Salam Aleikum my brother, your pizza has arrived!

Salam Aleikum my brother, your pizza has arrived!

That'll be $20.99 plus tips plus jyzia tax

What the fuck is a jizz tax?

>touching anything after a streetshitter
You deserve the shits.

Don't forget the "sardines"

I ordered a gay wedding cake.

>Spits in his face and calls him an infidel
>Pull out my machete and kill this Muslim scum
>Eat the pizza in his dead corpse

Isn't that a Sihk?

Yuck. I would never eat any food that a non-white prepared.

sik bruh

this happens to me every time i order fast food

I never ordered any semen.

They guy is a Sikh you retard

"That's not pizza. That's sand bread!"

a tax for literally not being a muslim. it's a religiously dictated protection tax. see, after mohamed raped and murdered his way through the north african coast, he realized that after everyone was dead, there was no one left to rob, rape, and pillage. So he t urned around and told his followers "we totally shouldnt kill all the infidels, just make them pay a jyzia tax instead. allah wills it".

>poozza

I ain't paying for that, must have been a prank call.

All sandniggers are the same to me

>Salam Aleikum
>not Namaste

A fucking leaf confusing a Sikh for a mooslim. Canadian education on full display.

That pizza looks like garbage. Not a slice of pepperoni on it.

That's not a sandnigger, that's a poonigger.

This guy is Sikh.

Wheres my drink? My diet Dr. Kelp? Don't tell me you forgot my drink! How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?

Allah does will it... The Prophet (peace be upon Him) dictated the jyzia tax so non believers could live in peace in the caliphate. Why is it such a big deal to pay a little bit of tax if it guarantees your safety?

Even worse. If rather have sand on my pizza than shit