/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - RAINING LEAD ALL NIGHT EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

chitownmugshots.com/

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happy easter, lets break bread

>Leaving out Roberts nemesis again
Cmon nigga

this job must be so fucking confusing and stressful

wonder how many police officers are listening to this same dispatch radio

I wonder how man dindus got shot tonight. I lost count

>21 year old female vomiting after doing drugs

SHE BE VOMMANITTING DEM DRUG NIGGA DAT BE MUH STAYUSH NIGGA DAYUM SHEEEEEEIT

SIX ROUNDS
1139 FAIRFIELD
1051, ROBERT?

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What the fuck are those cops playing some Pac-Man in the background?
Kept hearing sounds.

>"take of it yourself." says robert

TWO ROBERTS MISSING??????

People hear that sometimes, no clue where it comes from.

>bulldozer parked on the street

>caller states there is a bulldozer parked on her street

Come to the meetup. 9:30 pm tomorrow at Parsons chicken and fish.

Tones from their radios and PDTs.

HOL' UP ITS DUH POLIS
*PUNCH*

can I get a quick rundown on tonight's happenings ?

Niggers. Please. I've got two trippps,one quad quads, qunits. Kek wills the meetup.

Dude, first quints and now quads. Im convinced im meeting autistic jesus tomorrow.

Holy shit, meme magic is real, Kek wants this meetup to occur

inb3 who was robert

>>Chicago mayor bows to ROBERT
>>In contact with Sam Hyde and George Zimmerman
>>can operate with full impunity, making them judge jury and executor
>>Control Chicago with an strict but fair fist
>>Own prisons & cemetaries globally
>>Direct descendants of the ancient Spartans
>>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Whitetopia will be be the first city)
>>Own 99% of black suicide gene DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>>All rob-bots are genetic clones of the original Robert, Ben "Robert" Garrison
>>The ROBERT collective said to have 10000+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>>Ancient Aryan scriptures tell of two crusaders, Dylan Roof and Elliot Rodger, who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented gentalmenship with them
>>They own ROB-BOT R&D labs around the world
>>You likely have ROB-BOTS inside you right now
>>The ROBERT COLLECTIVE is in regular communication with the Archangels George Zimmerman and Chris Dorner, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church.
>>They learned negro slurs in under a week and can track them in a matter of seconds through fear.
>>Chicago entrusts its people's safety with ROBERT. There’s no police in Chicago, only ROBERT clones
>>The collective of ROBERT is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>>In reality, they are timeless beings cloned from the greatest of all points of justice and crime fighting from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they they can bring the safety of Chicago.

c-checked

Everyone should open carry if they go

the fucking /drivebeat/ intro song came on at the end of the night at the bar and i immediately thought of /cpd/

>Niggers turning blue
How?

I cant because im menatlly ill. They wont give me a ccp for some reason.

>mountain standard Time

mah nigga

justice

>male hispanics beating a guy with bats

Group of male hispanics beating male with a bat

>caller stated dog is crying because someone left it in the rain
oi vey

justice for doggo

>Second victim shot in arm

I demand justice

>Fight inside Walgreens

MARK YOUR BINGO

>SIX
>SIX SHOTGUN BLASTS
>AH AH AH

So many people shot tonight.

BRING YO' KEYS

someone glitch this

Is there anyone actually named Robert here? Listening to this stream must be weird for you.

>male blacks robbed a guy in a pink jacket

delet this now

This video was missing for a while but it's back, the ultimate Chicago police tribute video. If you can watch this whole thing without getting goosebamps, then you're probably a nog.
youtu.be/xQO1vXDpGAw

>spics still clubbing that guy
>one may have a gun

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>female shot in the arm

>two people shot
>one shot in arm
>one unknown

>person moaning in pain in the background
oof

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They seriously deny someone because they are mentally ill?

I'm mentally ill AF and I want a ccp

What I came for

Why the fuck does Male Black love Walgreens so much? Is it because they try to steal prescription drugs?

looks like GIMP fuckery. I think it just renamed it, rather than exporting to PNG, which would explain the warning.

Reeeeee When will CPD catch a serial killer? I want non-nigger related happenings

youtube.com/watch?v=jaHZXbiznpQ

We got a runner.

how you do that?
you just do it all by hand in photoshop?

its cause they're open 24/7, most midwest 7/11's can't make that claim

Are we listening to the first scNner or zone 6?

>do you have anybody...anyperson shot?

wtf is this PC garbage?

I don't think that'd be reported over the scanner desu

Why though

Check yo keys

Not an emergency but a victory

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>just for the hell of it could you check that car for a weapon?

THAT'S NOT HOW THE 4TH AMENDMENT WORKS BITCH

Notepad++
Add or remove random shit, save, view thumbnail for changes or open with photo viewer.

Why am i two mins behind? Is this not live?

Rare footage of Robert

GET A WARRANT YOU FAT FUCK

We listen to the combined feed.

20 MALE BLACKS

20 male blacks fighting in front?!

Probable cause


They just said that that car was involved in an earlier shooting description based on the license plate

>20 black males fighting

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>battery reported
>caller is fighting with security

It's all fun and games until one kang pulls out a gun, then it's hilarious

>be illegal spic
>walk up on random dude's porch
>knock door
>ask for cocaine

>wait on the porch afterward

3 young girls on one male?!

how's this?

a 32 y/o woman taking pills, stop the presses

scanner is for when people call in to dispatch, and dispatch tells police what to do
unless someone calls in and says 'the Chicago shitter slitter is outside my house right now', they won't report it over scanner.
usually a serial killer would be caught another way, not by someone calling in and identifying the serial killer.
ya know?

whoa

that's really dank senpai

is robert hours done :

0412 chiraq time. They'll start finding new bodies once the sun rises.

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More or less. It's 4:16 in Chiraq so the Sun is coming up in the next 90 minutes or so.

>Da face and da ebbow

>hasn't seen her husband in half an hour
>he was fighting another male
>they've been drinking

Nice!

> husband has been missing for 30 minutes
yeah, I think robert hours are over

+Rain
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>dumbfuck "Hector" got rolled by a hooker

Cop in another city once told me, "Ain't nothin' I like better than a rainy Saturday night."

>got into a car with a hooker
>she stole has wallet and phone

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