"Look who came out of their little cave! it's user!"
"Big Cousin user I've missed you!"
"So user, tell us about your internet friend, what was his name again? "Pol"? You used to talk all about him last time we talked, and about that racist Drumpf fella too."
"Big cousin user you didn't support that orange weird haired guy did you?"
*Whole family laughs*
"No, not our user, right, user?"
Who are you niggers and what did you do to my Aryan family
why is that boy not as nigger as the rest?
"Help us user, they trapped us in some sort of black magic spell, please, we need you and Sup Forumss help."
my toilet appears to have leaked a bit, let me clean you lot up
Why would my Italian christian family be full of niggers? Sage.
My real family are awful people and mostly alcoholics so these threads always make me sad.
Now I'm imagining a schizophrenic black Sup Forumsack shouting nigger at his own family and trying to use cult magic from 6,000 years ago to restore the Aryans he lost
It's basically Uncle Ruckus, with a little extra insanity.
*joins along before politely excusing myself to call the cops to get these squatters out of my house*
>Easter Dinner
Do people actually do this?
>Ah damn, I've slipped in the nigger alternate reality again. Gotta get back.
Awesome, black people food > white people food *smacks lips and digs in
>All niggers
Back the fuck up, I'm armed!
Damn, user.
Take care of yourself.
Hi everyone! I'm black too let's all celebrate with this mouthwatering fresh chicken.
Back to the past, Klansmen Jack
"Holy shit niggers stole my house!"
>"Look who came out of their little cave! it's user!"
*scratches his ass and adjusts crotch of his pajama pants.
>"Big Cousin user I've missed you!"
"Yeah. OK."
>"So user, tell us about your internet friend, what was his name again? "Pol"? You used to talk all about him last time we talked, and about that racist Drumpf fella too."
"Not "Drumpf." It was "Obongo" and his parasite healthcare 'plan.'"
>"Big cousin user you didn't support that orange weird haired guy did you?"
"They're all the same."
>*Whole family laughs*
"I don't deserve this family."
>"No, not our user, right, user?"
"Mom's, definitely. Dad's...maybe."
AYAYAY SEÑORA TYRONE AYUDA QUE ME LLEVA EL ICE SISI MUY FRÍO AYAYAY AYUDENME MAYATES AYY
He got BLEACHED.
Yes retard, maybe not in the multicultural (aka no religions except kikes and mudslime) land of the united states of burgers. but in nearly every european country they do
"Im going to murder everyone here slowly and painfully, you have a 5 second head start. I have locked all the doors"
fpbp
They won't say that if you enter the room with an exposed, fully erect cock.