Poo in loo

India hating thread

share stories about indians and the best way to troll them, also reasons why it is the worst country

>get roomate indian while studying abroad
>curry skin fully brown
>iamverysmart and india is greatest nation guy
>better caste so he knows how to shit in the loo
>still terrible body odour
>you can taste the spices when he walks past you
>contaminates the whole apart
>can't sleep in room
>other roommates complain
>buy him deodorant and talk to him
>curry still wakes up at 5 am waking everyone up and thinking that we should get up too
>doesn't use deodorant that i bought him with my money
>i flip out and fight with him
>calls me racist
>i ignore
>continues being currynigger but the spices eventually evaporate outta his body and you can now only smell sweat
>he watches shitty indian movies every day
>try to invite him to a party, again racist cuz i don't respect his values
>disaster strikes after 2 months of fighting and making him wear deo
>he goes out and meets some family
>starts eating indian food and bringing it home
>apartm again contaminated
>i leave the room and go live with gf
>every time i came by he's still in the room watching shitty indian movies
>no hope for him

truly indians are the shitstain of the world. the smell and the poo are unmatchable. i've met gypsies who smell better.

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>herzegovina
Go back to your cave now faggot

DESIGNATED

SHITTING

STREETS

POO

IN

how can you be okay with the smell, how can you justify the reeking smell of curry and your culture?

LOO

THE

SHART

>CAPS THREAD HERE ONWARDS

They probably dont even notice it as they've spent their whole lives around

IN

MART

>replies to his own comments to get (you)
What a sad loser

but seriously atleast when shart in mart its contained and we can just wash our pants underwear you defecate on the street which is way worse

but how can an indian who knew that he smelled terrible, like my roomate, not want to change it when he comes to a new place!

HE KNEW! BUT HE DID NOT WANT TO USE THE OLD SPICE THAT I GOT HIM!

That is why i proclaim they are the worst. He knew that he is a poo, but that did not help.

says the guy that uses curry to wash his hair.

cause indians are weirdly prideful i guess i mean i really dont spend alot of time around them for obvious reasons so i cant really comment on their mentality

>indians are weirdly prideful
They are so fucking brainwashed into worship their shithole. Especially when they are away from home.

>says the faggot whos race is known for the most cringe pick up lines on the internet

I B UR FRAND AND POOP IN YUOR BED OK?

I would rather work with someone from Herzegovina than anyone from your shit stain of a country.

Pride. They think they're the shit when they're really just shit.

>superpooer since the dawn of man

its so weird like i love my country but i recognize it has a shitton of faults and i dont blindly idolize it how do you so completely brainwash such a large amount of people ?

The best way to deal with pooskins.

Thank you Brotugal for teaching us this.

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It's like they try to be the most disgusting subhumans on the planet. Repulsive in literally every way imaginable.

>Meet Indian guy in High school
>Touched me a lot
>Talk about porn a lot
>Fucker smelled like cologne one day then curry the next
Only brown skins I like are Sikhs.

Are indians somehow manage to be more disgusting than niggers?

it was also very sad

the roommate had money
could have had fun and a great time for the one semester and i would gladly help him from gettin blow to gettin some sorority chicks

even tried to get him a cute girl from virgina

but now, he must watch shitty indian movies

It's probably all the curry and the toxins they inhale from the feces in the street. They cannot think clearly.

oh yes.

very much in my humble opinion.

top kek

It seems Somalia is doing it's part next India.

>touched me a lot
Elaborate pls

actually the #2 superpower

most sand-nigs are actually cool when you smoke hash with them

indiatimes.com/news/india/13-year-old-girl-from-rajasthan-raped-by-her-eight-teachers-for-eighteen-months-274189.html

Hey Ahmedovic, or should I say Paki in proxy??

Damn I wish I was ur rommie

Lol, a fucking Slav hatin' on others?

Kill yourself, Ivan.

Friend of mine running a B&B complains Indians never clean up their mess after they use the kitchen or bathroom. It's because the ones who can travel or from a higher caste and cleaning is only reserved for the dalits.

