/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - VINTAGE DON EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #12 4/14/17
youtu.be/5-HAAlJebkY
>Pres Trump meets w/I-85 Bridge First Responders 4/13/17
youtu.be/YLvWLzOiKmM
>Pres Trump/NATO Sec Gen Stoltenberg joint press conf 4/12/17
youtu.be/bzDg7G9c1e8
>Sean Spicer/Kellyanne Conway @ Newseum 4/12/17
youtu.be/wDqAV2R-Yrk
>FM Lavrov/SoS T-Rex joint statement in Moscow 4/12/17
youtu.be/C8GYc5tvDUA
>Pres Trump on Mornings with Maria 4/12/17
youtu.be/8wY3K4pitjE
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Luke AFB AZ 4/11/17
youtu.be/wNHDzTn1mwA
>Attny Gen Sessions @ US-MEX border 4/11/17
youtu.be/uhQT41Z3e0M
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Assoc of Chiefs of Police 4/11/17
youtu.be/d2PANqxRC0o
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AWOO~

AWOO AWOO AWOO

Happy Easter!

Awooooo~

Every day, the incoherence deepens: He’s going to cover “everyone,” but he’s going to push 24 million people off their health insurance.

He’s going to wipe out the debt, but his tax cuts and spending spree will add trillions to it.

He’s never going to intervene in Syria, but he just did.

He’s going to get Mexico to pay for a big, beautiful wall, but he isn’t.

China is a currency manipulator, but it isn’t.

The media is the enemy of the people, but he is on the phone with them every five minutes and can’t stop watching CNN and reading the New York Times.

He’s going to be a tightwad with taxpayers’ money, unlike Obama, but his personal travel expenses are on track to be eight times more than his predecessor’s.

He’s going to work relentlessly for the American people but he spends half his days watching cable news.

We’ve got to be “very, very tough” in foreign affairs, but when he sees dead babies on TV, he immediately calls General Mattis and lobs 59 Tomahawk missiles.

He has a secret plan to defeat ISIS, but pursues Obama’s strategy instead.

He is for the “forgotten men and women” of America, but his tax plan — which is itself changing all the time — benefits the superrich and depends on removing health insurance for the working poor.

He wants to be friends with Russia, but he doesn’t. He’s going to challenge China’s policy on Taiwan, but he isn’t.

He is against crony capitalism, but he is for it.

He’s going to keep the focus on America, but just upped the ante in Yemen and Afghanistan.

He’s a deal-maker, but he cannot make deals even with his own party.

He’s a great manager, but his White House is consumed with in-fighting and he cannot staff his own administration.

He’s a populist who stacks his cabinet with Goldman Sachs alums.

He’s going to pressure China to take on North Korea, but “after listening for ten minutes” to China’s dictator, he changes his mind.

Those high heels are so fabulous

Bread theme?

>Roaches are now ruled by a Sultan
>Constantinople will be reclaimed within our lifetimes
This Easter is pretty great.

LOVE TRUMP AND LOVE RUSSIAN WOMEN!

Help, I don't like niggers but I like chocolate. What do?

so who isn't a spook, then? Surely there must be SOMEbody in that movement who isn't a CIA plant.

Who /happywithchoc/ here

That makes me happy.

This

A happy Easter to all, even to the shills, trolls, and people who legitimately don't like Trump.

Did God ever leave Israel?
Since God never left Israel,
Why wouldn't we want to be allies with Israel?

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Cernovich is legit

Dropped

Those legs...


Is Melania.... Black?!?

no google doodle for easter, seventeen years in a row
when are we gonna start winning the culture war lads

>Happy Seeder day for all the jews!
>then proceeds to skip all those events at the whitehouse
>Happy Easter!
>celebrates it with everyone except Ivanka and witness the easter egg hunt
This makes me happy.

Europe needs to wake up, and fight

youtube.com/watch?v=ujBayV1OeDw&spfreload=5

Kendrick Lamar New album ripping on trump. How will he ever recover?

WE

liberals before election
>lol stupid drumpftards u actually think a wall would change anything at the border its literally impossible for a wall to stop anything
liberals after election
>omg nooooo the wall is going to destroy the environment thousands if not trillions of birds and animals and shit won't be able to migrate because of the wall oh no

oh boy.

