Since the viking age we have made so many quantum leaps in all direction. I think this can be explained by the viking rules of "Gray Goose". If you compare this document to the laws of today, you will see that it is much more similar to its laws, than say, the laws of the bible. Enlightenment era philosophers were just reposting the great ideas of the vikings. We basically made everything you see around you!
Sweden had so many good inventions, we're gonna miss them when they go totally extinct.
We are superior to the rest of the world, because we stopped inbreeding sooner than the rest of the world. We're probably still 500 years ahead of even Nordernized countries like USA, England and France.
What would the world even be without the leadership of the nordic prime specimen master race? Look at the strawhut Tyrone just built in Africa, there is your answer.
We've even made a seedbank in Iceland. A vault. Because if we're gonna save the human race from extinction, you wanna save the best specimens. The norsemen, silent guardians and architects of modern civilization.
Do you have a norwegian cheese slizer, like a modern human being that walks upright. Or do you cut your cheese with a knife, like a chimp who drags his arms alongside him?
Look at that cheese slizer. Or Ostehovel, as it is called in the patrician tongue of Norwegian. Have you ever seen such a marvelous sophisticated tool for slizing cheese?
Ryan Cooper
Visigoths were Germanic pussies from Sweden who lost to Muslims just like modern Swedes.
Juan Powell
>SCANDINAVIAN SUPERIORITY? Is this a dry party? If so, I'm not interested.
The vikings travelled the silk road and traded with the persians. When the persians beheld their nordic beauty they were strucken by awe, the men went home and got their slaves, sisters, even wives and daughters, brought them before the vikings and begged for their seed.
The vikings gladly obliged. That is why you have tribes in the middle east with blue eyes and blonde hair. Still to this day, we have people with blonde hair and blue eyes in the middle east.
To me it is amazing, that to this day, a bunch of blonde people with blue eyes, are in the middle east, having blonde and blue eyed kids with other people with blue eyes and blonde hair. I mean, how undesirable can people with dark skin, eyes and hair be?
Really makes ya think...
Henry Martin
How many times does a faggot ( literally a trap) need to create same exact thread? Same name and same words?
Go to LGBT or Reddit faggot, you aren't ''superior''.
Charles Sullivan
>montenegro
Jordan Cox
The word ''nordic'' wasn't even invented before 19th century you faggot (literally).It was Norse witch were group of primitive north Germanic tribes who did not know how to built house made of concrete before other Europeans tough them to do so. Fuck you Snow Nigger fuck the middle eastern people too, no matter how they look.
Joseph Gutierrez
>cuckings ok when we do it Almonds=Activated
Daniel Gomez
Yeah, you're right... I hope the Icelenders have a doomsday vault thought...
If it goes to full nuclear war and only norwegians and blondes go into that vault we've pretty much eliminated all problems.
>when youre mad that other people arent rapebabies
Blake Morales
>Iceland
Little inbreeded island next to Greenland that nobody cares about. If not for Bjork, most people would not know you even exist. And the OP is a faggot, literally, he has sexual fantasies about Leonardo DiCaprio.I finish at this.
Xavier Baker
You must remember, to the persians, and still to this day. They barely consider the women more than artificial wombs, baby making machines, slaves of the man.
From their perspective, they were doing nothing wrong. Of course would his wife bear the child of the vikings, the man wanted to raise the vikings son, hoping for a blonde, blue eyed boy.
I bet the persians paid handsomely for the seed of the vikings. Even made sure to witness the act, to ensure that the viking inseminated his sister, wives and daughters.
Who wouldn't prefer a blond viking nordic boy as their son?
Landon Martinez
>>when youre mad that other people arent rapebabies
Sweden is rape capital of the Europe and will stay that way, sorry bro nothing to be mad about,I just don't like ignorance.But I dislike faggots ever more and OP is one.
Levi Harris
Oh hey its you, I remember your garbage threads
keep shitposting brother perhaps one day you'll be relevant
Nolan Howard
One could only hope.
Colton Sanchez
They're not nazi, racist and nazi has no meaning here. Nothing but empty words from the mouths of Quislings.
These guys did nothing wrong!
Isaac Richardson
looks like vigrid all over. if the primary goal is to reduce immigration these buffoons will probably just hurt the cause
apparently they might stand a chance with voters age 102 and up in the lillehammer region though. pic related
Cameron Kelly
Why bother? Most "Norwegians" and "Swedes" here are ex-yugo, kurdish, arabic or mongrel subhumans. Swedes and Norwegians already have a web base working for their interests and quest for homogenous Northern Germanic society
Jace Myers
HAIL
Wyatt Reyes
These people ARE THE PEOPLE!
