World War III: Pick Your Teams, Make Your Predictions

Before we can kick off this glorious war, we need to finalize our squads. Here's how it's shaping up:

HEROES FOR GLORY

World Police
USA, UK, South Korea, Australia, India, Singapore, Poland, Netherlands, Taiwan, Assortment of Pacific Islanders

Dithering Cowards & Fence Sitters
NZ, Canada, Most of Europe, Baltics and Scandinavia

Cockroaches (waiting for cracks to open)
Latin America, Sub Saharan Africa, Caribbean, Indonesia

FORCES OF EVIL

Sunni Islam
ISIS, Boko Haram, AQ, JI, etc, etc, etc

Turkey
With Erdogan installed for life, they're looking to expand territory, though success more likely to come through the cockroach door.

Commie Bastards
North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, AntiFa and other socialist filth

THE GAMECHANGERS

Russia
China
Which side they pick or whether they stay out is everything. We still don't know, and they may switch at the final hour. Hard to see Baltic States, Europe, and even Poland, allying with a Russia led front. Same with Taiwan and China.

PUPPETEERS

Shia Islam notably Iran
Pumping in cash, funding mercenaries, but pretending to stay out.

Israel and the International Jew.
Chomping at the bit to join the heroes, with Mossad running interference, but will be kept at a distance as their involvement will recruit every Muslim.

Swiss
Milking the blood money as world bankers. Hosting peace talks.

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China sides with North Korea, Russia sides with China.

North Korea is just the tipping point for US and the Motherland to destroy each other and issue in an age of nuclear winter.

Brazil won't get dragged at this stupid war, thank god

If China takes out the DPRK it will want to occupy it. That will create the next scenario.

If Putin gets dragged into an opposing position on Syria, it all kicks off.

Yeah, you've got enough problems with ultraviolent niggers shooting cops and shitting in the street.

i dont think our cuck prime minister will help world police in this one, guys

we wish you luck

I'm sure he'll help out by taking all the refugees.

i dont think anything will happen with the us/russia in syria

unless trump is fucking retarded he wont start any more shit against assad

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theyre already coming and our cops just take them in

We're nuclear
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China won't flip on North Korea five seconds into World War Tres.