So, Considering Portugal are the oldest ally of england and there for britain and the common wealth.
Aside from the mistake of not killing all the natives in brazil when colonizing it.
when spain trys to take gibultar, just remeber portugal britian remember and repays all, portugal will become larger, taking most of spain for its self for its help in the up and coming ww2.5
Portugal is shit, I want out of this cucked country.
Fear not, ww2.5 will uncuck most until ww3 when the cucks are finally eradicated.
>Portugal is shit
t.Socialist humanities teen fag
most autistic post today, you live in a weird fantasy world, go make real friends.
Wow Neopakistan can speak english
>muh alliance
In actual practice the alliance meant very little. I'm not even talking the Brits screwing the Portuguese with the ultimatum, I'm talking about daily life. I can tell you that when my family came here in the early 50s they were pretty much despised by local WASPs for being Catholic wogs. Anglo children used to throw rocks at our elderly on their way to school, only to be beaten on their way home by local Portuguese and Italian kids.
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lel tell more stories
Pretty cool country desu.
Thanks for letting us exist and not speak Spanish, portuguese.
And for making my family come here.
>I want out
Ningu'em te est'a a prender. Vai
mas... ir para onde? 'e que quase todos os paises se estao a tornar em merda.
Por favor venha ao Brasil.
You are mohammed-tier for seceding from Leon. Could have had reunited Iberia, but nooooo, Joao had to fuck things up.
I don't have many. My family's first house in Canada burned down in the first winter because my grandfather got sick of having to wake up every hour to put more coal on the fire and so just put a boatload of coal in the furnace, hoping it would last the night. Nobody got hurt, thankfully.
Another classic is that it was pretty normal for people to drive drunk in those days. My grandad would get pulled over every now and then for being drunk behind the wheel but always got off because he performed a headstand in front of the police, who believed that no drunk person could accomplish such a feat of balance.
españa por ejemplo es muy sólida ahora mismo,
Portugese language is the same as gallician so you wont have any problems
Love those stories.
You don't speak Portuguese right? Would you like that your parents had teach you? Btw they are both Portuguese?
>Aside from the mistake of not killing all the natives in brazil when colonizing it.
Natives are ok, they just keep to their own communities mostly
The mistake was bringing so many niggers from Africa and allowing them to racemix
Another Great thread.
I don't speak Portuguese, no. Only my father is Portuguese. My mother's Cornish.
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Salazar did nothing wrong
Redpill me on Angolanos
Hey ben
Yes celebrate your victory over Iberian nation by dividing the races legs, bravo.
Mhm I see. What mores do you still keep from your grandparents? Like food, certain words, objects in the house even. What do you have and will pass in case of children to them, from Portugal.
lazy af
pay them by the hour they don't do shit
you have to pay them by output
and even then if they think they don't need to show up for work, they won't
other than that, it's pretty much like Brazil.
maybe another difference is corruption. Brazil at least tries to hide their corruption.
Angolan government doesn't do shit because... well, who the fuck cares in the first place?
>Most honored captain Pasha. I have seen the words in your letter, and that of the captain which you have imprisoned through lie and betrayal of your word, signed under your name; which you have done because you are no man, for you have no balls, you are like a lying woman and a fool. How do you intend to pact with me, if you committed betrayal and falsity right before my eyes? For I take you in no account, for you are a traitor like a Jew. When I saw your armada, I feared you could do me harm; but now I am assured, for like a Jew you lie, so did those who took Rhodes and Belgrade, because they were scared of battle; and if at Rhodes were the knights that are in this pen, it would not have been taken. Be assured that here are Portuguese accustomed to killing many moors, and they have as captain António da Silveira, who has a pair of balls stronger than the cannonballs of your basilisks, that there's no reason to fear someone who has no balls, no honor and lies like a Jew. The pen before you has such cattle that already you are scared and arranging a pact to betray; such pact, should I accept it, these knights would throw me at sea, and defend it themselves.
—Captain António da Silveira
en.wikipedia.org
Fuck Islam.
kek this guy again
>PÁRA DE SER NEGRO.
Iberian nation could have conquered all of the moors and repopulate the land with Iberian blood if you weren't an Anglo puppet and fifth column to degenerate Spanish nation.
