It's Sam's birthday today

it's Sam's birthday today.
what would like to tell him?

sort yourself out

Come back dude, you're great and I miss your stuff.

YOU'RE A BLOCKHEAD SAM

How does he keep getting away with everything?

Get a job

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH TURNING A YEAR OLDER

I want to give him $45/hour to whisper "gorilla dick nigga" ASMR into my ear.

make more videos I'm so lonely
just turn on the camera and talk, who cares

Get a real job, Sam.

Do something

Kill yourself, you unfunny faggot.

happy easter, sam

Lose weight you fat shit.

For the sake of argument if you come at me in a public situation, if I had to defend myself outside your apartment, and I have to shoot through a crowd of people to defend myself.

Its 2am, its a self defense situation.

>it's Sam's birthday today.
>what would like to tell him?

Make more funny red pilled videos!

Also, congratulations on surviving another orbit around earths primary.

HydeWars needs a line of nutraceuticals and AR-15 lowers

make real content again and stop with the hydewars i want M D E

Neck yourself you autistic poof

Notice me Hyde-San!

big if true

Why don't you do a subscription podcast or sell merch or some shit? Easy money fella!

love you sam no homo

Happy birthday Sam! Stop being a lazy faggot and deliver more content, you promised daily hydewars and you couldn't even stick to that

love you sammy boyyyyyy

Sam doesn't do it for the money
and he's not good at doing things he doesn't actually want to do