A Russian, a German and an American were going grocery shopping

A Russian, a German and an American were going grocery shopping.
The Russian walked in. He bought some stuff and left after 10 minutes
The German was even quicker and left just after five minutes
The American sharted. He sharted in the mall!!!!!

>Russian buying things
Hah. Funny.

HOLY KEK

Why would someone shop for groceries in a mall?
OP is a retard.

it's not even funny, put some effort in it next time leaf.

DRUMPF ACTUALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

ok, try this one:
a russian, an dutch, and a canadian walk into a bar
bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2
russian says: it's clearly 4
canadian says: it's clearly 4
dutch says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore cucked loser I wish mom aborted me so there was one less dutch fag in this world retarded whoreson
bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots stupid dutch in face

holy fuck rekt. OP is le funny canadian man!

have my upboat good sir!

It was funnier when the Kazakh was posting them.

A crossfit instructor, a vegan, and a United States Marine all walk into a bar
I know this because they announced it to everybody that would give them the time of day

wow xD

i hope everyone in this whole thread except me gets range banned

Fucking hilarious

>leaf

Canacucks try so hard to be funny but they just can't be. Look at Tom Green for example. The funniest thing about a Canacuck joke is the way it sounds when they talk.

"Sorey aboot that."

Tell a joke then cunt go on you won't you've changed

How do you fit 1,000 Jews into a Mercedes?
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2 in the front, 2 in the back, 996 in the ashtray.

>grocery shopping
>mall

What do you call someone on a business trip to russia?
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Fallout 5 dev

A Russian, a German, an American and Israeli were going grocery shopping.

The Russian walked in and was blown up by an FSB false flag operation.
The German was even quicker and left just after five minutes but in his hurry didn't notice Achmed in the lorry. He became a human paintball on the tarmac
The American was complacent because we have few terrorists. He was stabbed by niggers for his Skittles.

The Israeli celebrated while reading the news, then got back to work pitting the remaining Russians, Germans and Americans against each other to keep the White race politically divided.

>Flag
Checks out.

Why did the Auschwitz shower heads have 12 holes?

Because Jews only have 10 fingers!

calm down.

Funny and sad at the same time.

Do you know how copper wire was invented?
>2 jews saw a penny at the same time