This nigga walks up to you and be like "SUP BRUH, SAY JOY LANE FOR ME RIGHT QUICK"

>this nigga walks up to you and be like "SUP BRUH, SAY JOY LANE FOR ME RIGHT QUICK"

wat u finna do?

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I keep a 357 snub nose in my pocket.

>tip fedora
>run away

Pull out my huge white cock and cum all over his stupid nigger face and that dumb hat.

t. 7 inches

What happened to that old man was foul, I hope they hang this piece of shit

Taze him
Carry to basement torture dungeon
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Begs for death
I grant it after few more rounds of fun

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I get that this is a power fantasy but I certainly hope you don't think tazing him would be of any use.

DIE FAUST GEBALLLT

Taze gun sure. I taze every nigger I see just in case senpai.

Its fitna. Get your nigger speak right. Even if they dont pronounce their own made up words correctly

t. made the niggers I was managing explain it to me once.

>cetjolayfuhmi

>what?

>sajoleighfuhmi

>what?

>stealing Justin Assanti's hat

Piss my pants like the old man did in the video.

>bet you didn't notice that the first time watching the video

whachu mufuckas talm bout?

I say, I'm not a nigger, maybe you should find someone else?

t. 7 microns

>Its fitna. Get your nigger speak right.

only 5 or so years ago, it was "fittin"

as in, "i'm fittin to getup in yo shit, niggoo"

T.reeeeeeeeeee

>say "who?"
>he says "joy lane"
>I shoot him with trusty 45
Hah silly nigga

The worst is to be killed because a fat nigga woman.

>*teleport behind him*
"psh..."
>*begin 1000 punch onslaught*
"nothin personnel, kid"
>*walk away*
>get home
>open the front door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Someone post the video please. I didn't get to it in time.

Put my plastic bag up to my head to shield myself from the bullet

I always carry my 9mm. I have no idea if I could have avoided his first shot, found cover, or drawn down on him quickly enough.

If someone wants to get the drop on you, they're probably going to do it. That man was helpless in almost every way. Even if he'd been carrying, I have no idea how he'd have pulled his gun fast enough.

Well you have two options. Quickly duck left, dodge the bullet, and take him out with a spinning back kick.

OR, take the bullet in the face, roll on the ground and die

>wat u finna do?

First i'm gonna apologize for the crimes my white ancestors committed against his people.

looks like avon barksdale let himself go in prison. but u only do 2 days no-how, the day u go in and the day u come out.

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bash his skull on a pavement

>The WebM is in every thread
>Can't be bothered to take thirty seconds to find it himself

He shot the wrong nigger

Shoulda gone with A

Should have just gave him the pills

Guess I'll carry a gun in my jacket pocket and raise it while it's still in my pocket anytime someone approaches me while I'm out in public to avoid being dead

zap him with my tranny leaf blower ray gun

He's district manager of some Bistro I'd ask for a sammich with wassamelon

>Not already being ready to kill everyone you meet.

Heh. Sure thing kiddo.
>i get in my power up pose
KAAAAAAAA
>his eyes open wide
MEEEEEEEEE
>ayo bitch nigga, what yous doin?
HAAAAAAAA
>he begins to tremble in fear
MEEEEEEEEE
>he pulls out his gun, but this poor mortal is too late
AHHHHHHHH
>he is evaporated from earth and I go home and have sexy threesomes

>Crush a can for Joy Lane

What app is this? Is this a new meme?

Please don't hurt me you dark white aryan.

>carrying anything less than a .44

I remember when playing with squirt guns was cool.