Let's Settle This

>We both had powerful empires
>Both fucked up the French
>UK has larger Army
>Germany Has Larger Economy
>UK runs the commonwealth
>Germany Runs the EU
>Overrun by shitskins
Pol who's better?

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UK.

Germany, fuck UK

UK

>We both had powerful empires

Stop being an instigator

UK because better colleges and they still have a Queen.

UK had biggest empire in the world

Germany couldn't even kill jews

UK hands-down
>mostly thanks to are Nige

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autistic as fuck

I'm from bavaria. Never had any problems with any shitskin or negro, nor did my family or friends.
Instead I was gifted booze from some shitskins, played table tennis with a hardly 9yo who told me that he's from eritrea and that his mom is dead.
On the other hand: I was almost attacked in fucking London after an philharmony by some pakistani with knifes. And I'm not exactly the "victim"-looking type with blonde, 2m tall and fullbeard.

Love you both, stop fighting pls mom and dad

based pakis

>GERMans
>Not the world's saddest joke still running
>Pretense of being anything more than a nuke target for bored MoD planners

Learn some history. Both WW1 and 2 were not because we hated each other but because we hated the French. Both times and excuse to fuck them over. Germany and the UK have been sharing the spoils of war for 1000`s of years. FFS go visit a library once in a while.

UK by a landslide.

Germany has better beer, schnitzels and cheaper whores. I have to give it to them based on that.

our mudskins are better than yours

turks>pakis,curries

literally no one can deny that

UK
>most recognisable national anthem
>most spoken 2nd language
>2nd most recognisable flag behind US, who is only recognisable because africans get gibs from them

hmhmmmmm

I am sorry but whos over run with shit skins paki?

>Fucking French: Fucking French.

You are too.

I've been to tiny German villages with populations of a few thousand and seen packs of wild sand niggers since Mama Merkel let 10k live in a town with a population of 4k.

Don't want to be biased, but objectivly the U.K is better.
We conquerd half the world, our colonial efforts changed countries forever (America, Australia, South Africa etc didn't have white bois before).
Our culture 'created' western culture, see point above. Even our language.
Didn't do the holocaust.
All this done by small islands ...

>didn't do the holocaust

You need to sort all this in a list of positives/negatives.

>we're famous so we're better
I kekd.

UK, what a question?

Germany is a shithole which never achieved anything except destruction, UK ran the world.

British people make me ashamed, but I haven't lived anywhere else so maybe It's just people in general

I didn't see you have an empire, Slavio

>Both had powerful empires

Not true, only we did

Nowadays both suck, historia wise germany best.
Fuck anglos gers arent that bad.

>>We both had powerful empires
Actually Hans still has his Eternal Reich of Europe. He's got that one on you.

UK

*cough* WW2 *cough*

Gibraltar is British and so are the Falklands

>Germany has better beer

When will this meme end?

Both are shit but formerly great, Bavaria and some Rural parts of England and Wales are the only good left and they shall die in our lifetimes anyway.

Honestly if Germany wasn't fucking maimed and castrated in two world wars it would have been the greatest country the earth had ever known. That's why we had to stop them, now we're paying the price. Sorry Germany

UK, because it's stil isn't the refugee central.

Germoney is better.

Hitlers little empire had nothing on this

>Both fucked up the French

Hmmmm... no sweety.

how about angelas current empire?

Alright George, how's the holiday going?

Objectively, the UK has been on top until their emo kid became independent. Personally, I have simpathy for Germany.

Daily reminder Calais is British clay and we regularly held parts of France over the last 1000 years

Germoney wins, get over it ahcmed.

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germoney 4 wc, you stole one in 1966

From Italian viewpoint.

Germany. Has nice country and nice homes. Clean and efficient with good cars and good beer. Healthy looking people and nice ( in not talking about shitskins invaderà but real Germans). They are a bit resentful of US which is understandable.
UK and Ireland are all' pretty nice and funny espescially irish. Lots of history and culture. Very laid back and helpfull. ( In again talking about real Brits and irish and not shitskins) and they seem to like US Italians.

If i had to choose from One and i have lived in both countries i prefer UK, because of people, a bit nicer and easy going than Germans.

Except at first your country was basically a colony of french duchies with your kings speaking french and living mostly in France.

We ran it together, frogbro

if calais is brit why dont you take your mudshits stocked here ?

Was it ever going to end well

While I like Anglos and would prefer to live in the UK over many other countries. I have seen both Countries and I think Germany has the better life quality especially where I live which is Bavaria.

