/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BOOM BOOM EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #12 4/14/17
youtu.be/5-HAAlJebkY
>Pres Trump meets w/I-85 Bridge First Responders 4/13/17
youtu.be/YLvWLzOiKmM
>Pres Trump/NATO Sec Gen Stoltenberg joint press conf 4/12/17
youtu.be/bzDg7G9c1e8
>Sean Spicer/Kellyanne Conway @ Newseum 4/12/17
youtu.be/wDqAV2R-Yrk
>FM Lavrov/SoS T-Rex joint statement in Moscow 4/12/17
youtu.be/C8GYc5tvDUA
>Pres Trump on Mornings with Maria 4/12/17
youtu.be/8wY3K4pitjE
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Luke AFB AZ 4/11/17
youtu.be/wNHDzTn1mwA
>Attny Gen Sessions @ US-MEX border 4/11/17
youtu.be/uhQT41Z3e0M
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Assoc of Chiefs of Police 4/11/17
youtu.be/d2PANqxRC0o
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AWOO~!

awooooo for israel, amirite, peeds???

That was close.

Fuck niggers

Reminder that donald trump's drawing had some hidden lewd imagery in it.

rest of the pics

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FLUFFY'S BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

WE'RE SAVED FROM JOE!

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where's my spicy beast at?

Awoo!

Anyone been following the task the Kurds in Syria and Iraqis in Iraq fucking up ISIS cucks?

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WOODEN EGGS LOL
Trump is such a fucking jew

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not again

>121554160
>he's STILL here

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wew lads, /ptg/ almost ended up like my last intern

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can you feel it

>another massive infrastructure problem in Atlanta

fuck this shitty ass state

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Who's fluffy?

Fluffy the Toilet Cleaner has graced us with his presence

Checked! Also it sounds like the weather is getting bad today.

everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:

twitter.com/politico/status/853999491279720457

guys.... this is bad. 0% chance of the kid getting the hat back

i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement... but this is just.. t.. too much..
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.

i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.

i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....

Wew lad they really keep that place spotlessly clean.

It's to honor George Washington you pleb.

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>Hit the post before the refresh.

Recycle this later

And i see Fluffy is back.

That was close. Now I know what it's like to be on a sinking ship

>mornin joe
gets me every time

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Matching signatures. Cute!

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How do you hard boil a wooden egg

It's a White House tradition. These are the Obama ones.

Barron is going to be our President.

this, recycle after this, also this is my last bake, am on and off today.

I wonder what Barron's thinking

The polish poster who will never leave

Nice to see Barron happy smile a little. I still can't believe that kid is nearly as tall as his dad.

PRINCE BARRON WAVES

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Honestly, I wouldn't be totally opposed to people and organizations having to say who's paying for political ads and shilling.

Austria

Ireland

Malta

Poland

Thailand

Meme countries that have no importance in the modern world and have been culturally irrelevant since the 19th century, if at all. The only time Americans are even aware of their existence is when we travel over there to fuck their women in exotic positions with no concern for their pleasure.

America First means American opinions first! Listen to George Washington, do not let foreign devils poison your heart with traitorous thoughts!

That rabbit has seen some shit

>depressed primary model wojak
My favourite pasta.

he's the guy in the easter bunny costume.

Weird thing is that his friends seems to have deserted him. I miss Vietnam, at least his English was decent and he seemed to be intelligent.

Well, the things we get saddled with, fucking fluffy the unclogger

>government-approved news articles

Awoo is sleeping
Don't wake her up

Long sideburns like all men should have.

Heaven
Must be missing an angel
Must be missing one angel child
Cuz you're here with me
Right now

no joe dont do that again. that was a lot of hassle

WE NEED AN OFFICAL BAKER!

I know it wasn't you Nederbro
If those faggots had actually paid attention to our conversation you posted Angie to give me a smile and a nice mental picture for Easter(and again I thank you)
Fyi this is the soft cat in question

>That disgusting type formatting

Whew those were dark times

>we would have had 1984 in the Hillary timeline
thank God we have this timeline

lol

Why do you call him fluffy?

Just checking up, for awoo reasons.

okay i will be very quiet

that fucking smile
hnnnnnnnng

SPICE RALLY SOON

youtube.com/watch?v=zAuOZ5ku-tQ

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How is that cat floating like that?

SPICE RALLY SOON
>SPICE RALLY SOON
SPICE RALLY SOON

youtube.com/watch?v=zAuOZ5ku-tQ
youtube.com/watch?v=zAuOZ5ku-tQ

And that Portuga is gone too. Malta might seems fine at first but didn't last long.

Agreed
>Tfw can grow some sick chips but left sideburn doesn't connect with my beard for some reason at about middle of the ear so it looks weird that the right does and forces me to shave that side to make it reflect the left

He is our mascot dog essentially. PolandOP christened him and it stuck. Sometimes he is allowed to go outside but other than that he is always here, barking annoyingly for attention.

