/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HAPPY EASTER EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #12 4/14/17
youtu.be/5-HAAlJebkY
>Pres Trump meets w/I-85 Bridge First Responders 4/13/17
youtu.be/YLvWLzOiKmM
>Pres Trump/NATO Sec Gen Stoltenberg joint press conf 4/12/17
youtu.be/bzDg7G9c1e8
>Sean Spicer/Kellyanne Conway @ Newseum 4/12/17
youtu.be/wDqAV2R-Yrk
>FM Lavrov/SoS T-Rex joint statement in Moscow 4/12/17
youtu.be/C8GYc5tvDUA
>Pres Trump on Mornings with Maria 4/12/17
youtu.be/8wY3K4pitjE
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Luke AFB AZ 4/11/17
youtu.be/wNHDzTn1mwA
>Attny Gen Sessions @ US-MEX border 4/11/17
youtu.be/uhQT41Z3e0M
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Assoc of Chiefs of Police 4/11/17
youtu.be/d2PANqxRC0o
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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breitbart.com/jerusalem/2017/04/16/exclusive-gay-porn-kingpin-protect-america-muslim-barbarians/
twitter.com/GovPenceIN/status/481799630275899393
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/16/battlefield-europe-stop-mass-migration-future-europe-viktor-orban/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

MOVEMENT

Why do they wear sunglasses all the time?

Isn't it easier to see without having a sunglasses that lower the brightness thus causing you to miss objects.

sad thing is they talk so much shit and then btfo themselves like this past weekend, half their technology fails

>OUT OUT OUT
>GET THEM OUT

IS SNOIPING A GOOD JOB MATE?

some one go find pupper he wont come back with me here

If they wear sunglasses you can't tell where their eyes are. They're specifically trained to use more eye movement than head movement. It's a small thing that actually really helps.

This picture is 100% templatable.

>noncriminals
LIE

>noncriminals

Salting the sky

AWOO~

>noncriminals
they're all criminals, nice try tho

THE NUKES KIM, HAND THEM OVER

Last thread, someone take over

maybe it stops a potential flashbang?

donald trump is president and he's shitposting again.

God I hate that plastic skeletor bitch.

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we are anonymous

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That's because she's comfortable reading at her and Barron's first-grade level.

That's her safe space.

im on it

Reminder that liberals have become so deluded and bitter that they have resorted to hating on innocent white children who are just enjoying easter

How is the Easter Egg Roll going? Are the guests having fun? Did they run out of eggs?

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>Mother of four

>Barron is really popular with the kids
>Charlotte is probably beating out the sorks with a stick
A match made in heaven?

Every day, the incoherence deepens: He’s going to cover “everyone,” but he’s going to push 24 million people off their health insurance.

He’s going to wipe out the debt, but his tax cuts and spending spree will add trillions to it.

He’s never going to intervene in Syria, but he just did.

He’s going to get Mexico to pay for a big, beautiful wall, but he isn’t.

China is a currency manipulator, but it isn’t.

The media is the enemy of the people, but he is on the phone with them every five minutes and can’t stop watching CNN and reading the New York Times.

He’s going to be a tightwad with taxpayers’ money, unlike Obama, but his personal travel expenses are on track to be eight times more than his predecessor’s.

He’s going to work relentlessly for the American people but he spends half his days watching cable news.

We’ve got to be “very, very tough” in foreign affairs, but when he sees dead babies on TV, he immediately calls General Mattis and lobs 59 Tomahawk missiles.

He has a secret plan to defeat ISIS, but pursues Obama’s strategy instead.

He is for the “forgotten men and women” of America, but his tax plan — which is itself changing all the time — benefits the superrich and depends on removing health insurance for the working poor.

He wants to be friends with Russia, but he doesn’t. He’s going to challenge China’s policy on Taiwan, but he isn’t.

He is against crony capitalism, but he is for it.

He’s going to keep the focus on America, but just upped the ante in Yemen and Afghanistan.

He’s a deal-maker, but he cannot make deals even with his own party.

He’s a great manager, but his White House is consumed with in-fighting and he cannot staff his own administration.

He’s a populist who stacks his cabinet with Goldman Sachs alums.

He’s going to pressure China to take on North Korea, but “after listening for ten minutes” to China’s dictator, he changes his mind.

breitbart.com/big-government/2017/04/16/how-federal-agencies-keep-americans-in-the-dark-about-crime-statistics/

this article has a fuckload of red text. is it a blowout?

>yfw kim and pence will have a showdown on a mountain

>white children

Thats the problem right there.

So Spicing is at 2pm et today instead of 1:30?

I'm gonna miss it :(

How the fuck can you be a noncriminal illegal immigrant when immigrating illegally literally is a crime

That it is.

TOO LONG JERK OFF WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

>Barron just kicked Sean Spicer in the dick for attempting to steal his eggs
HAPPENING

10+ years age difference is a bitch tho

so...every day, the incoherence deepens: He’s going to "fail at healthcare” but Rand Paul already said he was working with him for new healthcare bill

He’s his tax cuts and spending spree will add trillions of debt, yet in his first months the debt went down instead of going up like with Obama

He’s going to topple Syria, yet he'll only do a strike

He’s npt going to get Mexico to pay for a big, beautiful wall, but he will actually do it through tariffs

China is a currency manipulator, but they aren't anymore thanks to Trump.

