Are you a wizard? And what are your powers?

Are you a wizard? And what are your powers?

I began at 20
pretty gud luking, was just afraid before that and anxious about my penis (thx porn)

I got to 28 before I finally lost it thanks to Trump and finding a woman in the US over Twitter.

My powers are all words. I can make her cum nothing at all but words (and just looks, irl), I can convince anyone of anything, I'm a brutal debater without going autist technicality tier.

So yeah, I hit wizard a little early, but I got there eventually.

If you want women, act like Trump.

26 year old wizard apprentice here. my powers come from kek he makes me strong. I am a meme magic reservoir. praise kek

>point of no return
Nah, lost it at 22.

6 months to become a wirzard :((

Not a wizard, but I know a guy who became a wizard, then lost his wizardry to a girl at 32. She left him one year later.

16

I lost my virginity at 19 but I'm basically a wizard because that was an awkward drunk hookup and I've only had one partner after that (current girlfriend) who isn't that horny and neither am I. So I am wizardlike because I really never have sex at all. Sex aint that great I would rather get drunk to calm down after work

A TRUE WIZARD HAS COME BEFORE US

this is pretty depressing

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

eternal frustration and infinite hatred.

I turn 24 next month.
The time draws near

This chart is outdated. Losing your virginity by 20 is not as common anymore

no, i gave my powers to a prostitute. i regret this decision everyday, i'm still a loser and can't even be a wizard anymore.

tapping into your mana

24, going for 3000

I made it to 22 but now at 27 I've had araucus sex life for several years.

so what does that make me?

29 yr old soon to be wizard in just a few months

>000
>my powers come from kek

>turned 19 two months ago
>only 10 months until I cross the point of no return

>000

lvl 21 wizard here soon to be lvl 22

Haha haha you sound like a total faggot. I bet you larp don't you?

Im in the same boat. I honestly think i might be asexual even after taking test pills my sex drive barely improved.

this thread getting drenched in mana and sphaghetti

im only 20

HELP

>asexual
>i can split in half im a wizzard

30 in two months. I can feel my powers surging.

I got to 21, then I surrendered my chances of reaching wizardhood to a short-haired qt with schizophrenia. Nothing came of it, haven't heard from her in years. It's just been insecure pigs since.

Was it worth it?

>Im in the same boat. I honestly think i might be asexual even after taking test pills my sex drive barely improved.
Me too man. Have you ever had sex? When I have sex I really don't enjoy it but I still jerk off when I want to. For some reason sex isn't that appealing to me and never has been

I have a terrible sex drive. Haven't fucked my girlfriend in 2 months and still don't feel too much of an urge to. I still jerk off though a few times a week. Weird shit

Surely Kars got laid at least once...right?

I lost my chances of wizardry at 22 to some whore when I was visiting Japan. Haven't had sex since, mind you.

Level 34 here and my power can only grow.

Hit the point of no return

My powers are depression and failing at life

what's depressing about it?

33 here
I can cast Stinking Cloud a few times a day

Does it count as sex if you put ur penis in a girl but don't ejaculate?

when two gray wizards meet in the field

yes

Yeah ive had sex. Lost my viginity at 17 and have had a few bar hook ups/ Fucking escorts. Even when I was on test it was more I wanted to have sex to prove I could have sex.

I was also molested so that probs has a lot to do with it

I'll fuck your girlfriend for you

28 and virgin, because of Christianity
>atheistcucks will never settle down with a traditional wife and homeschool their white children on their 40 acre farm

18

nice res you ape

Was she tight though and did she bounce on it and make cute noises?

I need to know for reasons.

this got too real too fast

Lost it months before turning 30.
I lost it under special circumstances too.

i admire that, user

27 year old apprentice here.

Almost there.

As the father of a daughter...for her I would say Smith and Wesson

19 almost 20
I could feel the power awakening in me.
God of chaos will grant me powers.

Please tell

Kek nah. I ask her all the time if she needs sex and she's like me, not ever horny, so it works out a lot actually because neither of us feel pressured to have sex. It's great.

Nope.
It also doesn't count if you use a condom.

One month until I become a wizard. What should I do with my powers?

got raped

fugg

Jamals shagging her then.
Bad news.

I've just over a year until I ascend to wizardhood. I had a succubus try to steal my mana last year, but thankfully I was able to fight her off.

> Even when I was on test it was more I wanted to have sex to prove I could have sex.

