New general election: Vote conservative boys!

The conservatves are the obly ok party at this point.

Nigel Farage becomes the prime minister out of nowhere.

Fucking hope so, they've just called an election

This isn't even going to be a challenge.

Never voted conservatives before. I will this time. What a fucking time to be alive.

Who /libdem/ here

>not voting for Faragey boy.

Landslide

drown yourself.
no seriously
drown yourself.

1. Corbyn wins
2. Reverts EU ddecision
3. Welcome back Britbongs!

Farage isn't in it mate...

Die

yeah boy

...

He has no chance

The meme war resumes in Britain.

Never voted Tory before but now's the time.

Memes at the ready lads let's fucking smash it.

Your wife's son?

He can't run at all? Feelsbad :(

*Vote cuckservative goy !
Fify

>1. Corbyn wins
KEK
>2. Reverts EU ddecision
First of all he doens't even want to himself. Secondly running against the political policy which has the greatest mandate in British history - BREXIT - is electoral suicide.
>3. Welcome back Britbongs!
Never happening. Enjoy your imminent collapse and conquest by the Dar-al-Islam.

Comrade corbyn cant even get his own party members to tow the line, he hasn't got a fucking hope in a GE.

Hopefully this is the nail in jezzas wicker coffin. The guys a fucking Europhile anyway

Do it Britbongs, uncuck your govenment
>tfw Le pen wins france, then the next month Conservatives take control in UK
Mass liberal suicide

Do it anyway, m8.

>*Vote cuckservative goy !
Fuck off.

They are indeed cucks but they're following though on Brexit. Who else are we going to vote for to see Brexit through?

Let's co-opt #imwithher to really trigger the American liberals

are you 8? Have you ever seen a ballot paper before?

This will happen most likely

great idea!!!!

So how does it look right now?

She wouldn't call a snap election if she wouldn't be polling well, right?
Or is there someone even better for us to root for than may?

Time to take this country back for good! Labour, BTFO. Lib Dems, BTFO. House of Lords lynching when?

Twice but I can't remember what they look like

Kek's will manifest!

HOUSE OF LORD RETURN TO BLOOD RIGHTS WHEN?

I want my local Duke to have his seat back. He's a really good lad.

Soon

My constituency has had the same labour MP since 1997.

Should I campaign for lib dems or conservatives this time around? Which do you think is more likely to oust him?

non hereditaries need to be booted out

No and i'm in my 20's.

Just take a pen in and right Farage.

She's a crafty old bitch I'll give her that either the Tories win their biggest majority since Thatcher, or on the odd chance it comes out in the next 8 weeks she's a child molester they get to sit back criticize Labours handling of Brexit, then stroll back into office.

I'm going to vote for Corbyn, he should lead the country.

depends on the constituency

Anyone who goes by the polls is retarded. People fall for it time and time again, yet they fail to get a grip on the fact that it's a small group of people who 'magically' expand to the whole country.

That isn't how reality works. Polls are only good for the people they actually spoke to.

>Let's co-opt #imwithher
YES DO IT DO IT DO IT.

BASED NIGE FOR SOUTH THANET MP

You can't just write in someone. That means you've spoilt your paper over here...Remember you vote for a party not a person in the UK.

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I think polls can give you a general idea and if you do them over a while with enough people you might see some trends.

All I am saying that it is probably looking good for her right now.

He doesn't want to be a politician, he's done his part.

someone skillful with photoshop and do a theresa on this?

All massive cucks totally oblivious of the torys fascist ways. Regardless of economics, you can ant get any more cucked than the Conservative party.

>mass surveillance
>no freedom of speech
>doesn't even state plan of action in interviews
>serves BIG business, not people
>fuels further social and economic decline by allowing the bottom rung of society to degrade even more
>are torys

Kek wills it

Damn fucking straight, even Kek wills it. Time to make the Empire stronk again.

I fucking hope so.

>t. aristocratic blooded trust funder

>20s
>right
>meant write
>"HONEST, I'VE VOTED BEFORE!"

Tfw disaffected left-leaning liberal who voted brexit.

Love having no one to vote for.

>they've just called an election

Can someone explain what this means and why it's a big deal? Does this mean your PM is stepping down and your voting a new one or something else?
Every news I see about it is just they called for an election on June 8.

