>JUST

>tfw can't get a fashy haircut because my ears stick out

How else can I associate myself with the alt-right aesthetic?

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Stop trying to outfit yourself with "alt-right" aesthetic you massive fucking LARPer.

Just wear what you want.

im generally like the idea of tattooing the SS Insignia right on the forehead but maybe thats just me

Go for germanic tribesman aesthetic

>tfw my nose and lips look too big (nigger-tier) if I have too little hair

>tfw I look fat if I have too little hair to balance out the size of my face

>tfw my ears stick out I have too little hair on the sides

nice tits

Don't insult the based manlet, cuck.

But that's what he wants to wear, you retard.

I wish I could rock this haircut. But it's not in the cards for me.

I know that feel.

I tried to get a fashy haircut on several occasions, but, instead of looking like Nathan Damigo or Richard Spencer, I just ended up looking like a cockheaded cuck or a mushroom.

I should probably just get plastic surgery like David Duke and have my ears fixed.

get a hitler tattoo

>How else can I associate myself with the alt-right aesthetic?

(((They))) didn't give you a yarmulke at orientation? Demand an extra $0.03 per post until you can save up enuff for one.
I recommend shopping in the yarmulke district in Las Vegas.

>How else can I associate myself with the alt-right aesthetic?

you could buy a giant black dildo and shove it up youre faggot ass?

>youre faggot ass

Kek'd and chek'd

Examples of said aesthetic?

leftist faggots always thinking faggoty thoughts

Milo and Jack Donovan are not the alt-right, in case that was your implication.

>not infiltrating the left with long, wavy hair
faggot

>femiboy lover

GTFO

>caring what other people think
Noone cares except you that your ears stick out, grow a fucking backbone jesus christ

>Tfw weak jaw and chin so need a beard

Wish I had a nice enough face to rock the clean look

Be man enough to deal with your flaws. You're not a woman. Being sad in the mirror is their great battle.
I don't think I could wear one because my hair is rather curly when it grows too long. Maybe tho

this is the kind of hair all faggots here are getting.
when is this shit trend going to die?

This. I seriously have a birthmark that covers more than 1/4th of my face, do you think I care OP?

You want to look like a faggot in a sweater with bitch tits? This place is more beta than i thought

Wtf

fuck you

i expected more from you

I really like that "fashy haircuts" is a thing entering the public mind. Instead of fat inbreds with swastikas they're beginning to associate us with good grooming and physical fitness. Fucking swole left has a ways to go. They may lift but smell like a heroin squat house and look like crunchy snowflakes

You are fat arent you?

I have mixed feelings about this look desu

you can do one without it being fully shaved just a lot shorter

What will thier term be to replace skinhead?

fashy-hitler-youth-haircut-heads?

That sounds pretty bad ass. Does it get you laid

What is the deal with E?

Don't do that, especially in Germany. If you really want one, put it on your chest where no one will see it.

He's a leftist faggot. You can tell because of the absurd idea he wishes we would do

Is that from one of the Death Wish sequels? They might be worth watching after all.

Like this guy but with modern clothes.

I'm sure the left will come up with a funny word for it honestly. They spend all day thinking about faggot shit, so they should be able to come up with a bitchy bantz for our style and haircuts.
I love the idea of such a seemingly innocuous thing as hair being a trigger for these pozzed college kids

Maybe with a purse, cardigan, and man titties.

That's a popular look with leftist nu-males now though. All it needs are hipster glasses and a man bun.

A leather cap

Pepe tattoo and New Balances bro

fashies

I'm aware you fucking nigger.
I meant why is it in a picture of hairstyles? Is dude bald?

Alt-right has the best fashion sense, prove me wrong

Cringey irl autism. Even wearing a Pepe pin will get you sucker punched by a barrista. Do you think we can handle a bunch of coffee shop revolutionaries?

If you weren't a dumb cultureless, monolingual American with no knowledge of history whatsoever, you'd realize by reading the legend that each hairstyle is taken from various famous mummies.

The leather cap guy is the Tollund Man.

AntiFa>AR

why are you obsessed with asses and cocks? jesus christ you people are sick

a pepe tattoo will get you some respects tho. Barristas love tattoos, so much personality bro.

... and he had trimmed hair.

so dont add hipster glasses and man bun, retard. don't overgroom your hair (face, head, and body) and wear clothes that fit your muscular frame.

