I got cucked by a 40 year old dutch guy. Also Risk thread

RISK THREAD

post:
Name
Colour
Location

Could you maybe use another map

post and I'll consider it. Or PM me on discord

shit map senpai, play this

I know USA is shite,I'll post several

Do not trust that strayan cunt

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okay. We'll do religion risk

nah I like religion risk anyway

roll

r-rude mate, whats wrong with my map

b-baka

NVM I LOVE THIS MAP
WE WILL USE THIS
POST:
NAME
COLOUR
LOCATION
FOR THIS MAP

wtf
Spanish Empire
Red
Central Spain

kill yourself

14/88
red
Georgia

Cancer
Red
Sri Lanka

edgy red thn

Wales
Welsh Reich
Blue

Ancapistan

Gold

bottom left of Africa

edgy blue

Fuck, I thought wales was worth 1, put me in Sicily instead, call me Primitivist Commune.

Sweet Palis

or give me purple since red is taken ffs

Caliphate of Italiya
Lime
Start in Central italy

Im sorry for having been rude to you senpai :c

Fuck, I thought this might happen.

ugh

It's ok, I accept your apology :D

ree go back to wales

You should put yourself in Britany instead, it's far from everyone else

Sorry, my version of this map has +1 for NI and wales and I was going off them. Wales is a terrible start location on this version but a brilliant start location on mine.

YOU should put YOURself in Brittany instead.

MUPDATE

Fill spain!

Pali boi

Defend if attacked, Fill Central italy

any spills fill Southern Italy WITHOUT invading the Primitive Commune

Finish filling in the top country I'm in

Fill in the countries to my left touching the coast

Defend from caliph, then fill Corsica, then expand into the boot of Italy. Spill into southern France

Peace?

GO TO TURKEY

We arent at war in the first place.

>Empire of The Germans
>Grey
>Saxony

Ancapistan seeks an Alliance or NAP with your empire provided you have no ambitions in Africa

Fuck! Peaceful expansion only

No but I expected we would be very soon.

Are Sicily and Southern Italy one bonus region or are they both +1

>no ambitions in Africa
Impossible deal is impossible

idk
ask the others

both +1, judging by the size of other +1 regions.

cont filling Turkey

Germania > Expand in region; spares into Westphalia

>Deutscher Kaiser Augustus Ash of Greater Germania

Fill spain. Any spills into south France
Both regions are +1 together

Fill in the country that I'm in, fill in countries north along coast

Fill the region of France I'm in, then Normandy. Spill into the rest of France.

wew lad who to believe

>2nd Indian Raj
>Afghanistan
>Brown

Me I'd say
Don't think you can get a bonus from 4 tiles

Fill Northern italy
Spills Slovenia and Croatia.

Can I roll twice to catch up since I was here before first update but just fucked up researching for muh roleplaying and also cuz it's early?

>Empire of The Germans

Together they're bigger than the southern france region I have, which is +2.

Get Afghanistan then Pakistan if possible :)

Care for an Alliance?
I think we could help one another

At 14 tiles it would easily be the biggest +1 region, and it would be bigger than most +2 regions

Germania > Fill Westphalia then into Bavaria

>Deutscher Kaiser Augustus Ash of Greater Germania

I can see where you're pushing. Make it less obvious.

+2 then. Not like it makes a big difference desu,not worth fighting over

I have no ambitions in your territory if you have no ambitions in mine

Define "your territory"
All of Africa is a little bit bold

Want to ally?

I need the green territories touching you for the bonus

and given that there's no one to your north, you leaving AFrica alone will not impede your expansion, and I will be a sheild at your back

I think you may wish to consider an alliance seeing as your neighbors are looking to ally themselves together

>No one to your north
You know exactly that there is someone to my north.
You're right though. That alliance is obviously made to fuck me. Would be stupid if I refused yours

PLEASE GIVE ME AN ALLIANCE OR IM FUCKED

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I just gave you stuff idgaf

Think thats everyone

I can harass your competitor f they seek to prevent you from taking France

Defend against any attacks.
Fill the rest of Spain,spill south France (Unclaimed)
Would be nice if you could make your way to Tunisia.

You could have at least waited for him to accept or decline.

Fill Normandy then England.

Finish taking the country I've partly filled, continue expanding along the top of Africa's coast making sure to fill in the green bonus country

FUCK THIS ISNT FAIR IM BEING KEKED

Fill Northern Italy. Spills go to Switzerland, then Austria.

Alliance PLEASE

keep going for turkey and expand for north caucasus

I plan on it

Take Pakistan then N-West India (the region that is not connected to water) and after Nepal. If any spills left take E-India

Thought you were allied to the commune already
Really don't want to do a hugbox

How are you being cucked?

Germania > Fill region; spares into Bavaria

>Deutscher Kaiser Augustus Ash of Greater Germania

I'm not allied to the Commune...

Read the thread properly retard, I offered alliance and he didn't respond.

I'm talking about filling in Algeria

If there are still spills left, start taking central India.

If you want to play a historical mapmode go here:

But we could be allies. Spain certainly doesn't seem to want to be allies.

Borg
Estonia
any color

fineas and ferb is for gays

Hello, I see you every thread

Fill Algeria, Spill Tunisia

Invade France (unclaimed)

Defend if attacked, Fill Switzerland
Spills go to Austria.

Fill England, then Scotland. Ignore Wales.

expand to Eastern Europe

Spill Libya

Please ally me. I'll give you Sicily.

Germania > Germany

>Deutscher Kaiser Augustus Ash of Greater Germania