Why is drumpf's coat so long?

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>Doesn't know about giants
What level are you even on user?

To hide his magnum dong

hes a big coat nigga

You're a big coat.

He's a big cyberpunk fan.

For you

it looks stylish

to keep his thighs warm of course ^_^

THE DON OF THE TRENCHCOAT MAFIA

To keep his legs warm as well?? Why the fuck do you think you dumbass.

because its a coat ofc.

What do you think a coat is?
His suit jacket can be seen under it.
A coat is meant to come to your knees or mid calf.
Is Shareblue really running out of things to complain about this desperately?

WHY IS DRUMPF A MAN

Because it's an overcoat you dumb fuck. You wear it over a suit to protect your suit from grime and shit. What good would it do if it didn't protect your pants?

It's made of sophisticated bullet proof material and adds extra covering

Because overcoats are awesome. But he needs one in leather. And a hat. Because 'Murica.

It's an overcoat. Better question: why does a man who sells his own line of ties tape his ties together?

he'll soon evolve into "drumpf" which is like the hulk version of donnie and he'll crush the globalists with his mighty swinging humongous red tie.

He's tall. Tall people look best in long coats, short people look best in short coats. This is basic fashion.

He doesn't like tie pins?

Low energy. You can't banepost yourself, cuck.

because it is several inches longer than a typical coat, something normal to wear in colder climates. fagnigger

to hide b\his embarrassingly big ass

Because he's a superhero and it's the closest thing to a cape.

Because it looks good. Something OP would have no knowledge of.

It makes him look slimmer

To hide his butt boner

Overly long coats on Tump are an attempt by Tump not to look like a porker. His ties dropping well below his belt are a manifestation of trying to de-emphasize his porkiness.