IRL RISK THREAD

you can only play as your country (flag)

which country on this board will win?

take france

attack Paraguay (again)

We annex Canada

the only winner is Cocos (Keeling) Islands

good roll

Take British Isles

Spain

Attack Uruguay

Make Cocaine Great Again

take france

Mongolia attacks china

Invade United States

thank you Kek for this victory

attack Venezuela, liberate the poor fools from the commies and annex them into the second brazilian empire

Take back Alaska

Ha ha ha
Nuke Mexico and Texas

Destroy Brazil

Nuke Washington D.C. and retake all the south USA to Mexico

Invade Ukraine and take back Lwów

Romania attach Ukraine
Moldova attack Ukraine
Andorra attack Monaco
Chad attack Lybia

Attack Bolivia

reroll

Reroll
Kek please help the greatest country in the world

Attack USA

hey guy, Mongolia attacks china..i put it in

America attacks Mongolia

NUKE WASHINGTON AND INVADE U.S. ATTACK CENTRAL AMERICA

attack germany

nuke germany

Switzerland attacks northern italy

Attack austria

THANK YOU FOR THE BLESS KEK. PRAISE HIM. ATTACK COLOMBIA

fucking kek

another attack on germany

This.

nuke mexico for being a cuck

Attack Japan

Attack Cuba

Take the United Kingdom and starve them all to death

germany

America attacks sri lanka

Sorry you were nuked and destroyed first

could you explain the game please, fellow compatriota?

Guys, I think you can only attack neighbors.

Attack Germany

Genocide Burgers

Take england.

Glass the narco state of mexico

reroll

OK nuke UK then

Belgium

NUKE BRAZIL TO ASHES

Well, we can go by sea to Japan pretty easily

Attack Russia

Take Britain

Just England, or the entire UK?

Anyway, time to take over Germany

SLaughter the spics reeeeeEEEeeeE

NUKE THE WHOLE WORLD AND NOW

Annex Austria

Take italy

bomb Germany

nuke everyone

GERMANY to ashes

GIVE LWÓW BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

reroll

need more dutchies in here

take Germany

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NUKE THE WORLD

reroll

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roll

Nuke Niggertina

PURGE MEXICANS, RAPE THEIR WOMEN AND CASTRATE THEIR YOUNG BOYS AS OUR EUNUCH SERVANTS

Sorry, Mexico doesn't have nukes lmao. Can't do that unfortunately :(

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GIBE BACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Poland is next

take china

Take Poland

Uruguay is argentine

ATTACK BOLIVIA+PERU+ARGENTINA

Ukraine

Nuke United Kingdom and send the survivors to Australia

another roll

re-reoll

get

get

OP where are you

Uruguay is brazilian land, Cisplatina back into the empire

mine

NK wins and all will suck the chode of Kim Jong Un

gets

Russia

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^^

China

^^^

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OP YOU FAILED US

Attack sweden

Nah dawg Im cool.

ATTACK MEXICO AND U.S.A

atack uruguay

roll

we already won the war, niggu

i dont think op thought about how difficult changing the borders would be. rip

canada attaqs usa