>denying Augustiner,Teggernseer, Schwarzbräu and Löwenbräu

I'm so sorry for you.

>"pretense of being anything more than a nuke target"
>being export champion
>biggest automobile industry in terms of quality
>worldleader in robotics for the industry

yea nah

"Wrooong"

I'd also like to remind you that the typical annyoing drunk retard that you're coming across when you're traveling around the world, is often a britbong.

You're both faggots who need to realize their national identities.

>Implying the piss you produce in the UK can even be labeled beer

Sadly the chinese fuckers hold a majority in Kuka now. Its sad that Germany even allowed them to buy it.

Germany. Mainly because Germany has beautiful landcapes while England is fucking depressing as fuck.

Germany, because we tried to fight the jew and free the western world.

You fought for the jew and you deserve this fate.

Being a German and getting a job at Mercedes or Volkswagen looks comfy af desu. UK has barely any industry left and manufacturing is seen as a lowly job. The German system of training up generations is the way to go.

Until you get your shitshin problem under control bong, you're both shit tier 3rd world nigger shit holes

UK

UK, obviously.

In an alternate universe where we let you do your thing, we hopefully wouldn't have stopped at the Jews

>Germany
>Powerful Empire

seriously m8, Aus and Japan snatched all their asian/pacific ones

Anglos were better at gunning down savages in the savannah. Germans were better at taking European empires in fistfights.
There was no Germany until 1870, but when they became a thing they immediately were the most powerful nation in the world.
On the other hand, Anglos arent crazy and dont try to fuck up the world every couple decades.

Everyone who contributed anything of merit to science was Jewish in Germany. The British are the greatest and most consequential empire in history. Learn about it in greater depth and you'll understand this, idiots.

one conquered the world and the other is only good at destroying things and failing, idk man you tell me

Germany has better quallity of life, GDP Per capita, more peaceful,etc.

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>We both had powerful empires
>Both fucked up the French

Lager is literally the colour of piss though, and has less taste and more carbonation than English ale to make up for its deficiencies.

There's a reason lager is sold so cheap by huge multinational breweries whereas english ale can only be bought in expensive bottles.

Britain is better at beer than Germany, end of story.

krauts ain't shit

We only own the port...

it was roma, then Spanish empire.

Shh they don't know yet.

No seriously, of course it's fucking sad. One of the reasons I will go to switzerland, when germany starts to become more and more unimportant in 30years because of things like this

What Empire did Germany have, all I can think of are a few shitty african colonies and a slide deviation in European borders.

Can you even call it an Empire if it was made/destroyed in 1-2 Generations?

Neither, we both fucked up our countries.

German living in the UK here.
That should tell you everything.

>He's drinking Lager instead of a Weizen or a Helles

Germany has less debt, higher GDP, less crime etc so no it doesn't.

>south Africa didn't have white bois before

That's why British has the highest world contribution rate to science, inventions, etc?

Deutschland

Easy to maintain an empire split across the world when you have naval supremacy.
But not so easy to carve out an empire in mainland Europe.

>Germany
>Empire

Lived in both. Both are seriously fucked and are in far worse state than Sweden. Also France and Spain. All once mighty empires are on the verge of civil war, which is a good thing. Europe needs a reset

>German empire = some of poland n a slice of france

>British empire = The sun never sets :)

>GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEEEEEN
>RULE BRITANIA, BRITANIA RULES THE WAVES
>BRITISH GRENADINES

Is there any other nation that has cosier patriotic songs? Surley not

2nd reich germany was objectively the best empire ever created.

Too bad the eternal saupreiß fucked it up.

>"far worse than sweden"
> You're right there. Twenty years ago though.

Wait, Germany is on the verge of a civil war?
Are you retarded? You know that you will be the next refugees in 20years from now, when half of your country will be underwater?

It's funny how you mispelled europe

>Russia Empire
>Austro-Hungarian Empire
>French Empire

Try again mate

Didn't give those ones away though did they

>british empire
>chimp out and declare war on germany because muh biggest empire
>starve to death and saved by your ex colony that once beat your ass which they now own
So much for that """empire"""

We had the better anthem desu senpai.
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We need more British/German unity to stand against our nemesis

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Well we didn't, I suppose you could compare it to the Boer war, but thats childs play in comparison to the holocaust

Yep, it pisses me off seeing kids my age (18-20) act as if the Empire was so terrible...so sad

How would Germany killing Jews be a negative