inb4 when china sold them secrets they just straight up lied about how to make a missile work
Cameron Collins
Inb4 it was all to throw off everyone and in 2 days a real ICBM is headed towards San fran.
Sebastian Lewis
fake news
Jack Diaz
Don't insult the Norks, or you'll die.
John Foster
Any proof besides a news article?
Henry Reed
I know a guy who works at a place that I shouldn't say because I don't want him to get in trouble but he told me that we hack their missiles at almost the instant they come online because they don't use any advanced form of encryption to send them commands. We basically take control and make the rocket blow itself up He was on the team that did this, or at least helped with it. He has some other stories but It's late
Ian Torres
cool, when is the new xbox coming out?
Tyler Collins
In all seriousness I think Trump sent our ships with experimental laser weaponry and zappd the missiles to fuck with NK and test the system.
Ryan Ward
Hey, deploy some of those lasers here.
Tyler Taylor
Why?
Aiden Collins
North Korea still exists and you are a huge faggot OP.
Nicholas Campbell
>Lemme catch my breath I move away from the mic to breathe in
Jaxon Collins
My Dad also works at Nintendo user
Evan Campbell
American lasers would probably improve any NK missile they hit.
Jayden Miller
Its bad it failed. Now US lost its casus bellis.
David Collins
how about you tell your make believe friend to shut his mouth
Jeremiah James
Pls
Parker Jackson
You öaughing while nk can build there own icbms you suck american dick to get theres.
David Myers
>dead fags and libs
Don't get my hopes up
Brody Morales
You're all idiots! WE WANTED THE MISSILE TEST TO GO OFF SO WE COULD USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO INVADE Fuck nu-Sup Forums is utter garbage
Landon Hernandez
>we hack teh missiles xdxd It's past your bedtime.
Chase Taylor
What percentage of GDP did you say you spend on defense?
Brayden Cook
did you deactivate the atoms too?
Mason Cook
sorry Nikolai, they only work on missiles and can't stop rifle bullets try standing on the other side of the wall next time
Justin Howard
Fun fact. Being able to control or even abort a missile mid flight is a new thing despite what the movies tell you. North Korean missiles can't be controlled like that because they lack the tech for it.
Christian Barnes
Same. I heard the US has exclusive access to a weapon that can bombard missiles with nanoparticles which shut down the protons effectively rendering the missile harmless.
Caleb Reed
>but NK might bomb seoul!
is that a bad thing?
south korea literally had a cult leader for a president
Ayden Jenkins
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA TRY GETTING US NOW NORTH KOREA!!!! I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA!!!!!
Colton Carter
Post places you want NK to destroy
>Hollywood >Beverly Hills >Seattle >Portland >LA
Dominic Morris
If they're smart they'll just cover them in mirrors.
Isaac Diaz
And now he has the motivation to make up for it with an even bigger one.
Justin Hill
The North wants nukes to deter the US from ever invading. They're not stupid enough to attack the US willy nilly. What's for more likely a few years down the line, when they have a nuclear arsenal in the hundreds, is that they sell some of them to ISIS or Hezbollah, who don't want nukes for deterrence, but to actually use them. The sooner the US invades the North the better, and it should have happened years ago.
Connor Price
Some doggo pack in NK will have a plentiful meal soon.
Christian Peterson
>which shut down the protons Sounds reasonable
Charles Hernandez
Average height for a grown man: 3'4
Luis Sanders
What happened to the engineers who built the rocket? Killed or gulag?
