/ptg/ President Trump General - Anime Candidate Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>VP Pence talks to Korean Business Communities 4/17/17
youtu.be/n_1Sg_QHvbY
>VP Pence comments on his dad killing gooks 4/17/17
youtu.be/OHhO4-G4IBM
>Easter: FLotUS Melania Reading Nook 4/17/17
youtu.be/JlnYLko5rG0
>Easter: Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania address crowd 4/17/17
youtu.be/6XiHMdCzyPc
>Easter: Kellyanne Conway Reading Nook 4/17/17
youtu.be/w9AXNmxNS54
>Easter: HUD Sec Ben Carson 4/17/17
youtu.be/eqvzuMAt0yU
>Easter: Attny Gen Jeff Sessions Reading Nook 4/17/17
youtu.be/t_e1F868MFo
>Easter: Sean Spicer Reading Nook 4/17/17
youtu.be/ekj2S2UGTRY
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #12 4/14/17
youtu.be/5-HAAlJebkY
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AWOO~

Remember when Trump enacted the highly succesful muslim travel ban?

Or when he said replacing Obamacare with something much better would be so easy?

/ptg/ President Trump General - Neocon Edition

give an awoooo for /ourpedo/!

Poland threads is nest threads.

Also Awoo!!

Remember when your nation was actually looked upon as successful?

Remember when half of your population when it was violated by communists?

New proxy?

Shit. I need to pickup toothpaste at the store today

Anybody got his website?

Remember when PJW, Alex Jones and Cernovitch turned on Trump? That was treason!

...

did u get a proxy fluffy

Every day, the incoherence deepens: He’s going to cover “everyone,” but he’s going to push 24 million people off their health insurance.

He’s going to wipe out the debt, but his tax cuts and spending spree will add trillions to it.

He’s never going to intervene in Syria, but he just did.

He’s going to get Mexico to pay for a big, beautiful wall, but he isn’t.

China is a currency manipulator, but it isn’t.

The media is the enemy of the people, but he is on the phone with them every five minutes and can’t stop watching CNN and reading the New York Times.

He’s going to be a tightwad with taxpayers’ money, unlike Obama, but his personal travel expenses are on track to be eight times more than his predecessor’s.

He’s going to work relentlessly for the American people but he spends half his days watching cable news.

We’ve got to be “very, very tough” in foreign affairs, but when he sees dead babies on TV, he immediately calls General Mattis and lobs 59 Tomahawk missiles.

He has a secret plan to defeat ISIS, but pursues Obama’s strategy instead.

He is for the “forgotten men and women” of America, but his tax plan — which is itself changing all the time — benefits the superrich and depends on removing health insurance for the working poor.

He wants to be friends with Russia, but he doesn’t. He’s going to challenge China’s policy on Taiwan, but he isn’t.

He is against crony capitalism, but he is for it.

He’s going to keep the focus on America, but just upped the ante in Yemen and Afghanistan.

He’s a deal-maker, but he cannot make deals even with his own party.

He’s a great manager, but his White House is consumed with in-fighting and he cannot staff his own administration.

He’s a populist who stacks his cabinet with Goldman Sachs alums.

He’s going to pressure China to take on North Korea, but “after listening for ten minutes” to China’s dictator, he changes his mind.

Remember when your country was German?

Maybe you need a shower

nigdy jej nie znajdziecie :^) korwin mikke 1%

>tfw NOTHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING
It's so fucking boring, can't they at least bring back muh Russia, so we have something to shitpost about?

>New proxy?
One of Fluffy's pack
They always post the same shit

What sort of happenings will we get this week?

Remember when Trump - the orange Hitler - respected the ruling of the federal judiciary despite the rulings obvious activist Trump Derangement Syndrome motivations, and chose to get his immigration pause by way of due process?

COGNITIVE DISSONANCE

Austria

Ireland

Malta

Netherlands

Poland

Romania

Thailand

Meme countries that have no importance in the modern world and have been culturally irrelevant since the 19th century, if at all. The only time Americans are even aware of their existence is when we travel over there to fuck their women in exotic positions with no concern for their pleasure.

America First means American opinions first! Listen to George Washington, do not let foreign devils poison your heart with traitorous thoughts!

pls never leave. you're the only time I get to post this

So the Georgia special election Dem doesn't even live in the district he's running for. Why is he allowed to run if he doesn't live their?

Or is this a normal thing that all politicians are allow to do?

>Germany
>not successful

LMAO delusional, Mr 54%-

I don't see any point in bullying that guy, he needs his autistic threads so he can live vicariously through actual Syrian soldiers. It is only unfortunate he hasn't converted to Alawism and fucked off from Poland to bleach some Syrian girls.

>Spends easter all alone, shitposting on Sup Forums
>Cries like a little bitch when an user finds his little secret hideout

lol

no he just twitted like a friking baby how much it is unfair he didn't get his way

Instead of building a wall of text, why don't you post botes?

>when you have nothing of substance to say so you just make a toothpaste joke
face it, you're still endorsing obama 2.0/bush 3.0

>America First
is that why there's no wall, pulling back US forces from the middle east, travel ban or marking China as a currency manipulator?