No more Muhammads! No more Kebab!
We want Erik! And freshly made bread with melting butter and braunost!!
Tyler Phillips
>tfw great-grandparents left the fatherland for this mongrelized shithole
Look at that sword. Not as clumsy as a semi-trailer!
A more civilized weapon, for a more civilized time.
Liam Young
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Asher Stewart
I do not want to associate with cucks.
Landon Williams
>lego blocks >larper clothes >some guy at a concert Come on. I'm not even a Nord and I could do better than this.
Benjamin Jenkins
>When autismo gets out of cage: the post
Aiden Gray
Greenland is the only good Scandinavian nation
Jaxson Cruz
Southern scandinavia (denmark, ostlandelt, and from scania to uppsala) was all quite developed and had a normal germanic kingdom (if a bit snowy) in the early middle ages. Germany and Denmark were always similar in development and denmark was sometimes ahead of them with their control of baltic trade. Could you inform me in some Montenegrin and Balkan history?
Liam Phillips
What's the best Scandinavian country to live in? I'm thinking about moving to a Nordic country after I graduate college.
Oliver Bennett
t. Jamal the subhuman No one wants non-Nords in Scandinavia. Fuck off
Aiden Wood
Id say Denmark but theyve got crazy taxes. Norways pretty free in the sense that theyve out of the eu.
I am Nordic tho, about 50% Norwegian and 50% German
Camden James
All Nordics have crazy taxes
Jeremiah Phillips
I mean in contrast to other nordics Dansk has some of the highest
Nathaniel Moore
The Swedish language is easiest to learn and pronounce for English talking people. There's no bigger difference between the countries.
Michael Bell
I have 50% income taxrate.... Wheres the contrast?
Oliver Nelson
You are an American. A filthy immigrant scum that has nothing to do with Nordic nations and it's people. After all, given the public of "Nords" on Sup Forums, enjoy the company of subhumans to be repatriated
Leo Murphy
don't listen to this faggot
Daniel Morales
>Former Sweden >Crying internally
Evan Robinson
Norwegian have thousands of dialects that makes understanding people from outside Oslo very hard, so i would go with Sweden as their language is easier to learn and the dialects stays consistent and understandable if you're a foreigner.
William Evans
Thoughts on the royal families?
Dominic Diaz
If you have blonde hair and blue eyes Norway is pretty good. But you must be hot, otherwise you won't get laid.
The best norwegians get in gangs and party together. The gang is usually all blond, we prefer not to mix with brown eyes dark skinned people. They ruin our race.
If you're like pakki, then you would fit right in at Rinkeby, little somalia, in Sweden.
Camden White
>Faroe Islands pls, they aren't nordic, they are scottish
Hudson Lee
I loved visiting your island, very interesting place. I didn't see many niggers there though. I'm pic related, and I got some looks here and there. Were the looks I got of hate, or just "hey look, a nigger. You never see many of those here"?
Benjamin Garcia
Would I pass in a Nordic country?
Nicholas Rogers
>when the americans start talking about freedumbs
Nathan Perez
I think so. Come to think of it, somalians can as well. fuck
Jaxon Robinson
I'd let you hang with us. We're a pretty cool gang.
Robert Cox
We can spot impure alien subhumans by our natural instinct. Fuck off and die nigger
Aaron Adams
>Norwegian have thousands of dialects that makes understanding people from outside Oslo very hard
actually, substitute Oslo with anywhere within this red line
Hunter Clark
You were so close, man. So close. The Nords are truly the peak -- but you're destroying yourselves as we speak. Tell Jamal I said hello.
Isaiah Jones
>nordcucks >architects of civilization hahaha
Asher Hill
K-pop Johan Glans? Is that you
Dominic Johnson
You are no better than us, slav.
Michael Green
Yeah, let them try to understand people from around Mjosa. Surely that will be no problem.
Twenty in Norwegina is said tjue, unless you're from around Mjosa, then it is Tjoughou, and a thousand other words are completely different.
Everybody = Alle = Ædloh
Dude, they have no chance. NONE!
Jordan Smith
You missed a word there
Brody Gomez
Irrelevant shitholes only got some power either via viking rape or Sweden for like 30 years or something, destined to be puppets to those around them
Carson Allen
Well if you have dark skin you're bound to get some looks. Immigrants are mostly despised here, we have some small but insanely toxic communities of poles, thai and mudslimes. But the tourist boom here is so massive that I highly doubt the looks are of hate.
