Just realised Sri Lanka looks like Giant Poo made by India

Just realised Sri Lanka looks like Giant Poo made by India

>lankans are the new poo

Based

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nice try pajeet, now go poo in the loo

I already do

Nice try, I think it looks more like a piece of India that decide some distance was a good idea.

Mfw even the best of Sri Lankan women look literally like poo

I laughed. Thank you based pajeet.

Antarctica is the designated shitting street then?

Pic of toilet with timestamp or GTFO

Poo

From the last night sri Lankan thread I realized that srilankans are pretty based stop this bs

Based Sri lanka

>India being a general shithole
Never

Only low caste nigs like yourself care about cricket, you see

This.

Would colonise the two on the left

>a fugly shit-faced sri lankan calling anyone a nigger
Topkek

Also you are our little bitch desu

asiantribune.com/node/86828

srilankaopinion.wordpress.com/2015/09/27/puppet-and-the-puppeteer/

You are a nigger, friend. Worse, even, seeing as even they dont shit all over themselves and then tell themselves they'll be a superpooper 2030
Your deluded opinion piece doesn't change that you're a street shitting subhuman who is also illiterate
Indians are LITERALLY not human

M O N K E Y
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holy shit Sri Lanka BTFO

goodbye leafs v burgers..

HELLO POOS vs POO

Only Sri Lankan I'll slide my dong into.
Sike. She's already been buzy getting ganged.

>t.ranjit

>monkey
Oh the rich irony

>old bag well past her prime

Ah yes, indian taste

Most developed country is southeast asia.

based. Is it worth visiting?

Proving your illiteracy, i see, subhuman
I told you, only low caste nig nogs like yourself care about cricket

Also, look in the mirror
Picrelated is what awaits you

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinhalese_language
How hard would it be for a person to travel and see those uncontacted people there?

Let's say that a have some cash to spend (thanks Merkel for those) and a strong desire to see them. What will it take to do so?

Meanwhile, Sri Lankan taste

>tfw even our uggos look considerably better than your "studs"
Kek

Depends what you're looking for?
Easy, most countries have an e visa option
Easy, just ask your operator/guide about it and have some cash to convince them to do it

However "uncontacted" people dont really exist, the countrys too small for that, they just live tribally

Holy shit this thread is hilarious. Curry niggers who look the same to me are calling each other niggers.
And btw Sri means actually poo in Russian.

Leave Ceylon alone.

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>dot
Thats a tamil
You know we consider them your people right? Theyre the same as you, monkey

Also that man is a 9/10 in india, just needs to stink of curry and shit and be a rapist to be a 10/10

Have Sri Lankas visited them? All I can find are some pictures around their beaches but nothing more.

Jews and Germans look same to me.

this. Make Sri Lanka Ceylon Again!

Also, fuck Virat Kohli

You linked the wrong wikipedia page, i suspect you mean the sentilese andamanese islanders; they are indian
And kill anyone who approaches

Just want to go somewhere unique that would be nice to just spend a couple of weeks exploring. It doesn't seem very "touresty", which is what I like. I'm not looking for a tour guide or anything.

I really like the climate of this town. Average high is no more than the low 70s F and is in the 60s for most of the year. Pleasant weather all year round. If I was rich, I would build my overseas home in it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuwara_Eliya

Thats where sri lankans who cant afford to go abroad go to feel like they're abroad

Based Sri lanka
youtube.com/watch?v=6lWXGkkqlZE
btw 99.99999% sri lankan women do look like poo
and comparing SL to India is like comparing dog-shit to horse shit
Indians and Sri Lankans calling each other subhuman would be funny to me if it wasnt so retarded (we're the same race you know)

>sentilese andamanese islanders
Yes they're the ones I mentioned.
I can buy a carbon armor, their arrows can't do shit against that.

do you go poo, poo in the loo ?
you say that you do, but i don't think it's true

It's like that last bit of poo that keeps clinging on and refuses to latch off of your ass so you have to wipe it with some tissue to get it off.

>t.pradesh with a proxy

Or a tamil
In which case you have to go back

Looks nicer than most of the USA, honestly. What other locations/things to do would you suggest?

Why do South India speak dravidian languages but Sri Lanka an indoeuropean one?

What event are we missing?

Also the Ramayan tells that Ram is helped by the vanaras (monkey people) to reach the isle of Lanka

>Lanka island far away from the Aryan lands
>the aryan hero is helped by monkey looking people
>dravidians look like monkeys

Is the Ramayan a form of historical shitposting/trolling?

Mfw even a small ragtag bunch of militants managed to hunt you monkeys at will for so so long until our govt got bored of it and decided to throw a few guns at your joke of an Army to defend your sorry arses

The bantz are heavy in this thread

There are a lot of ashkenasi jews who could pass for Germans and vice versa.

And this based poo confirms that you are actually are the same tribe

I've yet to see a fairer Sri Lankan than me. They mostly have complexion of tar.

Theres not that much variety outside the usual tourist trail; colombo, kandy, ancient ruins of we wuz at sigiriya/polunnaruwa/anuradhapura, nuwara eliya, beaches, the galle fort, leopards and elephants at a reserve, etc

Why are we having Sri Lanka threads all of the sudden?