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i told my parents i didnt wanna go to columbia prep (same school barron now attends) because i didnt like the kids who go there.
Sad!

ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!!!!

nice ancap shoulder thingy

>Really sir, thermonuclear bombs?

>It has to be done. In HD this time.

How do I become like Pence?
How can I appear comfy 24/7?

US NAVY BLUEGRASS BAND

youtube.com/watch?v=EU-7_pJP0Gs

Malta seems like a legitimate dissenter, but he gets really assblasted whenever anyone calls him a shill.

Melania is getting old

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Sadly he's not as happy and good as a real dog.

It's called a brassard.

There are two Malta posters. One reasonable and one retarded. Easy to know the difference, the reasonable one wants nothing with fluffy and was actually concerned Trump would invade Syria.

The other one is just a Spencerfags like fluffy

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Sort yourself out.

Every day, the incoherence deepens: He’s going to cover “everyone,” but he’s going to push 24 million people off their health insurance.

He’s going to wipe out the debt, but his tax cuts and spending spree will add trillions to it.

He’s never going to intervene in Syria, but he just did.

He’s going to get Mexico to pay for a big, beautiful wall, but he isn’t.

China is a currency manipulator, but it isn’t.

The media is the enemy of the people, but he is on the phone with them every five minutes and can’t stop watching CNN and reading the New York Times.

He’s going to be a tightwad with taxpayers’ money, unlike Obama, but his personal travel expenses are on track to be eight times more than his predecessor’s.

He’s going to work relentlessly for the American people but he spends half his days watching cable news.

We’ve got to be “very, very tough” in foreign affairs, but when he sees dead babies on TV, he immediately calls General Mattis and lobs 59 Tomahawk missiles.

He has a secret plan to defeat ISIS, but pursues Obama’s strategy instead.

He is for the “forgotten men and women” of America, but his tax plan — which is itself changing all the time — benefits the superrich and depends on removing health insurance for the working poor.

He wants to be friends with Russia, but he doesn’t. He’s going to challenge China’s policy on Taiwan, but he isn’t.

He is against crony capitalism, but he is for it.

He’s going to keep the focus on America, but just upped the ante in Yemen and Afghanistan.

He’s a deal-maker, but he cannot make deals even with his own party.

He’s a great manager, but his White House is consumed with in-fighting and he cannot staff his own administration.

He’s a populist who stacks his cabinet with Goldman Sachs alums.

He’s going to pressure China to take on North Korea, but “after listening for ten minutes” to China’s dictator, he changes his mind.

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Kek , alright then..

Trump is probably going to end NK problem
NK is not going to stop shooting missiles so Trump is probably going to have to deal with them
My guess is they're waiting for the SK elections to be over so someone can calm down the South Koreans.

I wonder if it'll be an all out war or if we're just going to bomb them into the stone age?
Will any missles hit Seoul?
Will any submarine missles hit US?

>he gets really assblasted whenever anyone calls him a shill.

Gee, I wonder why?

Gunshine state
Everything here is sideways, Straya broke off from us so instead of being upsidedown we turned 45°

Soon he'll divorce her and get a younger wife. Charlotte, probably.

so...every day, the incoherence deepens: He’s going to "fail at healthcare” but Rand Paul already said he was working with him for new healthcare bill

He’s his tax cuts and spending spree will add trillions of debt, yet in his first months the debt went down instead of going up like with Obama

He’s going to topple Syria, yet he'll only do a strike

He’s not going to get Mexico to pay for a big, beautiful wall, but he will actually do it through tariffs

China is a currency manipulator, but they aren't anymore thanks to Trump.

The media isn't the enemy of the people, but they're always posting articles against the white working class

He's wasting the taxpaying money in golfing, yet he does it for free golfing in his own clubs AND working while he does it

He won't do anything for the middle man, yet more than 2000 bills have been introduced to congress and he's signed too much EO.

He doesn't have any political experience in foreign policy, yet somehow has managed to make almost every country bend the knee

He doesn't know how to fight ISIS, but allows the army to do their jobs

He'll only help the rich, yet his tax plan makes it so everyone who makes less than 25000 per year won't pay any taxes

He's a russian puppet, yet he supposedly is going to cause WWIII. He’s antagonizing China, but he's being manipulated by them

He's just another soulless capitalist, yet he destroyed TPP.

He's the best ISIS training tool, yet he's escalating the conflict against them everywhere

He can't control his own party, but turns out the republican party isn't the one who is desintegrating

His White House is consumed by infighting, yet this is reported by the same fake news who were dead wrong about the elections and tried to create the "Trump Russia ties" narrative

He's a jewish puppet neocon but also a dictatorial fascist

He and Kim Jong Un are the same, yet Trump will cause WW3 because he will nuke Kim Jong Un

REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

tiff spotted

AWOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

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Come on fags, give the other thread a bump to allow for recycling