>be american
>get shot
Be american
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You've confused us with niggers.
>be OP
>be a massive faggot
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kek watch out to your travel outside americunt
>be Australian
>lose war against birds
got em
>be wanker
>bin knife
>be Australian
>get killed by a platypus
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maybe learn how to speak english before you post here leafless canadian
thats england dumbass
>be american
>get shot
>call the ambulance
>ambulance arrives and paramedics put you in the back
>get you to sign insurance forms on the way to the hospital
>can't remember your documentation
>pull out your iPhonetm and show your Apple Insurance IDtm
>card declined by reader
>paramedics throw you out the back of the ambulance because they can't bill you
>get shot again
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1. Could be a photo of me. I married a chinese girl
2. Only 70 years ago I could marry a 12 year old. And we think Islam is millions of years behind. Islam is backwards, but only 70 years backwards
>be british
>pray to mecca
>be bringing
>Walking to the pub for a pint
>Gets stabbed on the way to the pub
>On the ground bleeding with knife still in me
>Copper sees I have a knife
>Coppers beat me nearly to death
>TFW I still have it better than the amerifats
I'm shocked your even allowed to use the internet Mohammed, be careful what you say you might get arrested for thought crime
At least you have a chance when you're going up against a knife.
>your
What are your odds against a van with a Muslim behind the wheel, Nigel?
THE RIGHT TO SHART IN THE MART SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!
>acting like they wont treat you so that they can collect the debt from your family
You live in a zoo where you can only feel safe if you have a loaded weapon on you at all times. I hope you enjoy living in what is essentially an Africa tier country. You aren't first world. You're a shithole.