Yeah when you're young or when you're a virgin you put sex on the highest pedestal because you want to prove you can have sex. Once you have sex though or get into a relationship you realize it's not that important. You also realize that people who have hookups a lot are really huge fucking degenerates

>I was also molested so that probs has a lot to do with it

Sorry to hear this man. That sucks

Gayest thing I've read on Sup Forums ever

Was waiting for someone to bring out this meme. Not the case. She just finds it gross and has pretty low self esteem, thinks she isn't good at it anyways and doesn't like doing it because of that. This is a good thing though, at least for me honestly. This wouldn't be a good thing for most guys and all my friends think it's weird as hell

All non virgins please leave this place

I'm 19 and I've never had a girlfriend, much less ever kissed a girl.
Am I doomed? It's real depressing.

He finds it depressing that he still is a virgin

She didn't like being on top. But she was tight (she was 18 at the time) and she did this cute exhale/gasp thing whenever she came.

>muh supreme being
>social fuck up
Kars was the Eliot Rodgers of the ancient race.

>[Mana Tap] successful

7 years away from wizardry. I'm hoping to be a battlemage.

lost virginity at 19, 25 now and have had the sex with at least 20 womyn

You're in the right place user.

>much less ever kissed a girl
There's always another way Elliot

as of last week, I have 5 years left until I get my robe & staff in the mail on my 30th birthday

Should've lost it at 17 when I had that one chance. I fucked up really bad. I wasn't expecting it to take this fucking long just to experience something so simple and commonplace.

i was a virgin til i was 23, then the floodgates opened after the first girl. after that i realized sex isn't a big fucking deal and you're retarded if you put pussy on a pedestal. too much work, not much reward

Read my Twisted world by Eliot Rodgers and make us all proud user, you will forever be remembered here.

It never ceases to amaze me how it is possible to earn wizardry.
I can’t even understand virgins at the age of 20.
I mean it just happens, mutual sympathy, a few drinks - here you go.

Well you don’t even have to be particularly nice to girls, just be honest. I actually fucked leftist girls after political discussions full of hatred for the counterpart.

Attraction, in my humble opinion, comes down to physical appearance and self-confidence, not arrogance but the ability to showcase your character and will. Even admitting your own flaws won’t make you less of a potential partner for intercourse.

Does it count if it was weird, awkward and you regretted it afterwards? I hope not, so close to wizardhood.

I grabbed a Jamaican girls tits but alas I am going on 20 next month without kissing a single human being.

fuuggg

Lost my butt virginity at 21. Pretty easy when your gay though...

yes it does count. say goodbye to ever getting wizard powers user

>15
>in middleschool

Yucky

26 y/o likely wizard here. I have the power to bring down the mood in an instant.

3 years left desu.

>8 FUCKING YEARS since 17 and he says this was his only chance

Are you saying I can't revoke my consent 10 years after the fact? Sounds like rapist logic to me

>being 15 in middleschool

Which is worse, being an adult virgin or being a retard?

Holy fuck. My main is on Eredar.

Wtf a virgin spaniard. Since when are south europeans virgins.

23, my power level is getting really high.

I'm not absolutely horrendous looking, but I seriously have given up. It feels like women either want some 6'2+, handsome badass or nothing at all. On top of that, whilst I find women sexually attractive, I can't physically bring myself to casually fuck someone I don't care about.

I'm 5'9, a bit of a cunt and I'm VERY over-analytical and it stops me doing quite a lot.

I'm still 18, meaning that there's still time for me to prevent my admission to Hogwarts, but I'm worried that I'm some sort of social degenerate.

I have thought about suicide, but I can't do that to my family members and I pussy out at the last minute.

no

It was via chad best friend that I moved away from in middle school and I went to visit him when I moved back. It's kind of complicated but I was too far up my own ass about "muh principles" and "muh degeneracy" to screw any of his slutty acquaintances.

It didn't take long to regret that decision when I moved back across the country shortly after visiting him that one time.

A faggot

I didnt nut until the 7th girl i had sex with

>I'm still 18

fuck outta here

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

nope, you cant undo it, the deed is done. you will never be able to use magic, enjoy living the shitty life user. honestly i could use my wizard powers to save you but it will cost you.

So what? Basically everyone I meet has had sex (I know they're not lying) except for me. I had multiple chances whilst 14-15, but I fucked them up.