Before we can kick off this glorious war, we need to finalize our squads. Here's how it's shaping up:
HEROES FOR GLORY
World Police
USA, UK, South Korea, Australia, India, Singapore, Poland, Netherlands, Taiwan, Assortment of Pacific Islanders
Dithering Cowards & Fence Sitters
NZ, Canada, Most of Europe, Baltics and Scandinavia
Cockroaches (waiting for cracks to open)
Latin America, Sub Saharan Africa, Caribbean, Indonesia
FORCES OF EVIL
Sunni Islam
ISIS, Boko Haram, AQ, JI, etc, etc, etc
Turkey
With Erdogan installed for life, they're looking to expand territory, though success more likely to come through the cockroach door.
Commie Bastards
North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, AntiFa and other socialist filth
THE GAMECHANGERS
Russia
China
Which side they pick or whether they stay out is everything. We still don't know, and they may switch at the final hour. Hard to see Baltic States, Europe, and even Poland, allying with a Russia led front. Same with Taiwan and China.
PUPPETEERS
Shia Islam notably Iran
Pumping in cash, funding mercenaries, but pretending to stay out.
Israel and the International Jew.
Chomping at the bit to join the heroes, with Mossad running interference, but will be kept at a distance as their involvement will recruit every Muslim.
Swiss
Milking the blood money as world bankers. Hosting peace talks.