Pick a nation

What 3 nationalities would you pick to fight alongside you in a bar brawl?

My pick:

1. Polish
2. Kiwi (Mauri)
3. Irish

Samoans

Russian
Finnish
Brits

1. Scottish
2. Welsh
3. Irish

Too right.

>Somalis
>Ethiopians
>North Koreans

Polish
Italian
Czech

jews

I second this. Every damn time.

>Welsh
Them boys from the valleys are tough as nails

>straya
>Ireland
>Russia

we're picking people who we think would be good brawlers, right?
>Russia
>Ireland
>Serbia
>

Native Americans have some drunken super powers

American Irish Russian

Texans
Aussies
English (Northern)

Russian
Aussie

Then I'd probably go for some oriental for some fun Jackie Chan antics.

Vietcong

straya
kiwi
bogtrotters
them fuckers dont give up, you can whoop em but you cant scare em.

1- Swedes
2- Canadians
3- Germans

Because fighting is for rural and suburban retards and if we were to get those 3 nationalities together we would probably find a way to terraform mars and a cure for cancer instead of wasting our time punching others.

Probably one of those weird fucking African tribes that run a marathon every day to hunt their food. They gotta be feisty.

Tongan/Samoan

And maybe a Russian

polish
chechen
russian

>Irish
>Scottish
>Russian

Mexican
Afghans
Dominicans

hahahahaahaaahahahhahhhahahaaahhaahaahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahaah

>tfw half Irish but scrawny and 160 lbs

FUCK DAD WHY DID YOU MARRY A JEW REEEEE

Portuguese
Portuguese
Portuguese

1. A Texan

2. an American black guy like Kimbo Slice

3. An Alaskan

The rest of the world is too protein-deficient and cucked by their own government.

Conor Mcgregor is under that weight. No excuse unless you're 7 foot tall.

Basically nations that still have badass motherfuckers

>Russians
>Icelanders
>The fackin Scotts (nu-males plz go)

texans and scottish and a few manchester united fanboys.

Norwegians
Dutch
Irish

1, Poland
2. Israel
3. Kurdistan

1: Syria
2: Afghanistan
3: Iraq

Kiwi
Aussie
Englishmen

No one fucks with Anglos and gets away with it

1. Americans, once they're on your side they'll fight with you to the end, even if you're a massive dick
2. Japanese, once they're on your side they'll fight with you to the end, even if you're a massive dick
3. Britbongs, once you're on their side they can't even conceive of the possibility of future conflict, as long as you're courteous and invite them over for tea.

1. jews
2. indians
3. filipino

Russians
Germans
Finnish

nice idea, but how do you win fights?
is this your "as long as we tried, we're all winners" team?

...

America
Latvia
Poland

>1. Polish

Always lose

>2. Kiwi (Mauri)

Too dumb.

>3. Irish

Backstabbers.

Two Finns and an Estonian.

1 Russian is enough

505 Russians couldn't even BTFO of a Finnish manlet.

1. English
2. Aussie
3. Dominican

correct

1. Finland
2. Norway
3. Iceland

Czech
Finn
Strayan
Everything else can get fucked

Kiwi
Aussie
Irish
ANGLOSPHERE

So are the boys from the ozarks

He said country faggot, unless you're admitting that Texas is commiefornia levels of spic(which it is) and therefore inferring it as a separate nation
If you're just trying to swing your barely average sized Texan dick around just know that not only has Florida done exactly what you've done but we did it against 3 god damn world super powers and unlike you we didn't get btfo

Think he means prior to 2007 lad

Serbians
Mexicans
Niggers

No one is leaving the bar alive.
No one.

>once you're on their side they can't even conceive of the possibility of future conflict
Except once we became a nation and they became our allies 2 decades later they were stealing our sailors, attacking our merchant ships, and forced us into a war in 1812
So what are you talking about?

Polish
English
Scottish

The fuck?

You sound a little upset there sport

Azerbayan
Armenia
Poland

Serbians, holy hell.

finnish
russian
polish

1. Arizonan
2. Texan
3. Alaskan

serb
aussie
fenian

I'll rek you all alone

you would fuck each other in the ass

serb
russian
irish

This.
Unless you've them in person, you can't appreciate their size.

Jajajaja so funny you fuck

>Welsh
>Irish
>English

Cunts the lot of them

Honestly,

>Gurkha's
>ROK's
>Either 'strayans, Russians, or Micks

Am I assuming my own nation is already in on it? Australia, the UK, and maybe Russia?

>this nigga knows

1. Muricans
2. Samoans
3. Ruskies

1. English
2. Scottish
3. Polish

FUCKIN AVE IT YA CUNTS COME ON THEN

English
Russian
Irish

the alcoholism trinity

1. Japanese
2. Swedish
3. German

Why these three? Quite simple, I'm taking the Black Dynamite approach, I know these three wouldn't do shit in a bar fight, but by putting them in this situation, they will have no choice but to put some hair on their balls and not get their ass kicked.

Other countries don't realise this but Brits are literally designed to fight. That's why we are so fucking ugly, god said why bother?

If you go on a night out and don't have a brawl its a boring night

>TFW strayan and your mate gets into a fight cuz he was talking shit and now he wants you to fight
>TFW you just wanted to give this loose fat sheila some pork and now you're expected to glass some cunt
>TFW you just watch your mate get rekt and laugh about it as you stick doodle up the butthole of some fat slob in the ladies bathroom while your mate is getting dragged out the venue by the bouncers

Scot
Strayan
Irish

Samoans
Nepalese
Mongols

Obvious choice

Europoor no guns BTFO

Chechen
Moroccan
Mongolian

...

1. Irish
2. German
3. Polish

1. Norwegians
2. Dont care
3. Dont care

I can tell your a chink

A true Aussie never dogs a mate

Russian
Chechnyan
Ukrainian
Tough people and somehow, they all seem to know how to fight and are crazy.

dying in ditches is a superpower now?

It's because they're niggers with a white overlay

poles are faggots, trying too hard at this macho football ultras bullshit, while basically theyve been destroyed by everyone around them whenever a real fight actually breaks out.

now their women are all in the uk getting drilled by goatfuckers.

typical a brit would pick another nation of cucked faggots to fight with. you are all pathetic homos

>not bottling the cunt
>not porking your mate as a thank you

Romanians (as long as in own interest kek)
Rooskies
Poles

He's right. They'd get their asses beat, but they'd win.

One Nepalese Gurkha is all I need.

all starving. good picks nigel

That's fine with me. I just know they can kick some ass and are crazy too.

1.England
2.Scotland
3Russan

>lives in Florida and doesnt think its the biggest shithole in the US

ishygddt

Blacks > everyone else BTFO in a bar fight.

Don't imply the average black can't beat the average white. The former might as well be apes with how they act. Does that disqualify them though?

And if they begun losing, they'd just pull out guns because they use every dirty tactic.

>englishman
>irishman
>aussie

then i could make up a ribald joke afterwards

mandingo nigger
potato nigger
fermented potato nigger

Oi but how am I gonna stick me dick in all these fat ugly cunts if I'm too busy bashing some dickhead? Did you even think of that or what? Or did ya just come in here talking shit? I should fucking bash you for saying that shit about me instead. Fucking call me a chink you're a fucking chink you fucking tryhard fake aussie cunt. Probably just fucking got here yesterday. Fucking indian arab cunt. Piss off out of my country. I'm just trying to fuck some fatsos and you come around here disturbing the peace. Fucking dog cunt.