WE ARE FULL

WE ARE FULL.
Our women are ugly.
Cities look like shit.
Nature is bland.
Alcohol is piss quality.
Dont come.
Never come.

F U L L
U
L
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JUST DON'T COME HERE!

k

Same in x-yu
It's super crappy here.Don't come

Seme here.

okay this i understand

guys come to my country, we're cool

Baltic bros are based af. You lot, the Poles, Czechs, Germans and Russians are welcome any time. And the educated Brits ofc. Everyone else can fuck off

Although I have a quick question, why do Latvian and Lithuanians always kill each other? Every other week a Lithuanian or Latvian kills another over here

Sounds like home!

When should I visit?

We will, you just sit tight.

Your suicide rates make it pretty clear that Latvia's a boring place

>not having a fetish for ugly women

lol op ur a fag

dont
your black ass gonna make us new roads.

We don't need to come but the Russians better do cause you are economic shitholes that drain our economies.

I'm not black though

Emigrants to western Europe are disproportionately criminal element that would've been part of extortion gangs back in the 90s. During public holidays in downtown areas or airports the quality of the people visibly drops since many of them return.

5% of our GDP is EU gibs... without it we can still do just fine.

and, by the way- stop dreaming and dont forget to pay your taxes. We need some some new shit ;^)

...

Missing home

>Without it we can still do fine


DO IT FAGGOT


stop making me feel like your slave Ivan REEEEEEEEEE

They are in general well behaved, don't rob natives, or fight them. Just they kill each other randomly, same with the Poles. Woman stabbed her husband to death 2 years back in my city.

Is Lithuania comfy? What are some cool things to do in Vlinius? Are women convervative as fuck and won't wanna talk to a foreigner?

>inb4 fuck off we are full

I am coming as a tourist to poor my money on your redpilled nation

>are women conservative

From my experience they are both conservative in hat they are spiritual and anti things like abortion, but at the same time they take part in western degeneracy of drinking too much and watching absolute trash on tv such as reality

Estonian waifus are the purest

Its Jānis, not Ivan. ;^)

Speak for yourself you dung farming peasant.
AHEM
I would like to remind all of you that Latvia, Poland, Belarus and Eastern Ukraine is rightful Lithuanian clay.

ok...
i will visit Wilno first, i think i can even stay forever in this beatiful city of Polish art and culture

>mfw the Irish guy replies instead of the Lithuanian

going in for some hostile locals i see

Thought I'd give an unbiased opinion in case those Baltic bros try throw you off ;)

Come to Riga. We have in general touristy places. Historical center is nice. If you behave, you will do just fine. If you are in for cheap kiks, there is some dirty russians. Locals gals will see you as lower or try to scam out of drinks and shit.

My favorite posters are always irish, followed by the baltics.

Thank you my drunk catholic friend!

but, dont remember to leave afterwards

Oh! Time to bust out my folder of Estonians!

thanks doc

>tfw muh litvak diaspora
>tfw qualify for citizenship if I can learn Lithuanian

I'm coming home goys! Where should I settle, ווילנע or קאָװנע? I can't decide!

Dunno then, we do have much higher murder/domestic violence rates than you and immigrants come from poorer backgrounds and rural areas which makes it even worse.

Idk what you expect out of a conservative woman as a tourist.

Eesti is Besti

No problem! You're welcome here anytime friend. You yanks funded our independence and gave us the inspiration to beat the Brits.

Such a shame this country is being polluted with liberals looking to destroy the last hint of our culture and replace it with on demand abortions and mosques.
Such hypocrisy

Mu isamaa, mu õnn ja rõõm

Also Latvians thank you for Jacky Smith :3

>Our women are ugly.
>Cities look like shit.
>Nature is bland.
>Alcohol is piss quality.
Wow, so just like America?

Which /balt/ american are you?

>Locals gals will see you as lower

Well that's funny, considering the average Cypriot makes a shitload more than the average Latvian (girl).