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t. chicANO
All historical shit aside I really like Portugal. 70% christian, 99.8% European. Not to mention that you're openly racist. I wish I would fluently know Portuguese and move there to contribute on helping you.
we won too
I definitely appreciate Erica Fontes.
I recently read a book about the portuguese conquests of the indies, about Bartolomeu, da Gama, and Albuquerque. What amazingly badass people, willing to take such huge risks in the pursuit of power and wealth. Hardcore motherfuckers.
we aren't really openly racist... Portuguese racism isn't really what people are used to see as racism.
we're not openly racist, we're just not as PC as other european countries and NA.
>pay them by the hour they don't do shit
>and even then if they think they don't need to show up for work, they won't
That what every normal humans being want to do.
>Angolan government doesn't do shit because... well, who the fuck cares in the first place?
As hard as you may think it is, they do work more than every other african government.
pretty dank
Give me an honest answer, why the fuck there is still portuguese coming to live in Brazil, your country is not going very well but we're far worse.
And by the end of the siege we only had 40 men still able to fight out of an initial 600. Pretty impressive stuff.
ANGOLA É PORTUGAL
I'm crying at the race being divided.
Portugal is not even Portuguese.
because you need our skilled workers with college degrees and because you speak our language
Angola regime is based with other Africa regimes.
Angola regime hate the Portuguese govt and liberal press because we persecute their corrupt leaders and generals in judicial way and bring
>muh white oppression
story
At least, they crack down on mosques and shiet.
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Populace.there
Many became orphans pretty much due to Angola civil war that ended in 2002.
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Living there and working
You need a bodyguard or more and pay well.
Don't bring your belongings.
There are also bribes for the police.
Deal with it. And once again Iberians are not a race.
To be honest, all the shit you say would be considered hyper racist in some of the regions I've been on. You're still pretty based. I wish you the best, if the EU collapses you'll be just like Spain with the Second Republic and that is pretty fucking shitty.
It's the other way, stop shitposting. Angolan government is slowly buying Portugal.
This is the typical mentality of the average Portuguse...Wanting to believe that the solution for his life is outside of his country, but then when he is in a foreign country he will do jobs that he refused in first place here in Portugal, and will be very happy to do so...Fucking pathetic little people.
>That what every normal humans being want to do.
I'm not questioning the norm of all human beings.
I'm comparing it to Brazilian reality.
And they don't work more than any other African government, it's just another oil/diamond country.
And I meant how they act towards corruption. The Angolan gov. cares little about being denounced as corrupt because the whole country is guilty of that sin.
I too wish to contribute, iberians must stay strong these days, btw what's the deal with most spaniards not knowing Portuguese, Spanish is easy and I know we sound like retarded slavs to the unknowing, but seriosuly are they just being lazy, disrespectful or what?
Why canacucks are always bitchin around? Such basic people...
because Brazil is a developing country.
there's no "middle class"
you either live a very good life
or a shit poor life
some graduate dudes that would end up having a average to shit life here, live like kings in Brazil.
And you can actually somewhat avoid the bad part of Brazil if you care enough to do so.
THIS!!!
GALICIA BELONGS TO PORTUGAL
He's just not a cuck like you.
AMEN!
Shitty education. Galicians would learn Portuguese in a matter of days. Since I'm Cantabrian, I only know Portuguese from my knowledge in Spanish.
Corruption is pretty common on developing countries, you can say it's normal. You have to ignore it as long as you are building things. It will reduce as life level increase.
And yes, they do work more (as the increase of the pib is an increase of the money they can steal). Since the end of civil war they are building an extensive road network, building industries, and laying down a fucking lot of water conducts. The country is visibly changing, it's not something you can do just selling oil and diamonds (we don't even sell them much). It's just 15 years since the end of the war, give it something like 50 years and it will be the best country of the continent.
like what?
Dream about it nigger.
Eduardo dos Santos already milked everything in Angola. In a couple of years angola will run dry.
And then you will want the whites to go back, and in that moment will be funny laughing at you all starving to death!
Oh yes Galicians are lovely people.
AMEN
How is Portuguese different from Spanish?
HUUURR DUUUR
Well, IIRC, there was this video about Portuguese people being asked on what they think of refugees. There were people saying that they should go back to their countries or how they didn't like them.