Literal edge lords who are too much of a pussy to even show their faces.

I have ears that stick our as well senpai

A healthy 'stache conveys an ambiguously rightwing nature.

post gay pic

aesthetic means little. values and confidence is everything. Confidence, if not looking like a total lard ass, will get you many women

>tfw albino
And no, I'm not a nig nog albino. Both are my parents are Caucasian. Fathers German, mother is Swedish.
>white hair
>white skin
>white eyes
>makes me look rather delicate and feminine
>can't shave my head because it makes me look alien
>long hair makes me look more feminine, like some fuccboi
Consider yourself lucky, OP. I get disgusting faggots hitting on me at every chance.

be glad you don't have gay hipster russian hair style. thank your douche bag ears for that.

The undercut was in fashion until late last year. Now it's all about the "bangs in your face" look.

Lol we can use you as bait and kill every fucking faggot we see

The difference is that they're scrawny and lack testosterone. You're not a manlet, are you user?

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Whiteshirts

not here to talk about how OP cuts his hair but rather the Antifa cunt who got BTFO'd

she still has her FB profile active and you can see all her friends. would be a shame if some sock accounts started posting her porn vids to her friends. Please dont do it.

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Please don't send her porn vids to her friends on FB please don't do it, its not nice.

Okay, I'm not going to do it. It wouldn't be nice if they saw that.

I can't pull that hair off either. I'm growing mine out and will slick it back and only get good haircuts that require scissors only.
pic related.

>Current events
>Politics

This thread barely connects to those subjects. Get out.

that haircut only looks good on digitsman

Have you tried rocking a pocket square with your suit, you unemployed bum?

I rock the Regency cut

Not even the worst of it. Dad sent me to an all boys boarding school despite knowing what might happen there. I can remember the fucking conversation he had with my mother still;
>Maybe we should have his head
>No, you can't do that, he'll be bullied
>It's better than the alternative
>Maybe we should just send him to a self defense class before he goes away

*if I have too little hair

indeed

>tfw shit hairline

It's literally going out of fashion because of people like spencer

>tfw massive jug ears
>tfw still got a Hitler Youth cut

You just have to go with it, OP. A total skinhead would make me look like a retard. Having a small skull and pencil neck doesn't help either

Sorry to hear mate. Please tell me you didn't have to grow up in Melbourne as well?

tfw have dreadlocks but be libertarian/alt-right

Lift, practice the occult, make money

Nah. I went to Scots College in Sydney. All boys. Fucking faggots everywhere and their sexual frustration.

Well you came out of it alive in the end so that's a plus.

Also, does anyone have the following dilemma:

>be me

>dark brown hair with blond-ish-looking tone when light hits it

>but if I cut my hair, I'll have to slick it back with gel to prevent the shorter hairs from standing up

>wet hair looks black, like the hair of a fucking nigger

So I pretty much have to choose between proper grooming (and look like I have black, non-Aryan mongrel hair) or messy hair that looks light brown.

Shaved head or long beard.long hair Viking look.

I can relate a little (I have huge birthmark in my face), but noone has ever dared to put their hands on me

on*

Tattoo on your forehead "I'M ALT RIGHT". I'm sure you'll get a great job, and a good seat in church.

Cringe

...

Please don't sport that haircut if you are under 1.85m

Just don't cut the side hair as short. 90% of men under 30 here have a variation of that haircut

>alt right is unironically attempting to claim the single most mainstream male haircut of this decade, one that pretty much every single male aged 15-30 either has or had in past year or two, as their own
jesus christ how autistic are you

just dont slick the hair back then
you can still get undercut even with shit hairline

I mean even genuine HY did not do this gay ass faggy slickback thing

It's literally just an old standard haircut that looks sharp. It's as standard as a "Caesar" cut.

Exactly my point.
It's not some sort of alt right fashion statement.
I honestly can't think of a time when undercut would be entirely out of fashion.

It's the same thing as claiming milk as a symbol of white supremacy, or making Hilary Clinton devote an entire campaign speech about a "racist" cartoon frog.

They are egging the left on for a reaction... (also, it is literally the go-to cut for Germans during the Third Reich, so it does have symbolism)

that's a MAN

larpers, man. you make me sick.