I'll keep these in mind when I get enough money to go. Saving this thread, thanks.

Because it's a neat place.

im Sinhalese
sorry fgt
btw the reason that you think tamils/indians were a different race proves just how small your penis is

Wew lad you sure you want to go there?
>reminder poos trained and equipped the ltte
>reminder they did this because they were asshurt the usa got a broadcasting station here
>they thought americans would use this to spy on their communications
>they then intervened using ltte as an excuse
>they thought they could control their dogs
>but the indian army gets btfo by ltte
>the indian army is so badly managed the ltte continues communicating with and receiving help from RAW and healing in TN camps while killing poo soldiers
>rajiv gandhi gets killed
>india pussies out and does nothing, backing off completely
>courts throw out indo lanka agreement
>india says nothing
>refuse to sell weapons to sri lanka
>we get them from pakis and chinks
>clinton, miliband, etc trying to support the ltte but they fail
>india gets asshurt and proceeds to do some autistic screeching
>2017 and this is the situation in the subcontinent

Tell me more about the mighty indian military

some Panjeet suddenly got pissy

They're equally as dark as South Indians, you retard. You're pretty much insulting half of your country.

>t.

You have to go back.

Also your last sentence made no sense
Learn english before you debate on the internet

half srilankan

i mean most are

mfw that same small ragtag bunch of miltants killed your prime minister just for the lulz

lol I doubt your family is as educated as mine. I couldn't care less for what national average is.

Should've killed him earlier.

>my family
>not myself
Bit sad, isnt that?

I mean my father has a masters from the university of london but sure thing m8

And I have PhD in Civil (Geotechnical) Engineering. Why haven't you mentioned about your education level?

A bit sad indeed.

Typical pajeet behavior. This is why your country is shit.

you are all pajeets

Because you said family, and because i'm a student, you see

>phd in engineering
>shitposting on Sup Forums
Right

>posting a dead militant's pic who slaughtered thousands of monkeys over the decades, as a sign of your pyrrhic victory
>wishful thinking in tinfoil hats
>implying that wasn't a well-planned and executed conspiracy by his opponents namely VP Singh and allies
But how did your entire mighty "Army" fare this miserably against this small group for so so many decades until foreign help arrived?

It's sunday. Should have told me you were a kid.

Bait harder.

LIES

I have a PhD in shitposting come at me

HOLY SHIT

BIG POO BTFO BY SMALL POO

Better than yours did, seeing as they were supported by their fellow poos
And "pyyhric victory", really, poojeet? Face the facts, again;
Take a good hard look
One of these countries is a failure
And its not mine

RARE
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Haven't you got fishing to do nigger?

Not fair. Tamils have a few hidden gems at least. Find me one Sinhala hottie (an oxymoron kek)

Based Sri Lanka needs to start coming on more.
Too many Pajeets, we need some Sri Lanka

Are you Tamil by any chance?

Looks like ((anglos)) have successfully divided us subcontinental bretheren even on a Vietnamese cartoon board. Good ole divide and conquer. Wake up people.

>plastic actress
We all know what the average indian looks like, and it aint bollywood
Those are just the few who could afford to get some surgery done

They are the poo in the loo India could never make otherwise
>K E K
>E
>K

>t. Uppity beggar
Seeing as you regularly leech on gibs from various nations including my developing nation, it's indeed a wonder, black monkey user

srilankamirror.com/news/1621-india-s-development-aid-to-sri-lanka-records-a-new-high-of-us-2-6-billion

Ayy yo where the white bois at

Only have your own politicians to blame for that one, trying to garner influence and go to space while 600 million people shit in the streets
And that "aid" probably has a 50% annual iterest rate, knowing the eternal poo

Holy shit, I'm Indian and I can never understand the fixation on pure skin color with you guys. The 2 on the left are pretty fuckable, yet you think they're ugly. And then you have ugly horse-faces like Kareena Kapoor star in all your Bollywood movies. Now I see why my dad immigrated to America.

>muh plastic
Holy Kek. Even the greatest of plastic surgeons couldn't possibly fix your tranny-faced womonkeys

Sri Lankas pretty based, although South India in general would be pretty based if they didn't have to support the overpopulated north with all their tax rupees. However, I will never forgive you for genociding the native Tamils.

You're spex, dude. Sri Lankans look exactly the same as Indians. Nobody believes that all Indians look like Aishwarya Rai and Aamir Khan.

Low caste nig like yourself, but still looks human
Unlike your mother
Pic related

Nice (((facts))) poolanka

I thought Sri Lanka was the nicest, Colombo looks nicer than Islamabad and much more so than New Delhi

You can google them, mountain pajeet
>t.30+% open defecation
Worse than pakistan and bangladesh s m h what excuse fo you even have

>muh skin color
No you retard, they're genuinely ugly. I love me a swarthy belle like this anyday over a meh-af Kareena Kapoor

*do you

hello neighbors

lmfao, I was waiting for a Pakistani to show up. Almost got the whole group here now