Why isn't Trump nuking North Korea? You faggots told me he would nuke North Korea.

Getting really sick of Drumpf's bullshit tbqh famalams

>his woman doesn't wear stockings
SAD

Berkeley was just the beginning. Eventually, the whole nation will fall under anti-fascist control.

WHOSE STREETS? OUR STREETS!

She has stockings on you fucking autist.

>being so butthurt you write a whole album about someone you hate
RENT FREE

This Portugal poster is very intelligent, I have been quietly watching him from the canopy over the past 2 years and have seen his breakdowns of the election, news stories and polls, I am very impressed, he has achieved...The Gorilla Mindset

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He mind nuked them, Trump may have The Gorilla Mindset afterall

The marsupial mentality?

Shills shilling on Easter
Fucking Godless liberals

>His woman desires the look of darker skin.

Don't bother with the DNA test when the baby is born, lol.

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Simian Simulacrum

>The Kangaroo Mindset

youtube.com/watch?v=6uMuxMxFP5Q

Happy easter

Awoovement!

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Ape Aptitude

Saved.

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isn't like they have families to be with

the purpose of stockings is lost to you

>watching him from the canopy
Awoo watches the watcher

A shit.

>no awoo for best girl

If I weren't mobilefagging, I'd post the rest of the set.

>doggk in a tree
Delet

Truly our greatest ally

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Even next to Andre the giant he doesn't look that small

>implying I don't have her wearing red or white stockings
I told her I was gonna DNA test any kids regardless, her response was to go buy a chastity belt and give me the key.

>He's intimately familiar with wearing nylons

Oh man, this gets better and better.

Here ya go

thank you kouhai

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It's time to impregnate her then, user

You don't find a lot of these women these days

Yes, absolutely. You can tell they're all spooks because they self-sabotage the instant their ideas start getting any traction. Look at fucking Spencer tweeting out support for Tulsi "the gun grabbing poo in loo with a crater face" Gabbard to run against Trump in 2020.

oh shit you're alive
everyone was saying you killed yourself a few days back

oh man back when micro was good

>He needs a belt to keep his woman in line

Jesus Christ, that's sad! Go lift man, make yourself more attractive somehow!

>yfw you know the threads will never be as chill as easter ever again

What're you gonna do if I don't delete?

Post marriage definitely, I told her the condoms were gone (birth control screws with her mood so it's on me currently) and if/when she decided she didn't want anymore she could make an appt for me at the vet.

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It was bantz user, besides she likes me the bearmode I am now, lifting more wouldn't do any good.

>Getting a vesectomy

it's like that greentext from /k/ where the user's dad was an ATF agent
they start holding white nationalist meetings to try and draw out militiafags who want to actually attack the government
in the end everyone at the meeting was an undercover agent working for different federal agencies and state police departments

Don't count on it yet.

we'll get the next holiday too

the saturday after maddow's tax return fiasco was probably the most comfy it's been since the election ended

I certainly believe the MAGA supporters of today (both here and in Europe) will be like that within a year or two as things intensify. The left has no idea how far right they're swinging people. Especially those who would otherwise be considered moderates or centrists.

Trump is ultimately just the beginning. We have to think about the future generation after his terms are done (and he's 80).

He was about to, he had the rope ready and everything, then he thought about The Good Book he had heard so much about, he read it, absorbed it and came back stronger than ever, he now has..The Gorilla Mindset

Step aside Easter Bunny, today Chile pays homage to the silverback

I think our first Trumpmas in December will be the most comfy.

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Did he pay for that food?

I don't see it happening outside of having too many we can't feed any more kids, but I'm not letting a piece of rubber come between me and my wife. It'll depend on how serious she was about "outbreeding the muzzies in Dearborn"

make women wholesome again

>mfw been on Sup Forums so long I thought that light mount was a Reichsadler from the thumbnail

You guys are so weird some times.

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If it makes you feel better, you're not the only one...

I have a wife.

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More of those skull balaclava wearing guys were at the clash yesterday. Stole some antifa sign.

what?
is he repeatedly going back and reopening the gif or something?

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Yay.

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berkley cucks lost on their own turf, even with cucked police on their side

what a blowout

TRUMPS A CUTE

He's claiming that viewing less than five seconds of one flashing gif image is still messing with his brain.

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