JUST GOT A CALL FROM THE ARMY THEY REQUESTED ME TO GET READY AND BE AT THE NEAREST MILITARY BASE IN 1 HOUR. THE LAST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED WAS IN 1974 WHEN ROACHES INVADED CYPRUS.
It was my honor shitposting with you anons. I will draw a sad pepe on my weapon so you can recognise me in the future.
-A random user from Sup Forums who helped spread alt-right and trump memes with you.
>a toilet is clogged and nobody else is around Good luck either way user
Hunter Bell
kill the roaches
Andrew Reed
that means you're at least a 65 year old soldier?
Adam Lee
Post pic.
Im in the Airforce and i haven't got anything on the turkey referendum, despite my unit has fighters in roachland
Jack Howard
We're going to miss you, you fucking faggot
Carson Parker
F
Logan Clark
F
Ryan Cook
northen cyprus is on the offensive
Oliver Scott
>walking through battlefield of Greek / Turk war >notice something green on the bloodied soil >looks like a frog >pick it up >broken gun with a rough picture of a smiling frog
Cooper Adams
I think you are shilling for Belize and San Grenadino brokers.
Aiden Sanders
>Be Cyprian commander >No new young male boipussi to fuck >pick up reservist list >Hmmm, user looks good >tell wife I must go on training mission >grab stick of butter for lube >head out to meet him in one hour
Samuel Reyes
I hope you don't look silly and it just turns out to be a retarded Company powerpoint or some gay shit like that.
Camden Thompson
remove kebab
Dylan Sanders
>found debt and kebab >teh ende
Jace Richardson
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Grayson Fisher
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Landon Murphy
Stay safe, debt roach bro!
Nicholas Campbell
help your brother, αδερφέ
Anthony Collins
Please OP! Conquer the entire Cyprus Island please!!
Please OP! Kill the Turds for US! Annihilate the Turdish North
Andrew White
...it's going to be yes, isn't it? rip
Owen Cooper
another rare to my collection
David Jones
Proof or fuck off
Ryan Anderson
Good luck, bud.
Reminder that no matter who goes to war with who, we're all still brother on Sup Forums.
Alexander Campbell
>THEY REQUESTED ME TO GET READY AND BE AT THE NEAREST MILITARY BASE IN 1 HOUR. THE LAST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED WAS IN 1974 WHEN ROACHES INVADED CYPRUS.
Reminder that Cyprians were the Jews of the Mediterranean. Look at Amarna Letter EA 35.
>Be vassal state of Egypt >Short them on copper >Tell them plague killed every copper miners in Cyprus >Then tell them to send you silver if they want more copper >Then say to give back a dead Cyprian in Egypt or they won't release the Egyptian messenger they held prisoner for three years >Then ask for silver again >Tell them they need to pay for their fucking lumber now >Wish him well and send the message
Reminder Cyprians only survived the downfall of the Mediterranean societies because they hosted the pirates that raided many of their cities.
Jaxson Campbell
Digits confirm.
Gl user. May kek bless your path.
Andrew Brown
F also Rare
Leo Wright
>Cyprians.
Kek stay educated burger
Nicholas Watson
false alarm? again?
Alexander Cox
It will be an honor to serve with you my fellow kekistanis Praise kek and may pepe give us the strength to fight off the normies and cucks
Logan Miller
good luck my friend, kill as many roaches under your foot as possible
Jacob Perez
its not rare
Bentley Perry
We're all especially going to miss you, Ascerbic-user. RIP in peace, you faggoty assed cock sucker.
Charles Sanchez
Fuck, are you guys gonna attack Latvia?
I hate when Latvia gets invaded.
Levi Ortiz
kek
Gavin Garcia
Bwahagagagagagagagagagaaahhahhahahaha
Sebastian Rodriguez
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Ethan Stewart
Jesus Christmas who is that girl olr SOURCE NOW
David Kelly
>Get a call from the army >"Be at the base in an hour for routine exercise." >Go on Sup Forums and waste time god speed
Chase Peterson
Military. Had nothing here.
Logan Anderson
Kek is a chaos God, war is surly is ultimate blessing. Bring chaos upon your enemies friend. We'll be posting me memes in your honor.
Bentley Russell
Breh, why?
Jason Robinson
Too bad you're LARPing. I wish you guys would commence the day of the spray.
Zachary Reyes
why is there an American flag at the top and bottom?
Landon Morris
I don't like when Latvians get hurt.