Honestly the only countries I want to visit are in eastern Europe and Ireland/. The last strong hold of sane people in Europe.

I may stop by france to piss tho

What's a Latvia?

If America were spelled E-s-t-o-n-i-a and actually had qts who speak Finno-Ayylium language.

*toot*

Rule 1 of Balt Club - Don't talk about Balt Club.

>Our women are ugly.
>Cities look like shit.
>Alcohol is piss quality.

Agree

>Nature is bland.
Colorado, Montana, Alaska, Washington state, Commiefornia, New England and all of Appalachia beg to differ

I'm Finnish diaspora who

kaunus and vilna are in lithuania this thread is about latvia. ashkanazi education, everyone.

k

Looks like it's about the Baltics in general based off of the OP image and Eestiposting.

Don't worry, I'm coming home.

Are you guys on a recruitment drive or something? Been looking at Latvian housing prices since the last thread - looks very comfy...

kkk

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Our country is amazing.
Women are beautiful.
Cities are clean.
Nature is amazing and crazy.
Best beer in the country.
You can't come though. We won't let you in.

I wouldn't come anyway, too close to Russia

Are you in a militia mate?

Eesti women are so fkn hot...

du bist a ferd

Since you're a Swede I'm gonna assume you misspelled "semen" instead of "same".

I promise I will not touch your qts when I move there (they must remain pure and even my Finnish blood would taint the line) and I will join Kaitseliit.

Sorry, this not a thread for you, goy.

My experience is they're are either a 10 or if they are part Russian, a 2.

You failed to persuade me.

but I love eesti, I want qt eesti gf plz

that ulric nose

far makht dan pisk. du far shtein nit iddish un red af a shmuk

Nah, waste of time.

Well now I want to know what you are hiding..Im buying a ticket now.

But what if I learn your langue and save up a ton of money and invest in local business and keep to a quiet life of enjoying your perfect country. I promise not to track in any American Degeneracy, I swear.

Why? It takes stress off the main army in terms of defending cities and small regions.

they have the most models per capita iirc.

I'd kill to see your reaction after living a few days here.

You can come here but not take my women please....

repeat after me.

BALTNIGGERS
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T N I
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......E R S

I heard all of your women are hot as fuck model tier, coming from a guy who lives in spic-ville southern california.

They are hiding the womenz so your Irish-German heritage doesn't muck up their purity.

>LOOK AT THIS ONE SQUARE KILOMETER OF MY COUNTRY
>LOOK AT THE DOZEN OLD BUILDINGS WE DECIDED TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TO MAINTAIN
>THIS PROVES MY ENTIRE COUNTRY IS SUPERIOR

when will you die of alcohol poisoning?

Don't forget God's chosen land in Utah you bigot.

Foreigners, please leave. This is now a /balt/ thread.

NATO can't allow Russia to have any buffer states so I'm afraid you'll have to be enriched

When will you die from Muslim Super AIDS?

Have you had your go at fucking Trudeaus wife yet user?

i love u baltbros

stay safe and free lads

Enjoying life in Canada, Ivan?

Sure, but I meant on a personal level. I literally don't have time for this shit.

I will say, Eesti Grills do have a thing for bangs.

He will lead us to victory.

How do we make balts great again??

By constantly winning "EU's Next Top Model" and paying your 2% to NATO.

we keep foreigner out.
at least make world know we are no place for lefties, dicksuckers and shitskins

GET OUT REEE

By expelling the current government and making sure old people stop voting for communists/ex-KGB supporters EVERY.SINGLE.ELECTION.

Also build more factories, not close them for fucks sake.

is that Father from FMA:B?

omg the grill on the right is perfect. give her to me

Can I still come to visit your epic singing festival?

Eestinons: I also wish to visit laulupidu.

I was actually unironically thinking of buying a farm in the baltics or eastern poland.

How is it?

couldnt tell you, i just saved the image

I almost sold my house to buy a 40 hectare farm on Saaremaa.

I wish I had.