Conservatives already have control here you mong.

It means there's an election... she can still be voted for and remain in her position or someone else can win and take over as PM.

It's like another general election except 3 years early because of brexit.

Corbyn has been down in all but I want to say 3 polls? Ever?

M8 he's fucked, polls this bad definitely mean something.

corbynov doesn't like the eu

This
I'm protest voting Labour in a flip constituency

>not understanding the Conservatives are useful idiots to get us out of the EU
Once we're out of that fruity little club we can fix our country but while we're in we can't fix our own laws.

Nah we can elect Theresa again if we wan't, which I think it's obvious most of us do.

A general election is supposed to be every 5(?) years, but a new one can be called after a certain period of time by the new prime minister, usually if they are extremely confident they will win.
The last person to do this was Tony Blair I think

Who was asked? Conservative voters?

The fact still stands that it's still a stupid metric to decide your future on.

tfw voting UKIP.

Can I get paid to work for the tories?

>protest voting

this is me and my wife mate. Vote tory, get brexit done and then fight the good fight once we have our country back.

PRESS H TO GIVE LABOUR A FREE HELICOPTER RIDE

PINOCHET AND KEK WILLS IT

Should I vote conservative on principle despite its futility? Because my shitty area is guaranteed to return an SNP mp

>Wake up
>Snap general election out of nowhere

> Labour supporters already crying and whining on kikebook

This is a good feeling. The next 6 weeks are going to be fun.

one man has the support of the US president

Ignore cuckservative reddit shills Sup Forums

>tfw voting UKIP.
what the fuck are you trying to achieve

>Wake up
Don't you have anywhere to be at 11AM on a Tuesday?

Might as well vote conservative; in the long term increasing the conservative vote in Scotland will mean that others won't think it's pointless.

>All these tory shills
Disgusting

Of course.

The conservatives have been in power since 2011, and in majority government since 2015 you fucking idiot.

CHECKED

I'd vote for Hitch, but the grumpy fuck wouldn't run.

>increasing the conservative vote in Scotland
Hahahahahahahahaha.

Pls go back, comrade.

Even the greens are more electable than the libs now, after their selling out their main demographic and now the cuck farron in charge.

nigel will come out in suport of may

>Take this Corbynfkins

>SNP

Please just vote for whoever has a chance of taking away the SNP seat. Literally anything is better than them.

Yeah, I'm usually fucking you're mum right about now but she told me not to come over because you poopoo'd your bed with last nights tendies, lad.

Labour is behind brexit... vote for the socialists so we can continue down the national socialist path lads.

lazy bastard

/usefulidiots/

VOTE SAXON

VOTE SAXON

VOTE SAXON

VOTE SAXON

> Wins
> Labour polling worse than in 83, when they got their worst post-WW2 result

UKIP was meaningless now that you have left the EU

>inb4 everywhere that voted remain votes tory
>inb4 tories still aren't aware of their cognitive dissonance
>inb4 corbyn has dropped from 100:1 to 6:1 overnight

Are all of you losers dumb, look what happened last time pulled a "certain landslide" election.

If the Tories lose their majority and Article 50 runs into a wall, I will laugh all the way to the EU entitlement cheques bureau

You're welcome Brits

You stupid subterranean fish slurper, have the sulphur fumes addled your already undersized brain?

That's Peter Hitchens, he's no lefty.

Okay, user.

are UKIP doomed to fail now that Farage ran away?

Come back to us when there's a better option. It's Tories or bust, and that's the fault of the cucked, anti-nationalist Libs and Labour.

Here's some reasons why this election is actually a good thing. If it wasn't held immediately then Labour, libs, ukip etc would keep being the same useless unelectable faggots all the way to 2020, and the Tory landslide would happen then instead. That consigns us to an uninterrupted decade and half of rampant Tory faggotry.
This election will likely now move that Tory landslide forward by three years. It'll decimate both the other parties and they'll be forced to change in time for 2022. We need the Labour party decimated even further because it provides less than zero opposition, it's policy stances actually strengthen the government absolutely. The problem isn't necessarily even Corbyn, its the sitting MPs, and they need to go.
The reason why this election is bad? It's essentially the dreaded second referendum. It gives an opportunity to cancel brexit or go soft brexit.

The Hillary logo should be changed to the conservative logo desu