Colton Kelly
where's nk? Also captcha
Aaron Lee
And so many "Norway" flags near the bottom, too. Yet we know that contradictions do not exist in reality. Will this year be the year that the world wakes up to the swelling tide of flag theft? I doubt it; I have no faith in humanity.
Jack Torres
kill yourself commie
Aaron Murphy
breh...
Zachary Nelson
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Jonathan Collins
that chart hasnt been updated in years desu
Isaac Morales
I'm not a Commie, Sven al bin Stockholmistani. I just collect Cold War shit.
I like Latvia.
Ryder Clark
whats the green bridge one near the bottom
Adrian Bailey
But you're from cyprus. How do you even know english?
Carson Taylor
Nothing is beyond our reach
Lincoln Phillips
>marshall islands >"ultra rare" why is there a FUCKING HL COMBINE FLAG in there
Ian Gonzalez
Kek have fun being in a constant war user.
Joseph Wood
godspeed user, may the lord keep you safe
Adrian Hill
Αλήθεια λες η τρολλάρεις του βλάkες?
Colton Anderson
Because of the T*rkish referendum, no? Good luck against the coming T*rkish invasion, cypriotbro!
Tyler Perez
God speed user.
Caleb Edwards
you have to learn English there..its in the curriculum..they are in the EU you know
Robert King
HEJ, NO YOU WILL SEE WHY IT WAS A BAD IDEA TO BANKRUPT CYPRESS .
YOU GO FOR WAR AGAINST THEM FOR WIN BUT THEY GO TO HUNT YOU FOR FOOD
>TRUK KEEP SALT AND PEPPER IN POCKETS >CYPRIOTS DONT HAVE TO GO FIND FOR ANY >OH LUCKYY !! >TRUK UNCEREMONIOUSLY KILLED AND FED TO PLATOON
Jaxson Parker
Θα τρολλαρει, εχω σειρουλες μεσα στα ΕΤΕΘ kαι δεν εχουν αkουσει τιποτα, επισης προσφατα απολυθηkα kαι εγω, οποτε αμα γινοταν τιποτα, σοβαρο, θα μας ειχανε φωναξει σαν εφεδρους.
Καλω Μαλαkιες!
>tl;dr in English: "I think OP's full of shit"
Levi Watson
someone had the HL flag once
William Ramirez
>helped spread alt-right and trump memes I hope you die and everybody forgets about you.
Brody Evans
post dick
Levi Gutierrez
Is the month of April when Kek's power is strongest?
Xavier Gutierrez
international waters
Luis Perry
lol. I suggest you go ahead and shit your pants, then take a picture of it and post it here, user.
Parker Perez
how do they even go about doing this? mod powers?
Charles Reed
Will Turkey get kicked out of NATO if they invade Cyprus?
Christopher Thompson
Well, no longer vacations on Cyprus because fuck the turks
Parker Lewis
Nope. We need the air bases there to be able to drop B61s on Russia via F-16s and LABS when (((they))) decide it's time.
David Ortiz
T. Larperfag.
Michael Foster
παπάρια kαι στην ελλάδα το πολεμιkό ναυτιkό βλέπει survivor
Elijah Ortiz
Cyprus would be a fine island to found the island of KEK where the KEKist won't be persecuted for their religious belief.
the constitution will guarantee fiber for all
Robert Thomas
F
Brandon Edwards
That all depends on how missile boats are regarded in modern warfare moving forward. Turkey's membership is all about Bosporus/The Dardanelle.
Brayden Mitchell
HOLY SHIT THEY JUST BLEW UP A SHIP FULL OF MIGRANTS
Sebastian Morris
Hacking Sup Forums...it was on int though
Hudson Hughes
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Brody Stewart
God bless you kypreo mou If it is a war, I will come to my motherland and sign up myself
Isaiah Hall
Its not Latvian, its Pidoruska non-citizen suckling allowance.
Jackson Jones
Then stop supporting them, senpai :3
Ayden Rivera
Rightful clay of Russia?
Ian Cooper
I only support Cyprus and Greece user, what are you talking about?
Aaron Adams
>FAMFAMFAM wat
Lucas Gonzalez
Its just our military overreacting over the referendum. They're getting prepared in case of any disturbances on the occupied side. This guy was probably on leave. If they don't start calling in people who have already completed their service then it's probably nothing. I have no sources though, just logic, so I could be wrong.
David Garcia
No hate towards you, user but US of A definitely support roaches :/