Is cumming on birds degenerate?

Is cumming on birds degenerate?

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what the fuck?

nah, your good

nah it's redpilled

why would it be?

>Oven

This is not Sup Forums, user. Go away.

I'd like to kill this degenerate

It's not a white bird, so, yes.

tweet tweet skeet skeet mothafucka

You ok bro?

You've been cumming on birds for the past 2 weeks.

Want to talk about it?

Two months without seeing this pic.

sage

Newfag

this always makes me laugh
>OP is not a faggot

Yes, undoubtedly

It's from twitter, I have the original but have been banned for posting it before

fuck off Alberto Barbosa, proxying is prohibited too

It's the ultimate redpill obviously.

You should kill yourself.

Only if a male bird

It's kind of impressive if the bird was capable of moving or flying away.

there is actually a video sadly enough

Post it already you scaredy cat

youtube.com/watch?v=XTO_zNnzSs0

>see bird
>tommy
>chip chip chip

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to four feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

This is the absolute last straw of Sup Forums
We are done here

it will make is coat full n shiny. no. bad

not again

Post it my man

Uh.... yeah man. It's not really normal to want to ejaculate on a bird....

Why would you want to see it, you degenerates

Hurting animals is scum/scouser/southern US level.

quality pasta

>not a swallow.jpg

>15 minutes
>not banned yet

Wtf mods?

I've seen this picture for years and never knew their was a video

Don't forget to sage

there isn't

They are shilling hard now that we won at Berkeley

Literally kill yourself.

It's redpilled as fuck

get a new picture

How the fuck can you cum on a bird

It is unless you manage to shoot it with your superior seed while it's in mid flight

Worthy of death.

> this old pic

by crippling it and cornering it you amateur

Crippling? Wtf?

user wtf is wrong with you?

Patrician tier

yeah otherwise it'll fly away
you need to break the wings

you snap it's wings

A little birdy told me you have a tiny dick.

DON'T TOUHCH ME MUTHER FUKER.

It's from Sup Forums a very long time ago actually.