>implying i'm a muslim

>t. pseudo-british pajeet

poo in the loo can you?

glorious italy knows what's up

do you guys get used to the smell? do your girls even shave? what is the smell like when fucking a girl doggy style?

>programming class in first year of university
>pajeet next to me

>"can i see ur code"
>no
>every fucking day he asks
>tell him to fuck off
>he gets super offended and starts jabbing with jagvir next to him
>they end up failing out due to copying someone's work

>Be me
>Walking with gf
>Car pulls up to us, Indian guy in it, blasting curry pop music
>Doesn't say anything, just stares at gf
>Keeps rolling along besides us, saying nothing
>Ask him what he wants, no response, just keeps starting at gf
>Ask him if he has a problem, no response, just keeps staring at gf
>Tell him to fuck off, still no response, still keeps staring
>Throw a rock at his car, he drives off

Go fight communists pajeet

...

>Be girl
>Poo in loo grabs my hand some days and waist the next
>Cross the line
>Pepper spray poo in loo and tell security at high school
>In school suspension
>Never messed with another girl like that again
>Fast forward senior year
>He has Indian gf
>Told me he treat gf with respect
>His gf tells me that too
Was nice guy but had to be put in his place.

>i really liked him
you sound like a fag lookin for brown butt buddies, but he avoided you

>mfw when we are making white cuckboys all over the west jobless
>mfw when I see all those teary eyed hearings in Congress demanding a cap on H1b visas
>mfw when the horror will never end for the west because muh free markets

feels good man

One of the greatest poems ever written.

poo-in-loos mostly work in ranches-related jobs, like shovel cow's manure

this is the only environment you can steal something

Day of the rock soon, Varinder K Singh

I was born and raised in the US and I hate India, but I have Indian ancestry.

where do I fit in?

>implying you won't drown in your shit
>implying you will ever climb out of the cultural horror that is your heritage and living style
>implying you won't rape and bother women over the internet

look thru the window, and see your despair

im sorry guys
imgur.com/gallery/jHxU7CQ

Nice
now run along before u r asked to show ur tits femanon

Callin' out around the world, are you ready for a brand new treat?
Summer's here and the time is right for Crappin'in the street.
Crappin' in Chennai (crappin' in the street)
Down in Chandigarh (crappin' in the street)
In Kolkata

All we need is feces, sweet feces
There'll be feces everywhere
There'll be swingin' swayin', and assholes sprayin',
Crappin' in the street

Oh it doesn't matter what you wear, just as long as you are there.
So come on every guy, drop a turd,
Everywhere, around the world

There'll be crappin', they're crappin' in the street.
This is an invitation, across the nation,
A chance for folks to meet.
There'll be laughin' singin', and asses swingin'
Crappin' in the street

Hyderabad, Bhopal, Bangalore and Mumbai now,
Can't forget the Kavaratti,
All we need is feces, sweet feces
There'll be feces everywhere
There'll be swingin' swayin', and assholes sprayin,
Crappin' in the street

Oh it doesn't matter what you wear, just as long as you are there.
So come on every guy, drop a turd,
Everywhere, around the world

They're crappin', crappin' in the street
Way down in Jalpur, every day they're crappin' in the street
Lets form a big strong line, and get in time,
We're crappin' in the street.
Across the ocean blue, me and you
We're crappin' in the street

well if you don't cook curry 24/7 and act like a normal western human being, you are okay.

I mean, what's going on with India genetically?

The men are pencil necks or fat. The women...are also either pencil necks for just plain fat.

They generally appear uncoordinated and funny when trying to do physical stuff.

Is it cuz thousands of years with no meat sustenance?

Help me understand.

I completely assimilate and I hate Indian food, so I guess i'm okay.

They don't smell it all. I've asked three different poos this question. They say americans smell like grease, like the smell of french fries cooking.