In Catalonia, saying that would be fucking serious business since they are a proto-Sweden by now.
>And then you will want the whites to go back
They never left, we are not Zimbabwe.
Never, the Iberian race will be in union for eternity anything against this will be destroyed.
youtube.com
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No, it was subtitled to english I think.
Rare flag.
Angola!
link it here if you can find it
Heya Math Wiz.
Cumps
They did left, after the independence the majority went back because you violent racist monkeys were hunting them. Pff
foda-se, que nojo de homem. é só iluminados, filhos da puta.
Not much, frankly. I know feijoada and cozido but I don't know how to make them myself. The language has been totally lost to me, but I'm planning to take a few courses at night school in September to try to regain it.
None of it matters very much, I don't think, because it seems unlikely that I will marry and have kids. It's quite sad, though. I wish I had more of an inheritance from Portugal than I do.
The alliance will always be important even with its ups and downs, every Brit that comes here recognizes that a regular Portuguese shares more in temperament with the Anglo Saxon world than central Europe.
We begun the greatest adventure with the Exploration age, and I firmly believe that along with the English speaking world we will bring the Fifth Empire to reality.
but he's smarten than you because he doesn't believe everything he sees on facebook. this faggot thinks he's smarter than everyone else.
We are not Mozambique either, try harder.
The so called majority is here good and safe. Don't put all the blame on us, this whole mess started because you acted like fucking mongoloids. This independence bullshit could have been much smoother.
Silly spanner
fuck you guys and your guerrila fucking warfare, enjoy living in a shithole
>é só iluminados
como assim?
I swear to God nothing triggers me harder than seeing these assholes trampling on the private property rights of taxpayers. And that witty smug "joke" in the beginning... Fucking loser.
I'm not complaining, really. I just think that people have a rosy idea of the alliance on Sup Forums and this usually wasn't reflected in reality. It's clear the Portuguese were not viewed as allies in British colonies, at least.
Well, I can't say you are wrong on that one.
What can I say?! What is done is done, we have to try to be better to each others in the present for a better future.
Gente que pensa que sabe tudo, que sabe o que é melhor para tudo e todos. Estou a criticar o tipo que faz as perguntas, que filho de uma grande puta.
>unpasteurized milk is completely and utterly illegal
shit-tier country 0/10
Well, it is what it is my brother.
>this much delusion
Bro, if you are around for long enough you, had realized that everything in Sup Forums is taken with a huge dose of sarcasm and irony.
Soooo, if you take every meme that is posted here seriously, you must have a mental problem, or are being just too naive...
Looks like you're forgetting the couple hundred years of North Africans who bred with most of the Iberian Peninsula for a few hundred years.
True, but I'm not sure the alliance thing is a meme. There seems to be some people who actually have a certain sentimentality for the British. I can't say I share it, personally.
Sooo the internet is part of the state benefits Ahmed?
Portugal is way better then your shit hole
>Complaining about a well done war.
Isn't this happening ? Niggers doesn't care anymore if you're french ou portuguese. It's easier to get a visa for Portugal is you are angolan and vice versa.
Fuck all you british cuckolders. The mistake they did is bring this fucking niggers to here. And, again, you the one who want abolicionism. Fuck Isabel, you doomed us.
Every one had different feelings about different counrties, is just like how it is. You certainnly should suck USA cock or the cock of other counrty so... Is just how it is.
If the ally thing is a meme? Yes for sure.
Does memes have a drop of truth? Yes for sure.
>he will do jobs that he refused in first place here in Portugal, and will be very happy to do so
>while earning over 5x what he would back at home for the same menial job
FTFY
Vai pa puta q te pariu.
Its not a meme, sure its not fucking romantic like my first post but its definitely respected by bothy nations.
When Europe begins to burn like Beirut in the 80s you will see how Portugal will stand amidst this fucking cesspit.
You don't know shit, leaf. 7000-14000 arbs couldn't fuck a nation with millions of habitants.
Stop taking epic Sup Forums memes seriously.
>when spain trys to take gibultar,
Achmed your keyboard is broken.
We are not taking that filthy rock.
The gigantic kike airstrip we have attached west isn't doing well btw.