Speaking of which I recall the first time I saw a black guy here, told everyone I knew it was a pretty unbelievable sight here.
Xavier Lewis
You can tell him yourself
Nathaniel Hughes
(((modern)))
Landon Davis
I don't want to be associated with bunch of cucks.
Ian Hall
ok fair point. i could've narrowed the circle a bit more
Brody Sullivan
I don't know whats so "peak" about flooding your country with shitskins who rape/kill and drive over little deaf girls with trucks. Or with the retarded way over the top feminism. If thats the peak of civilization then the world is doomed 100%
Asher Gonzalez
>tfw I cut my cheese with a knife
Truly, you are closer to the gods.
Sebastian Brooks
Remember when we btfo sweden empire and freed finnbros from you, superior nation?
Julian Martin
but muh blonde blue-eyed children!!!
Luke Rodriguez
Me neither
Adrian Nelson
LET ME IN I PROMISE ILL LEARN ICELANDIC.
James Gutierrez
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Aiden Anderson
fuck that was a trainwreck of a post
If you have dark skin you're bound to get looks, although tourists are so common here now that the looks aren't exactly of hate.
Immigrants are despised by most though so if you're a ghetto looking motherfucker then there were probably some hateful looks there.
Bentley Barnes
Nords are worthless Kikes, Anglos, meds, Persians and some chinks are the only "humans" Everyone else is a nigger, reliant on others' ideas
Christopher Diaz
Nice story faggot
Blake Foster
Oh yeah?
What do you think is more likely? That a bunch of sexual deviants from Greece and Rome came up with the recipe for a good society, while licking boipussy and pederasting their way through life so hard that their dicks were about to fall off.
Or that based nords, who had laws, that resemble the laws of today much more closely, who had way more equality than any other country at the time, who stopped inbreeding and were smart enough to survive the harshest winters. That these people founded the very foundation of what would become the Nordernized world.
EVERY COUNTRY THAT IS A GOOD COUNTRY IS A NORDERNIZED COUNTRY
John Morris
>mfw people outside scandinavia doesn't use osthyvel
Bentley Miller
The former, idiot
Blake Garcia
pic related is best cheese slicer
Chase Peterson
Snow nigger.
Sebastian Lopez
>using some fancy shit instead of just slicing cheese with usual knife So, what's the point?
Ryder Mitchell
>Finds from a vǫlva's grave in Köpingsvik, Öland. There is an 82 cm long wand of iron with bronze details and a unique model of a house on the top. There is also a pitcher from Persia or Central Asia, and a West European bronze bowl.
What are some good websights to learn a foreign language, I remember there's one you can get a free language but the name escapes me
Gabriel Garcia
I have yet to see a single immigrant learn Icelandic
Juan Perez
duolingo
i recommend that you start with english
David Harris
It looks interesting, I like -pic related- becuse you get that perfect thickness, and can flip it on to your knäckebröd, or in your case i guess smorrebrod
Gabriel Ward
I might not agree that I supported their boyfucking, but greeks and romans influenced the West way more than filth-ridden ebin vikings did. Not saying the nordics achieved nothing, but without the boyfuckers you would have achieved nothing, infact, only after you got greco-roman and christian influences you started to flourish.
Brandon Brown
Dude, the viking one is made of lafted wood. The other one is made of shit and dirt.
If know wich hut I wanna sleep in when it starts raining.
Connor Scott
Neger detected
Bentley Ward
Nah I didn't dress like a ghetto nigger. I don't even look like one, I just have some tanned skin, dark brown jew-curls on my head. Other than that I have white facial features, I do have a really red beard though. You're language is hard as fuck though, had a chick try to teach me some basic phrases when I was at a bar. Pronouncing some words was hard and the grammar is weird.
Grayson Rivera
nope. There was dark ages. after we had nice longhouses and sweatshops.
Nathaniel Rivera
If fought for their subjects maybe. If they at least tried to stay aristocratic and not making some fucking low class bum become the queen consort maybe. But they didn't, and they did. So maybe no.
Cooper Gray
rare
Luis King
Their language is retarded, it's basically failed Danish. Iceland is a country of Irish serfs who think they're vikings, and fail hard at speaking Danish.
Nolan Powell
The Norwegian brown cheese is so powerfully rich in flavour, that cutting a piece of it would knock out any other taste in your food!
Just a thin slize laid on a waffle is enough to soak your entire tongue is the salty caramel taste of the king of all cheeses!
A cut of this very cheese would drown out all other tastes!