#fire

Indians are a lot like dogs, sometimes you just have to shove their noses in poo and show dominance before they learn. I'm training one to stop the creeper-peepers style staring.

blogs.voanews.com/all-about-america/2015/05/08/this-us-ethnic-group-makes-the-most-money/

Goteem

youtube.com/watch?v=V2NkwVBdtD0

indians are the most socially awkward bunch ever

why do you poo immigrant students act like you're stuck in a 2004 college movie? you're all so obsessed with frats, college culture, and white women but no one wants anything to do with you

>They're terrified of confrontation with Whites.

That's because Indians are naturally submissive to white people. How do you think we managed to rule India for so long? At the height of the Raj, the entire British presence in India was less than 30,000 people - and that includes soldiers, civilians, traders and administrators.

Indians instinctively know that they're inferior to whites. So long as there's a white man round to give them orders, Indians are fine.

you hate us, because we are better than you.
>also, not going back.

They have an intense inferiority complex about how they're less sexually desirable than whites.

>be at a library with my girl
> walking around looking for books
>as we walk by a table I notice this Indian guy
>this fuckers eyes lock on my girl
> as we walk by I stand In between his gaze and her.
> I look the fucker dead in his eyes and he didn't even notice.

there is a really ugly and fat Indian creepster at my gym. Never seen him work out - he just stands there and stares at people. What the fuck is wrong with these creatures?

My gf can't even go to the gym anymore because of them. They will literally stop what they are doing and just rape stare her. I have to go at night because I can't freaking stand the smell they give off

>reminder that 1 billion poojets at birth were baptized in heaps of cow shit while their elders smoked cow shit in pipes ceremonially to honor the shit gods that blessed them with the privellege to live, breath, eat and drink shit and piss

I personally feel whites are stupid. So I avoid them as much as can. Cant avoid the ones who work for me.

You can stay just fucking stop staring at every single woman that enters a lecture hall you creepy fucks.

On the off chance you're one of those "wealthy" types that lives in the houses fucking packed full of like 8 generations, no, girls do not give a shit about your 300 series BMW or your certified pre-owned escalade.

...

Kill yourself. You're worst than roaches

dude relax. I dont give a fuck about white women. They cannot match my intellect.

>all that shit crossing over to south america

>be poo
>hate white people
>move to white country
>avoid them as much as possible

truly baffling

youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

Actually White people are a violent lot just not as violent as the negroes. When the first Brit landed in Kerala, we instantly knew these are idiots we would use to kick the Muslims out of India. They did the job perfectly for us. They ended the Mughal empire, had about 150 years of fun and games after which they were asked to leave and they left. The brits were quite dignified about that I'll give them that

Theres a difference between avoiding and hating.
and you are a jew.
you are truly desperate.

Well, you're talking about a kind of people who shit, wash their clothes, and throw their dead into the same "holy river."

I reffuse to believe this is true

Even the indian women are complaining. I remember the SFU confessions page had to make a policy for people to stop bitching about creepy indian guys because you guys got butthurt. Do you have any idea how many indian girls I've met off tinder that told me "I'll never date an indian guy"?

honestly actually 2, I'm not that popular. I also don't swipe right on them often. They don't put out.

correction European (Da Gama) not brit

>be huemonkey
>relaxing in the sea off Copacabana beach
>sat in a rubber ring with raybans on and pina colada in hand
>what's that.avi
>a fucking turd floats past your leg towards the beach

hindu fucks and pakis are every here in TO. Why the fuck are we letting them in? All the technical jobs are going to poos and they dont know fuck all about actually doing any job. Theyre shit.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3344099/It-s-never-dung-harm-Parents-roll-children-babies-COW-MANURE-Indian-village-locals-believe-protects-disease.html

If it involves Indians and shit, it's probably true.

*where

yeah I know. Some of us are creepy. Sorry about that.

>All the technical jobs are going to poos
The market never lies leaf

if you are a white man look a poo in the eyes. They're compelled to look down, ive been doing that for a while now kek.

>asked them to leave
Was that about the time they tried installing indoor plumbing and loos?