The media isn't the enemy of the people, but they're always posting articles against the white working class

He's wasting the taxpaying money in golfing, yet he does it for free golfing in his own clubs AND working while he does it

He won't do anything for the middle man, yet more than 2000 bills have been introduced to congress and he's signed too much EO.

He doesn't have any political experience in foreign policy, yet somehow has managed to make almost every country bend the knee

He doesn't know how to fight ISIS, but allows the army to do their jobs

He'll only help the rich, yet his tax plan makes it so everyone who makes less than 25000 per year won't pay any taxes

He's a russian puppet, yet he supposedly is going to cause WWIII. He’s antagonizing China, but he's being manipulated by them

He's just another soulless capitalist, yet he destroyed TPP.

He's the best ISIS training tool, yet he's escalating the conflict against them everywhere

He can't control his own party, but turns out the republican party isn't the one who is desintegrating

His White House is consumed by infighting, yet this is reported by the same fake news who were dead wrong about the elections and tried to create the "Trump Russia ties" narrative

He's a jewish puppet neocon but also a dictatorial fascist

He and Kim Jong Un are the same, yet Trump will cause WW3 because he will nuke Kim Jong Un

REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

why

BARRON NO

What is Pence thinking?

I guess it reminds them of that their dream of a world-wide brazil is dying

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it's the full truth starring at you in full screen size

$0.35

Try harder.

>not winner aren't losers
2/10

requesting a "consider the following" meme

Please for all that is anime. check'em

Austria

Malta

Poland

Romania

Thailand

Meme countries that have no importance in the modern world and have been culturally irrelevant since the 19th century, if at all. The only time Americans are even aware of their existence is when we travel over there to fuck their women in exotic positions with no concern for their pleasure.

America First means American opinions first! Listen to George Washington, do not let foreign devils poison your heart with traitorous thoughts!

>hey kid wanna ss?

What the norks status on queers are.

North Korea then Mars!!!!

He's waiting on orders from Bundo

>other than breaking the law the second they illegally came to the US, and not paying taxes by working for cash under the table for decades, they haven't been convicted of anything, so we should leave them alone

How many threads has Romania been posting his shitty pasta in now 20? 30? Does he ever miss a thread?

>Can i call the storm here?

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shit

How old is Charlotte anyway?

>did trump send me here on purpose
>is he going to drop the bomb
>why doesn't trump like me
>maybe I should have gotten him that big mac
>does this jacket make me look fat
>i wish i had some batteries

THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

I must say kellyanne is packing some nice jugs for a woman her age.
I bet Donald sucked on those titties like they were the founbtain of life

I didn't read it :/ lol
but its obvious you're in the wrong place

It's mainly for stopping flashbangs but also to cover their eye-movement.

Because libtards

Idk, man. As long as the guy does it, so will I

breitbart.com/jerusalem/2017/04/16/exclusive-gay-porn-kingpin-protect-america-muslim-barbarians/

wtf i love gay porn now?

What do the hats say on the workers at the egg roll party? The colors are so spastic I can't read them.

Guys what if Trump goes to Mars, then puts in motion the events of Doom?

Which stream is everyone watching?

>the died pking last night and lost dbow

Fug

Reminder that this will be the face Trump sees in his nightmares starting tomorrow.

Probably something along the lines of
>reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
So be careful!

I love how there are model-caliber beautiful women all around Trump, but we are all somehow attracted to Kellyanne the most. Probably mommy issues

is pence naked snake before he becomes big boss?

Like others have mentioned, eye movement, and dampening the effects of a flashbang, also strobe attachments to weapons.

Also some theorize that they have some kind of Google Glass kind of apparatus, or even augmented reality/face scanning and shit

?

Speak for yourself. Charlotte is and will forever be my crush

If we are to fix immigration, what's to stop the demoshits from opening the doors on the next election victory? Anything to make it more permanent?

>inb4 demoshits will never win again

Turns 24 in June
>twitter.com/GovPenceIN/status/481799630275899393

who dat

Education

this is the first solid evidence I've seen that Trump isn't actually /ourguy/, it was obvious from the beginning clearly. Shills, you were right all along :(

hmm

kellyanne is homely as fuck

>we

>This side up

12 years of a closed border and a permanent end to illegal immigration will be enough so that they'll never be able to undo our work

Jon Ossoff. He's going to take a red Georgia district tomorrow and send earthquakes throughout the country.

Now this is shitposting

>jews wrote a book
>trump still hasn't kicked us out
He is clearly aware of the kikes trickery.

cajuns btfo

HIGH VOLTAGE OH SHIT WERE ALL DOOME-

based orban at it again:

breitbart.com/london/2017/04/16/battlefield-europe-stop-mass-migration-future-europe-viktor-orban/

how many times has he named the jew now?

>we

her face is gross lmao, and I bet she is a roastie

>Dems think they can take a red district in Georgia by campaigning with Chelsea Handler and Samuel Jackson

Oh man, she's only two yearrs older than me.
>I will never marry Charlotte Pence, have a nuclear family with her and live the american dream
I'm ending it. It's been a good run, lads.