...

How many other countries are there (besides the USA) that can't be made fun of solely on the basis of their boring uninspired flag designs? I mean you can make fun of burgers all you want but you can't just dismiss our opinions because of our flag, unlike
>a fucking leaf
>a fucking wheel
>toothpaste
etc

I can't believe Trump said the American dream is dead. There's no way he can recover from this.

>no 2000mile long wall in 4 months

I like you even if everyone else calls you a shill. You bring life and personality to an otherwise dull jerk off chamber.

guys I'm kind of scared that we're gonna lose the seat in Georgia.

I'm right next to the 6th district, but I'm registered outside of it. I can't do anything to help!

Im just worried this might be the beginning of the end for Drumpf.

I hope he wins then you will cry and write

>WE DONT LIKE GEORGIA ANYWAY

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>Austria
>culturally irrelevant

It's a much better country than the JEWSA

I thought Trump and the Wendy's girl were supposed to be arrested for treason already?

My state is far more than 54% you subhuman kraut

Also, you are looking for 64% but you might not have thought as you are probably preoccupied by breathing heavily in the corner of your bedroom while you hear your step-dad ram your mother

Anyone going to the next Berkley event?

This user had a really good idea if you are:

Should I bake blueberry pie or make custard tard today?

Liking battle & war doesn't make one a neocon.

The U.k

Santa Claus is colluding with the Russians?

kill yourself

I did give you an actual response because you didn't post anything with substance

>Spencer jumps on the bandwagon, like a little controlled opposition cuck he is
>Dresses up in a skirt or a cape or something
>Still gets his teeth kicked in by some shit eating cuckold or something
kek

low energy bait

Austria hasn't been relevant since 1918.

...

>fucking asymmetrical

No If the people want him to represent him then I'm ok with it. I'm just asking a simple question.

I mean he just said on T.V that he can't vote because he doesn't live their.

While respecting the judiciary and pursuing the order via due process.

it kinda does, commie faggot

So basically the two highest vote totals in today's election move on to the final round to run against each other?

>Austria
>run by a communist
pick both

And that's why it's better than JEWSA

At least be correct.

Being a neo-con is obsessing about war for the profits that it brings.

Since the 19th century you Hun.

Plus Salzburg is a dreary tourist trap now, when I was there I fucked the youngest tour guide and left cum dripping from her ears.

all of america's wars are fought for profit

So we found out how malay mike looks like

How would fluffy look like, if we found out who he was and where he lived?

ayy lmao

>christians are alpha

>Ameriniggers

please insert yourself into the nearest gas chamber

Such as?

>you are no better than the savages you bomb

nie jestesmy na wykopie :^)

>wanting profit
>commie faggot
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

all wars are fought for profit you fucking retard
everyone enters a war hoping they get more out of it than what they put in

Haha, triggered you traitorous little bitch?

the head's eyes scan the area

Says the guy that conquered the Dutch East Indies. Wew.

>nie jestesmy na wykopie
>we are not at the excavation
what did fluffy mean by this

Spencer/TRS faggots are just dumb, underage trash. They don't actually know anything, they just say what sounds cool and le based xD

Am I right, my fashy comrades? How are those MS Paint memes?

>Implying she ever gave a fuck about Obama and his "legacy"
Yeah, I don't buy it

BIIIIG BEAUTIFIL YUUUUUGE IMAGINARY WALL

dox him yourself cunt

Nice architecture, nice history, but too bad that, like the rest of Europe, like Germany, it's willingly committing national suicide. They had their chance with Hofer.

Traitorous? I just hate niggerish faggots like yourself
>muhhhh dick
>heck yeah America lets go fuck eachother in the ass WOOOOO FREEDOM

You're stupid and disgusting. Please go jump off a moving building.

Putin has a spy camera up every Georgia homeowner's shitter, if you vote Democratic he'll release the dirty files!

That the General Government didn't go far enough

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I don't know. Fluffy isn't making a whole lot of sense, must be one of the few atheist leftists in the country, which more or less forces him to stay inside, lest he get beaten on the street. That would explain why he spends all day here, even on easter sunday

FLUFFY, BAD DOG!

Daily reminder that Judas was a Russian

Nope. One is merely liking battle & war and the other is being obsessed with it for profit.

I'm also not a commie.

I've got better things to do. I was just curious what other people thought he looked like.

You got to admit tho, mike is one ugly cunt

Is this the power of the toothpaste pill?

Yeah murder is so alpha.

>Georgia Dem: No issue I don’t live in district
thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/329235-georgia-dem-no-issue-i-dont-live-in-district

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

47D NASCAR!!!!!

>we

Then who was it, infinitychan? I missed that

Do shills invade brit/pol/ like they do here? Or are leftwing parties too irrelevant to even matter in Britain anymore.

>Trump: No issue I don't have to realease tax returns
yeah, hide them trumpy boy, they must be embarassing...

>tying some one up and then chopping there head off
beta bitch

yeah being tolerant is a lot more alpha XD