STEM NEETs

Ya wow, you're in University or college. You're so fucking useful right now.
Not working
Not paying taxes
Getting into debt

ya wow, you show up to some classes and pretend you're paying attention, while lurking Sup Forums on your laptop/tablet/phone

Totally learning.
Then you'll go to your dorm room or parents house, eat, play vidya, touch yourself and not much else.
Wow..............

Then you'll graduate (if you can) and have no job cause there are none.

You're not doing shit with your life /poltard STEM NEET

u mad?

Nope. Are (you)?

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>Then you'll graduate (if you can) and have no job cause there are none.
what did he mean by this?

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>ya wow, you show up to some classes and pretend you're paying attention
>pretend you're paying attention

I don't even do that

I'm only passing because I'm intelligent and can learn and retain information easily, I do all my learning at home.


I'm in the Army too which is way more fun anyway

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>STEM NEETs
I'm an Aspie (Autistic with High IQ), Engineering Sophomore College Student, with a 2D waifu and proud of it.

Thanks for the bumps webm guy

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LOL "autistic with high iq"
AUTISM IS MY BADGE OF HONOR!!!
I'M AUTISM GUYS!!! FEEL SORRY FOR ME!!

I Hate you "autism" faggots so much.
Austism wasn't a word for kids and teenagers 20 years ago. i was one. No one was "autistic". No one had "autism". No one called themselves "autistic". No one acted "autistic"
No one used the word cause it literally did not fucking exist to us.

UHhhh I have a job out of college in my degree field with 55k starting salary + benefits, so... idk what you mean

Literally the only people who don't have jobs are humanities + engineers who believed they could get 90k a year starting in cyclical markets.

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Uhhhhhh no one cares about (you)
(You) are 1 person. Who fucking cares. (You) are not the standard for anything.

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did you steal that from when i posted that yesterday? fag

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I honestly wouldn't know how to eat this. Knife and fork? Spoon?

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I realized it was a waste of time and money half way through my first semester.
Now im 23 and making $36/hr and glad I did.

Canada is just mad because your job market a shit.

that's me

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Swedish documentary? Except those guys are white..

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*glad i dropped out immediately instead of wasting 4 years gaining no real experience and being in a liberal Marxist hell hole

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well done user, what do you do?

we ja/ck/ nao

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but I graduated and college was like 140€

>tfw forced to go into Surgical Technology so I can get a job as soon as possible to support my sick mom

anyone else /medical/ here?

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The hell am i looking at? Is that some kind of meme where you throw together foods and drown it all in sauce and ketchup and crap to gross out Euros? How could anyone east that?

package delivery

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Seeing as when I clicked into this thread, two threads down there was a discussion about flat earth, I would much rather have many more STEM NEETs than fewer.

It's funny how when Ramsay goes to a UK restaraunt and says it's awful, the chef goes "right, I'm daft, how can we fix it?"

But all the US restaurants he goes to, the chef is like "no, what do you know, this is the best in the world!"

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just looking at it hurts my heart condition.

Dude there are TONS of jobs in stem going especially in computing and engineering. At least thats the case over here in Scotland, worker shortage in these areas combined with an ageing populace of oil and gas engineers.

goddamn, americans are so nasty....

4th year Electrical Engineer here and I already have an internship lined up.
Feels good user

highly underrated

Be me. Work 14 hour days right out of high school.

Make bank.

Buy home young.

Pay off quickly since i have strong work ethic.

Have no trobule finding jobs as i need since i have actual experience.

Not college meme degree backed by student loan debt.

Leverage paid off home to buy second.

Rent out second.

>mfw when im 35 years old. Making 70k a year working part time. On path to retire completely by 50.

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I got a B.S. Comp Sci, and now I'm in flight school in the Navy. Get my flight suit this Friday as long as I don't fail my next two tests.

Decent pay for a young single guy. I live in a condo on the beach, and work on my tan while studying.

I've always wanted to be a pilot, I just found a way to do it without going into debt.

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>ya wow

tfw internship sophmore year, junior, and senior year all different companies. Job within 2 weeks of graduation.

The fucks wrong with you?

>Getting into debt
>Not working
Am working and studying and paying for myself while not being debt...

That face when my college cuck freinds shoulder deep in debt living at parents with useless degree that cant find them jobs.

Working at starbucks for less then minimum wage after taking into account student loan payments.

wow, some great career prospects right there

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>job post grad
I had a job lined up by my 5th semester

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>and have no job cause there are none.
?????

So you say students don't work and blame them for studying. Then you say there is no work?

What's the whole point of being mad at them then?

>2 heaping tablespoons

>NEET: not in education, employment, or training
>STEM is education
>working at subway
>paying taxes on my income
>plan to pay off debt

sounds to me like someone is a bit unhappy with their shit job and below 90 nigger tier IQ

I took a vacation, but good for you my man

damn, I want some of that for my tea

(you)

I'll come by McDonalds and offer my condolences.

>NEET
>not employed, in education, or training
>going to university
>not education

I'm actually an employed, tax paying stem student, so I don't really fit that description. But man, are you retarded.

eat it with your fucking hands you animal

What the fuck is this abomination? Please don't tell me anyone had to eat that.

What the hell is this guy even making

>canned foods
>sweets, pecans and...CHEESE?
>awhole fucking block of butter
>at the end looks like a vomit cake
what the fuck is that?

thats cream cheese not butter
but yea it looks like a down syndromes first attempt at Home Ec.

>mfw I read made up stories by leafs.

Explained it in the OP
Do nothing but sit in a class, pretending to listen, then go play vidya or play with your junk.

Not a hard day. At all. You literally sat around, doing nothing

>works at subway
Tries to imply someone has a shit job and subpar IQ
>works at subway
I want southwest sauce and my 12" toasted subway boy.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU AMERICANS?! WHAT HAS ALL THE POOR FOOD DONE TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS?? I LITERALLY GAGGED A FEW TIMES LOOKING AT THIS SHIT!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OP's gold digging wife left him for a theoretical physicist and he now feels insecure with his low wage and low IQ upon reentering the relationship market.

I know this is a hot troll, but the fact that there's some bitter fucks out there who missed out on college is real sad.

>STEM NEET
NEET means "Not in Employment, Education or Training". If you're in uni or college then you're in education and thus not a NEET

Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad

>tfw served military
>tfw my tuition, books/supplies is free
>what little I get paid for part time work and saved up from service and living stipend
>goes to rent and food and some luxuries
>living comfy as a geology major

Mate your shitposting has killed me

Half of those are from Mexico dumbass

jealousy is a deadly sin

> Sausage
> filled intestines

> also: Merkel and your ongoing cultural enrichment.