse figurines

so you're a ponyfag?

You deserve to be kicked to the curb, if not gassed

I haven't seen this pasta in a while.